A Crappy Catholic with Mark Kwasny

A Crappy Catholic with Mark Kwasny

Mark Kwasny

Episodes 34
Avg. Duration 17m
Activity Highly Active
Since Nov 2024
Latest Episode May 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Every 2 Weeks
Format
Episodic
Consistency
21%
Hosting
rss.buzzsprout.com

About This Podcast

A Crappy Catholic with Mark Kwasny is a story-driven podcast about faith, failure, and the ongoing experiment of trying to be a decent human being… and regularly proving otherwise.


Mark doesn’t have it figured out. In fact, most episodes start with something that went wrong—an awkward moment, a bad reaction, a quiet realization that, once again, he is the problem—and spiral from there.


Sometimes it’s about church... sometimes it’s about work, family, or the general weirdness of being alive. 


Most of the time, it’s about what happens when those things collide with a conscience that won’t leave you alone.


This isn’t a theology podcast... It’s a human one.


No advice. No pretending.

Just stories, mild irritation, and the occasional glimpse of grace showing up where it probably shouldn’t.


If you’ve ever tried to do the right thing and somehow made it worse, you’ll probably feel at home here.

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How to Accomplish Nothing While Being Constantly Busy

May 20, 2026 14m Transcript

Send us Fan MailSome people wake up, focus for eight uninterrupted hours, crush their goals, optimize their workflow, and become millionaires by age 25.I hear footsteps upstairs and immediately…

My Toaster Needs Instructions… and I’m Not Okay With That

Apr 29, 2026 13m Transcript

Send us Fan MailIt started with a toaster.A simple, innocent appliance whose only job used to be: bread goes in, toast comes out.But not anymore.In this episode, I spiral (gracefully… mostly) into…

We Moved to the Country… It Tried to Kill Me (Multiple Times)

Apr 22, 2026 12m Transcript

Send us Fan MailWe moved to the country chasing the dream: land, peace, maybe a few chickens… and possibly a holy, wholesome life.What we got instead? Heat exhaustion, ER visits, falling off ladders,…

God Understands (And Other Lies Catholics Tell Themselves)

Dec 17, 2025 15m Transcript

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, I unpack how we casually ghost God while insisting we love Him — and why we’d never tolerate that behavior from a spouse, friend, or child.Topics include:• Treating…

Why NFL Fans Have More Zeal Than Catholics (And Yes… I’m Calling Us Out)

Dec 10, 2025 23m Transcript

Send us Fan MailWhy is it that the guy at the football stadium will take his shirt off, paint his chest, scream like a lunatic for four hours… but we Catholics can barely stay awake for a 55-minute…

Trusting in God... Kinda

Dec 03, 2025 24m Transcript

Send us Fan Mail"Jesus, I trust in You." Okay, you said the words... but do you trust in Him, really? Yeah, a lot of us are like that. We say we have confidence in God. We say we trust in Jesus, but…

Let the Advent Wars Begin!

Nov 26, 2025 10m Transcript

Send us Fan Mail🎄🔥 LET THE ADVENT WARS BEGIN! 🔥🎄Welcome to the ONLY Christmas-prep video brave enough to admit what the rest of the world won’t: Advent is basically a four-week battle campaign—and…

Why God Might Be Wondering Why You Never Call…

Oct 07, 2025 29m Transcript

Send us Fan MailEver feel like prayer is this super serious, complicated thing where you have to say all the right words? Nope! Prayer is basically chatting with your BFF — except your BFF is God,…

The Truth About Being a Decent Human

Sep 30, 2025 16m Transcript

Send us Fan MailEver wonder what it really takes to be a decent human? Spoiler: it’s not about winning every argument, getting likes, or even being perfect.In this video, we explore what it means to…

Is it Worth Being Catholic?

Sep 23, 2025 16m Transcript

Send us Fan MailEver wonder if being Catholic is actually worth all the rules, guilt, and weird traditions? Yeah… me too. But here’s the thing—being Catholic literally saved my life. I’ve hit rock…

Crappy Catholic Reboot

Sep 16, 2025 8m Transcript

Send us Fan MailHey — welcome to Crappy Catholic Reboot! In this short talk I share how I grew up Catholic but didn’t really know much about it until I started reading and asking questions. I explain…

How’s That Conforming to Stupidity Thing Going for Ya?

Jul 17, 2025 24m Transcript

Send us Fan MailEver feel like you're surrounded by dumb ideas... and somehow following along? Yeah, me too. This video dives into 10 hilariously painful ways we all conform to stupidity—without even…

Speak Your Truth! (Just not THAT truth)

Jul 01, 2025 19m Transcript

Send us Fan MailEver feel like you’re the only one who remembers what actually happened at Thanksgiving '98? You’re not crazy, you’re just surrounded by people who prefer their truth pre-sanitized…

Grew Up in a Weird Family? This Might Be Why You’re Stuck

May 19, 2025 21m Transcript

Send us Fan MailEver feel like your childhood came with a free subscription to self-doubt and procrastination? Join me as I battle the fear of recording and discover that maybe, just maybe, it's not…

No More Cool Popes, PLEASE!

May 08, 2025 10m Transcript

Send us Fan MailTired of Popes trying to be the “cool dad”? In this episode, I rant (lovingly) about why the Church needs a coach, not a cruise director.Support the show

Crazy? It's Not Us... It's Them!

Apr 30, 2025 15m Transcript

Send us Fan MailThe world wants you to think that YOU'RE the crazy one when truth is, the insane asylums have been opened and the crazy people are in charge and are all around you! It's time to pick…

Too Tired to Be Catholic? Here’s What to Do!

Feb 07, 2025 14m Transcript

Send us Fan MailEver feel like being Catholic is like running on a treadmill... that’s also on fire... and moving backward? Don’t worry, you’re not alone—let’s talk about why the struggle is real…

Fear Ain't Your Friend

Jan 31, 2025 22m Transcript

Send us Fan MailAre you afraid of failure, success, or just recording a podcast about fear? I'd be lying if I said this recording was easy because fear kept telling me different. But I found a great…

Smile Baby, Smile!

Jan 29, 2025 16m Transcript

Send us Fan MailEver looked at an old photo of yourself and thought, "Wow, I peaked at 5"? Join me as I try to rediscover that kid who smiled in bathtubs, rocked a xylophone, and didn’t care what…

The Little Child Inside

Jan 27, 2025 23m Transcript

Send us Fan MailBelieve it or not, there's a little you inside of you. And if that little guy or gal never had a chance to be a kid, to be creative, or to just grow up in a normal household, then…

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does A Crappy Catholic with Mark Kwasny have?

A Crappy Catholic with Mark Kwasny has published 34 episodes since November 2024, covering topics in Christianity, Religion & Spirituality.

Is A Crappy Catholic with Mark Kwasny still active?

A Crappy Catholic with Mark Kwasny is currently highly active with new episodes every 2 weeks. Average episode length is 17m.

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