A Hoe And A Housewife
Melody Parker
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I used to get paid for my secrets… now I spill them for free! A Hoe & A Housewife is raw girl talk, bad decisions, and the kind of stories that should never leave the group chat. Hosted by two sisters with wildly different lives (and very different resumes), it’s like a late-night FaceTime with your most unhinged friend…. the one who tells you everything.
We spill what couldn’t be posted online: dating disasters, cheating scandals, situationships that went way too far, sex you regret but still laugh about, pop culture drama, and the random rabbit holes we swear we didn’t plan to go down.
Whether you’re here for the tea, the thirst traps, or the therapy disguised as chaos, there’s a seat for you.
New episodes every week. Bring your crystals, your custody battle, your favorite classified CIA documents, or that man’s face you’re still getting lasered off… we’re talking about it all!
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S2E1 EPISODE 1: “We’re Back & Already in Everybody’s Business”
Season 2 is here, and we’re already in everybody’s business 😊 Andddddd we officially retired Hoe Bootcamp before it even left the couch, but fear not the messy energy is still alive! This week we…
S1E12 EPISODE 12: “Dating Crimes & Confessions | Hoe Crimes & Misdemeanors (Season Finale)”
In this finale, we’re putting Season 1 on trial. From petty dating moves to wild confessions, “hoe crimes” gone wrong, and misdemeanors that should be legal! We’re breaking down ALL the chaos that…
S1E11 EPISODE 11: “Unblocking, Re-blocking, Healing: The Chaos Episode”
Are we actually healing… or just rebranding our toxicity? 🤡 This week we dive into the messy, chaotic, clown-nosed reality of what “healing” actually looks like. Think journaling at noon and texting…
S1E10 EPISODE 10: “Soft Launches Gone Wrong: PR Stunts, Secret Relationships & Hard Lessons”
What happens when your situationship goes Instagram official… without you? 😅 This week, we’re breaking down the modern dating chaos of soft launches, hard launches, and the secret art of posting…
S1E9 EPISODE 9: “Unhinged Hot Takes: Cancel Roulette, Petty Opinions & Things We Shouldn’t Say Out Loud”
Some opinions are best kept private… but obviously those rules don't apply to us! This week we’re exposing unhinged takes, conspiracy theories, and irrational hate that would 100% get us canceled if…
S1E8 EPISODE 8: “Toxic but Hilarious: Petty Confessions, Villain Era Wins & Hoe Phase Logic”
Some call it toxic, we call it comedy. This week we’re diving into the messy side of dating stories, petty revenge, and those bad decisions you swore you’d never admit out loud. From playing dumb on…
S1E7 EPISODE 7: “Girl Math for Hoe Logic: Emotional Spending, Bad Decisions & Financial Red Flags”
In this episode we unpack:• Chaotic purchases we STILL defend (aka unserious budgeting at its finest)• The little lies we tell ourselves to justify bad decisions… financial and emotional• “I earned…
S1E6 EPISODE 6: “Toxic, Petty, and Lowkey Proud?: Our Red Flag Era”
This one’s for the self-aware baddies who can admit… yeah, I was the red flag at least once. We’re not blaming Mercury retrograde for our toxic relationships…. this time! Just owning the petty fights…
S1E5 EPISODE 5: "Good Girlfriend, Wrong Man: The Resume I Regret & Pick-Me Disasters”
Maybe you weren’t “crazy”… you were just out here giving wifey energy to a man who couldn’t even commit to a dinner plan. This is our love letter (and roast) to the version of us that stayed loyal in…
S1E4 EPISODE 4: “I Didn’t Get Closure, So I Made It Up: Messy Situationships & Delusional Breakup Stories”
This one’s for the girls who never got closure in relationships, so they got creative instead 🤷♀️ When the breakup didn’t come with an explanation, we wrote our own. Whether you sent a fake “I’m…
S1E3 EPISODE 3: “ Breakdowns, Burnout & Bad Decisions: Soft Girl Survival Mode”
So… when was the last time you ugly cried on the bathroom floor, then made cereal like nothing happened? Yeah, that’s the vibe. This is for the girls who are not okay… but still kinda funny about it…
S1E2 EPISODE 2: “ Sex, Healing & Messy Situationships: When the Hoe Phase Hits Back”
We healed… and then got tired. And okay, maybe a little bit feral. This sex & dating podcast episode is for anyone who’s ever balanced spiritual awakening stories with the chaos of the hoe…
S1E1 EPISODE 1: “ From Hoe Phases to Divorce Drama: The Chaos That Bonded Us”
Two ex-sisters-in-law. One mic. Zero filters. This debut storytime podcast dives into our messy situationships, bad decisions, and the toxic relationships that made us who we are now.In this episode…
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A Hoe And A Housewife has published 13 episodes since July 2025, covering topics in Comedy, Health & Fitness.
A Hoe And A Housewife is currently dormant with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 26m.
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