Absinthe Fathers

Kyle and Andy

English Comedy Society & Culture Explicit

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Episodes 11

Avg. Duration 1h 8m

Activity Dormant

Apple Rating ★ 5.0 (3)

Since Jul 2025

Latest Episode Nov 2025

Publishing Details

Schedule

Weekly

Format

Episodic

Consistency

53%

Hosting

feeds.transistor.fm

About This Podcast

Welcome to Absinthe Fathers, the podcast where Kyle and Andy sip through conversations about anything, everything and all the weirdness in between. Join two friends — and occasional guests — as they navigate life, fatherhood, pop culture, questionable choices and the constant quest to avoid becoming bad dads. Pour yourself a drink, pull up a chair and get ready to laugh, learn and shake your head in mild disbelief. Remember, parenting advice here is purely accidental.

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Recent Episodes

Episode 10 - The Average Length of a Man

Nov 06, 2025 1h 10m

We finally hit record again and immediately derail into Halloween chaos, Christmas lights, the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, dyslexia, British lit trauma and the eternal question: what is the actual…

Episode 9: My Owner Beats Me

Oct 09, 2025 53m

Andy gifts Kyle a children’s book with a very unfortunate title — “My Owner Beats Me” — and what follows is an unhinged, dramatic reading of a not-so-innocent dog story. From colon cleanse disasters…

Episode 8: Jordan Plugs His Butt

Oct 02, 2025 48m

Streamer chaos meets dad-life confessions. Andy and Kyle welcome their internet-degenerate friend Jordan for a rapid-fire hang about Twitch culture (subs vs. bits, “F***ed Up Friday,” Rocket League…

Episode 7: Kyle Gets Married

Sep 25, 2025 1h 1m

Kyle is officially a married man—and the Absinthe Fathers have stories. From wedding speeches gone off the rails (including a fake ChatGPT-written bit) to ring talk, tattoos, roasts that never…

Episode 6 Part Two: The Penis Transplant List

Sep 04, 2025 1h 21m

In this wild continuation, Andy and Kyle are joined again by the Nickster and Gay Cameron for Episode 6, Part Two of Absinthe Fathers. The crew rewinds to 2016 to tell the story of how a Trump rally…

Episode 6 Part One: Gay Tech Support

Aug 28, 2025 47m

In this episode of Absinthe Fathers, Andy and Kyle are joined by two very different but equally chaotic guests—Nikki and Cameron—for a wild ride of stories, bits, and debates. From sneaker obsessions…

Episode 5: Our Male Celebrity Crushes

Aug 21, 2025 1h 21m

What do Tom Hanks, Paul Walker, Will Smith and Adam Driver have in common? They all come up in this wildly unfiltered episode of Absinthe Fathers. Andy, Kyle and special guest Ashlee dive into their…

Episode 4: I'm a man, I'm 40

Aug 14, 2025 1h 18m

It’s official: Andy’s 40, Kyle’s still not, and the Absinthe Fathers are celebrating with a pint of Guinness (straight from Dublin) and a healthy dose of existential dread. This episode is a chaotic…

Episode 3: Circus Pianists

Aug 07, 2025 1h 29m

In this absolutely unhinged episode of Absinthe Fathers, Andy and Kyle welcome their very first guest — Michael, the mysterious friend who shows up and shows out. Fueled by absinthe and nostalgia,…

Episode 2: Kick Him in the Nuts

Jul 31, 2025 1h 14m

Kyle drinks a 12-pack and spirals into a hilarious existential crisis about respect, friendship, and sacred nut-kicking diplomacy. Andy tries to play therapist but ends up co-hosting a divine…

Episode 1: Apocalypse Licker

Jul 24, 2025 1h 2m

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Absinthe Fathers. Andy and Kyle dive headfirst into the absurd and relatable, starting with their questionable choice of "apocalypse liquor" — a truly vile bottle…

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Absinthe Fathers have?

Absinthe Fathers has published 11 episodes since July 2025, covering topics in Comedy, Society & Culture.

Is Absinthe Fathers still active?

Absinthe Fathers is currently dormant with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 1h 8m.