Episodes 387
Avg. Duration 1h 2m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 4.9 (13,887)
Since Jun 2019
Latest Episode Jun 2026

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About This Podcast

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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Recent Episodes

WTF Government with Sharon McMahon

Jun 10, 2026 52m

On this episode, Heather welcomes America’s government teacher, Sharon McMahon. They chat about their shared last name, lake life in Minnesota, and of course WTF is going on with our country and…

Know The Assignment

Jun 03, 2026 1h 11m

On this episode, Heather is back in ATL after shooting her 3rd special in Knoxville, TN. She chats about the crazy audience members, going through a McDonalds drive-thru, how she was booking a…

Tour Trials & Tribulations with Andrew Collin, Raymond Padilla and Christina Tompkins

May 27, 2026 1h 8m

On this episode, Heather brings the road dogs to the studio to give us all an in-depth recap of tour life.  Andrew, Raymond, Christina and Heather reminisce about their favorite cities, toughest…

Bonus: Conspiracy Theory Hot Takes

May 22, 2026 40m

On this bonus episode, Heather is excited to chat about conspiracy theories. Last week we gave you a prompt about your favorite theories. We spiral on the missing scientists, data centers, lost…

F*ck Yo Couch

May 20, 2026 49m

On this episode, Heather is coming to you from the new NYC Dear Media studios.  Fresh off the heels of Netflix is a Joke, she has some explaining to do about her show in LA. She got to see friends…

Ole Miss Divas with Jay Jurden

May 13, 2026 1h 11m

On this episode Heather brings hilarious comedian and friend Jay Jurden to the pod.  Jay and Heather go all the way back to the undergrad theatre department at Ole Miss.  They reminisce about their…

Replay: Life's a Sprint

May 08, 2026 1h 9m

On this replay episode, Heather tells us what really happened at Netflix is a Joke in 2024. She gives a full recap of her time in Golden state and spills the tea from the comedy shows, after parties…

Mean but True with Suzanne Lambert

May 06, 2026 1h 2m

On this episode, Heather welcomes Suzanne Lambert to the podcast to chat about all things growing up in Georgia, the drama of politics and spray tans.  The commiserate about sorority life, hotties in…

We’ll Cry In June

Apr 29, 2026 1h 16m

On this episode, Heather is in full overstimulation mode as she juggles work chaos, no WiFi, and a rogue bird. She explains why “we’ll cry in June” has become her current life motto and is ready to…

Alternative Experiences

Apr 22, 2026 1h 10m

On this episode, Heather is back from her unreal show at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville.  She chats about the afterparty on Broadway where she was pouring lemondrop shots for the girls where she…

Trying Consistency

Apr 15, 2026 1h

On this episode, Heather is down in the basement and going through a lot right now.  Her fat kneecap is fat, but a visit to the Dr.’s office leads to hearing a missing puzzle piece about her Dad. …

Replay: Master Scammers Part 2 with Raymond Padilla

Apr 10, 2026 53m

In honor of Masters Week, we are replaying a 2023 episode where we join Heather as she sits down with the ultimate scammer, Raymond.  We discuss how they scammed their way into the Masters…

Big Bold Bitches with Becky Robinson

Apr 08, 2026 1h 2m

On this episode, Heather welcomes Becky Robinson back to the podcast studio after breaking the hard news that Becky cannot join us on the Absolutely Knot Cruise 2.0. They chat about the happy…

Spring Break Guardian Angels

Apr 01, 2026 1h 16m

On this episode, Heather is at the LA studio and welcoming her first live callers! These hussies really bring some wild spring break Absolutely Not’s to Heather and we are forever changed! We have…

Bonus: Arigato Gozaimasu with Jeff Daniels

Mar 27, 2026 59m

On this episode, Heather welcomes Jeff to the studio to discuss all things Japan!  They go through their wagyu dinner reservations, baseball with Ohtani, treats from 7-11 and overall Japanese…

Blonde Blindness

Mar 25, 2026 1h 3m

On this episode, Heather is back in Robin's Basement and ready to take on the chaos of the week.  She has some exciting news about an upcoming live voicemails episode- make sure to take notes on how…

Consciously Unconscious

Mar 19, 2026 1h 11m

On this episode, Heather is back from Japan and has already put on her Nurse Ratchet outfit.  There is no rest yet, she has to now take care of a toddler, figure out what to do with a frozen…

Replay: Princess of Peace

Mar 13, 2026 48m

On this episode from March 9, 2022, we hear Heather go on a real tear about International Women's Day. Coming off of a great weekend in Albany slinging jokes on tour, she's back with attitude and…

Get Thee to Therapy with Nicole Byer

Mar 11, 2026 1h 12m

On this episode, Heather welcomes fellow comedian Nicole Byer. They chat about meeting in the NYC comedy scene, the Heated Rivalry boys, and disassociating while on stage performing. They take on a…

Choosing the Bear

Mar 04, 2026 1h

On this episode, Heather has skeeted into the house fresh off a nose bleed.  She is ready to take on her birthday month of March! She shares details of an upcoming shoot she is nervous about and her…

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