Andrew and Charlie Investigate:

Andrew and Charlie Investigate:

Andrew Kirwan and Charlie Milner

Episodes 39
Avg. Duration 1h 10m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 5.0 (2)
Since Sep 2025
Latest Episode Jun 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Consistency
99%
Hosting
anchor.fm

About This Podcast

By the end of this podcast. Andrew and Charlie will have uncovered the meaning of life. They are gradually chipping away at the ultimate mysteries of life. Emphasis on gradually. Join them for a weekly episode where they'll investigate different aspects of humanity, shedding new light on philosophy, psychology, ethics, morality and ultimately: humanity. They'll be answering key questions such as: Why do we dream? Why did they both wet the bed until they were 14? And what's really wrong with Charlie? Join our Patreon (link below) for access to ad free episodes and bonus episodes.

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Recent Episodes

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 36: School

Jun 11, 2026 1h 5m

The boys spend a significant amount of time discussing dodgy teachers, recap the worst thing that Andrew has ever said, consider why it’s difficult to imagine Donald Trump using a biro and go through…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 35: Surgery

Jun 04, 2026 1h 3m

The boys uncover a worrying conspiracy, discuss Andrew’s lumps, consider whether they’d like to be frozen and suggest that we stop putting teeth in people’s eyes.For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 34: Pirates

May 28, 2026 1h 3m

Should Royal Navy ads be targeted toward 16th century pirates? Are the mysterious sea people boring? What is a spleen? Why has Charlie got back into shoplifting?For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 33: Magic

May 21, 2026 1h 15m

The boys get a very important first guest into the studio whilst discussing the historical development of magic over millennia and Charlie eating only broccoli for breakfastFor AD-free episodes,…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 32: Fighting

May 14, 2026 49m

The boys discuss Andrew’s youth karate experience whilst Charlie alienates members of a boxing club by being weird. They continue their deep dive into the world of ants and consider which one of them…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 31: Farming

May 07, 2026 1h 19m

Andrew takes a call with Farmer Eustace to discuss the changing landscape of modern farming. Charlie defends his desire for breastmilk. The boys then chart the troubling rise of Nazi Cows and the…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 30: Restaurants

Apr 30, 2026 1h 7m

The boys discuss their idea for a last supper restaurant and answer questions such as: Is it possible to trust blind people when we can’t see them? And does wanting an olive make you a cannibal?For…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 29: Revenge

Apr 23, 2026 58m

Is revenge a dish best served cold or should we pop it back in the microwave for a bit? An important woman is scandalously silenced, Charlie encourages old testament vigilantism and we crown Miss…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 28: The Circus

Apr 16, 2026 1h 11m

The boys discuss how to modernise the circus, Charlie is rude to some freaks, they analyse the horrible tale of an elephant being hung and have a long misunderstanding about the purpose of the…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 27: Vehicles

Apr 09, 2026 1h 8m

Do animals think cars are animals? Is a pot of hummus a vehicle? Should we combine showers and cars? Charlie teaches Andrew how to drive.For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads,…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 26: The Army

Apr 02, 2026 55m

Would you prefer to fight an army of Paul Hollywoods or an army of paraplegics? How can we improve military recruitment slogans? How can we enlist River Trolls to help deceive the enemy? And what can…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 25: Trees

Mar 26, 2026 1h 16m

In their most non-sensical episode yet, the boys attempt to discuss trees whilst answering questions such as: How many of the tallest dwarfs is the biggest tree? Is it worse f*cking a tree or a car?…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 24: Aliens

Mar 19, 2026 1h 14m

Would putting on an intergalactic talent show help appease malevolent aliens? Are we all just in a giant bowl of pasta being consumed by a large entity? Are alien abduction stories just excuses for…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 23: Holidays

Mar 12, 2026 1h 16m

In this week’s episode the boys spend most of their time defining what a holiday is, asking important questions such as: can you go on holiday to your living room and is it possible to stay attached…

EMERGENCY PATREON RELEASE - 'An Eye Full of Chilli'

Mar 05, 2026 48m

CHARLIE IS STUCK IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE OF WAR SO WE COULDN'T RECORD A FRESH EPISODE! We're releasing a Patreon episode for free this week in place of the main. We are VERY sorry about this, we love…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 22: Deception

Feb 26, 2026 1h 18m

The boys discuss how their dead bodies would be more use to a war effort than their alive ones, what could get done with an invisible penis, they dive into Charlie’s short lived modelling career and…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 21: Monsters

Feb 19, 2026 1h 8m

The boys discuss whether there should be a Nintendogs for our inner demons, Charlie’s visit to just outside of the Coronation Street set, they each create new monsters for the modern world and decide…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 20: The Weather

Feb 12, 2026 1h 8m

In their dumbest episode yet, the boys discuss: Can you make a cloud in your bedroom? How can we make weather discussion more interesting? Does everyone want to be struck by lightning? Why are…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 19: The Winter Olympics

Feb 05, 2026 1h 11m

What in the world does the person at the bottom of the double luge do? Are all snowboarders good for nothing weed-smoking teenagers? Why is everyone meaner in the snow? And the boys turn their haters…

Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 18: Shops

Jan 29, 2026 1h 23m

Could we save the high street with holograms? Is it acceptable to fondle avocados in Tesco? Does Charlie live in a Londis? What would a Moonpig shop look like?For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus…

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Andrew and Charlie Investigate: have?

Andrew and Charlie Investigate: has published 39 episodes since September 2025, covering topics in Comedy.

Is Andrew and Charlie Investigate: still active?

Andrew and Charlie Investigate: is currently highly active with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 1h 10m.

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