Andy From 5 to 7

2 Girls World Cup

I just watched the first game of the World Cup and had a few-  I went on a few rants and talked about pressing matters. Tell your friends to listen!!!! And please rate the show if you haven't…

Brazilian Fork Lift

On this episode, I discuss Segregation, Mormons in our society, the decline of the Findom fetish in today's struggling economy, and MUCH MORE!!! Some critics (you don't know them they go to a…

BetterHelp. Better Pizza. Papa Johns.

I take questions on this episode and discuss topics such as: - Why I always wanted asthma- Why men put their coats over puddles for women- How to deal with being dead insideAND MUCH MORE!!! TUNE IN

Honey, I Mogged the Kids

On this episode, I discuss ways to make prison more fun, why its awkward to ask for reward money, and are anvils used for anything other than dropping it on coyotes? and much more!!!!! TUNE IN!!!!

Native American Pale Ale

What do we brush our teeth before the dentist? WHY!!!! I talk about this and other topics as well as take questions from the 5 to 7'ers!!! TUUUNE IN

Affidavit Ortiz

I start this episode off by taking questions from the millions (and millions) of listeners. After that, I get into some different topics like why I'll never become a serial killer, why raising the…

The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla

On this episode i discuss why the Bachelorette should still air this season, why I wouldn't want to meet Chapelle Roan as my make-a-wish if I was a kid with cancer, and why you should ask what your…

George Strait of Hormuz

on this sodey i talk about a lot of things, why sober people who go to bars scare me, why Catholicism is way better than other religions and why people who pay for assisted suicide are stupid... AND…

Tax Return of the Jedi

I talk about why marriage counseling is a scam, why I never want to be waterboarded and I discuss in depth about which political party has crazier sex. WARNING: This podcast is extremely intellectual…

Hole Foods

On this episode I talk why Whole Foods sucks, Kash Patel in the USA locker room, Kim Jung Un getting reelected, why people need to stop throwing zyns in urinals,  and much more!!!!shirts are still…

Please, Call Me Al. Mr Qaeda Was My Father

on this episode i take questions for the majority of the show, I got a good chunk and some were good so thank you. I talk about why murderers should always be given the possibility of parole, the…

Mary Baker Eddy Guerrero

Why are haircuts so expensive? What happens if I drink the blue liquid at barbershops? Is there more to life than this? I discuss these hard-hitting questions on todays episodes and MORE!

Along Came Polyamorous

I am extremely under the weather this week but i battled through it for the love of the game. I take riveting questions from the listeners, where we discuss everything from Venezuela to Bonnie Blue.…

Mike The Situationship

It took me a bit to get back in the swing of things.  I ease into this episode a bit more than usual, but I discuss some extremely important topics like Venezuela and what toilet seats are my…

Microsoft Incel

yahoo! welcome back to another episode. I take the listeners' questions and we get into the deep and daunting chasms of the human psyche. I pitch my idea for a new coffee chain, and discuss the…

Keep Your Friends Close and Your Roommates Back in Boulder

i take questions from the lovely listeners to start- then i talk the difference between men and women when it comes to mounting TVs- why are bars the only industry that has rooftops?- who my first…

I'll Try Anything In A Small Town Once

- What is the point of medication commercials?- How to make prisons more fun for prisoners- Anger management classes- What mob bosses say when they make their beds- Hitler's micro penisAND MUCH…

#OpenToTwerk

Panic! At The Discourse

I discuss why younger people are becoming more religious, why teachers need to stop filming tiktok content, and what halloween costumes people will dress as this year that will get them fired from…

7 Deadly Zyns

i talk about the 7 deadly sins, halloween and christmas lights, how hard it was to research things back in the day, and why there aren't any overweight super heroes.  I also take some questions from…