Andy From 5 to 7

Tax Return of the Jedi

I talk about why marriage counseling is a scam, why I never want to be waterboarded and I discuss in depth about which political party has crazier sex. WARNING: This podcast is extremely intellectual…

Hole Foods

On this episode I talk why Whole Foods sucks, Kash Patel in the USA locker room, Kim Jung Un getting reelected, why people need to stop throwing zyns in urinals,  and much more!!!!shirts are still…

Please, Call Me Al. Mr Qaeda Was My Father

on this episode i take questions for the majority of the show, I got a good chunk and some were good so thank you. I talk about why murderers should always be given the possibility of parole, the…

Mary Baker Eddy Guerrero

Why are haircuts so expensive? What happens if I drink the blue liquid at barbershops? Is there more to life than this? I discuss these hard-hitting questions on todays episodes and MORE!

Along Came Polyamorous

I am extremely under the weather this week but i battled through it for the love of the game. I take riveting questions from the listeners, where we discuss everything from Venezuela to Bonnie Blue.…

Mike The Situationship

It took me a bit to get back in the swing of things.  I ease into this episode a bit more than usual, but I discuss some extremely important topics like Venezuela and what toilet seats are my…

Microsoft Incel

yahoo! welcome back to another episode. I take the listeners' questions and we get into the deep and daunting chasms of the human psyche. I pitch my idea for a new coffee chain, and discuss the…

Keep Your Friends Close and Your Roommates Back in Boulder

i take questions from the lovely listeners to start- then i talk the difference between men and women when it comes to mounting TVs- why are bars the only industry that has rooftops?- who my first…

I'll Try Anything In A Small Town Once

- What is the point of medication commercials?- How to make prisons more fun for prisoners- Anger management classes- What mob bosses say when they make their beds- Hitler's micro penisAND MUCH…

#OpenToTwerk

Panic! At The Discourse

I discuss why younger people are becoming more religious, why teachers need to stop filming tiktok content, and what halloween costumes people will dress as this year that will get them fired from…

7 Deadly Zyns

i talk about the 7 deadly sins, halloween and christmas lights, how hard it was to research things back in the day, and why there aren't any overweight super heroes.  I also take some questions from…

No Kings Hawaiian Rolls

DaBaby's Shoes For Sale, Never Worn

On this sode i talk about the Progressive commercials where people become their parents, why I hate people that climb Everest, and why I know for a fact that circumcisions don't cause autism. TUNE IN…

I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller, I Wish I Was A Baller

SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE AT from5to7.com get them before they're gone!on this episode i talk about how balding isnt a big deal, why 2 step verification is actually 4 steps,  samsung galaxy rings and why…

Toronto Raptures

Is Tylenol the reason I love WWE? Did the rapture already happen and this is hell? I answer the tough questions on this episode.I also take questions from the 5 to 7'ers. Enjoy!!!insta:…

I Want An Open Casket Wedding

Bowling is the perfect date, why girls dont gamble as much as men, are they called squatters because they're living in such tight spaces that they need to squat the whole time? i discuss on this…

Preparation HHH

The world is falling apart like a delicious Entenmann's coffee cake, are we heading towards a Roman Empire style collapse?  Can you rage bait fish? Why are people so obsessed with efficiency? I also…

Semi-Trucked Kinda Life

i talk about about why eating bagels is stressful, why they should teach TV channel changing in bartending school, and why assisted suicide is too expensive, and MUCH MORE!!!! #BoycottRedZonetwitter:…

Adjacent Derulo

i talk about a lot of important stuff.  t swift,  people who get talked off of ledges, chevy claiming to be the heartbeat of america, and much MUCH MORE!!insta: @andychampstwitter: @champagneanyone