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Join two schlubby Scotsmen as they talk through a series of tangents and non-sequiturs while occasionally attempting to actually make a point about the various films they've watched. No film is safe from their ineptitude!
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Archive Panic Episode 102: The Toolbox Murders (2004)
A mysterious building with Arcane Symbols engraved on the walls, people disappearing never to be heard from again and nightmare neighbours on every floor.No it's not a Glasgow high-rise. It's the…
Archive Panic Ep.101: Crocodile (2000)
Nothing beats a trip to scenic Lake Sobek with it's murky water, historic ruined buildings and its friendly locals. The Boys take a dive down to the lake to find out if the local legends of a giant…
Archive Panic Ep.100: Iron Man 3 (2013)
The boys return to the MCU with Iron Man 3. Is it as bad as the so-called Mandarin Fans would have you believe? Or is it another tick in the plus column for director Shane Black? Tune in and find out!
Archive Panic Ep.99: The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
The boys swing back in to action with the decidedly more Sci-Fi take on the webbed wonder. Is it worthy of reappraisal or does it remain in the Shadow of Sam Raimi's fantastic Trilogy?Tune in to find…
Archive Panic Ep.98: The Mangler (1995)
What's scarier than working a soul destroying, back breaking factory job for life? Working a soul destroying, back breaking factory job with demonically possessed machinery! It's The Mangler!!!
Archive Panic Ep.97: Night Terrors (1993)
Welcome to Egypt! Are we gonna uncover an ancient tomb? No, silly, we're gonna join a secret BDSM sex cult and ride around on horse with our dongs out!It's Night Terrors!
Archive Panic Ep.96: The Avengers (2012)
Remember the hype? Remember the anticipation? Remember Tumblr losing it's god-damn mind over Tom Hiddleston as Loki?This week the Boys discuss one of the biggest crossover events in movie history:…
Archive Panic Ep.95: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
Can Idris Elba be in good movies please? No? The boys tackle one of the worst Marvel movies of all time, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance!
Archive Panic Ep.94: Spontaneous Combustion (1990)
Top 3 childhood fears: The Bermuda Triangle, Loch Ness Monster and Spontaneous Combustion. How will horror icon Brad Douriff deal with this phenomenon? Listen and find out!
Archive Panic Ep.93: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986)
What's the best way to make chilli? Some say it's down to the spices, some say it's down to the amount of time cooking. But most importantly it's the meat, be it beef, pork, or even people.The Boys…
Archive Panic Ep.92: Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
The only move that proves all you need to get jacked muscles is patriotic zeal, the will to kill Nazis and just a small amount of drugs in an isolation tank. It's Captain America: The First Avenger
Archive Panic Ep.91: X-Men First Class (2011)
It's the 60s! A decade of peace, love and a tense missile crisis! Oh yeah, there's some mutants around too. Witness the birth of the X-Men as the boys talk about X-Men: First Class!
Archive Panic Ep.90: Invaders from Mars (1986)
How does Tobe Hooper follow up a movie about violent, sexy, space aliens? By making a kid friendly movie about violent space aliens of course! It's Invaders from Mars!
Archive Panic Ep.89: Lifeforce (1985)
Space. The final frontier. Full of mysteries like, how did our existence begin? What's at the end of a black hole? What's the deal with the ancient race of naked, alien vampires? The Boys take…
Archive Panic Ep.88: Thor (2011)
This movie has it all! Ancient aliens meet Norse Gods! An interspecies love story and an exploration of why all monarchies should be abolished!It's Thor!
Archive Panic Ep.87: Iron Man 2 (2010)
Billionaire oligarch Tony Stark's adventures continue! This time with more tech, more explosions, more questionable science and the appearance of a real-life supervillain. It's Iron Man 2!!!
Archive Panic Ep.86: Poltergeist (1982)
Suburbia, you either love it or hate it. If you're like us you'd hope for anything to break up the monotonous existence. A fight, a car crash, maybe even a supernatural experience. As luck would have…
Archive Panic Ep.85: The Funhouse (1981)
STEP RIGHT UP! STEP RIGHT UP! Come on down to the Carnival! Go on rides that barely held together by a methed out carnie! Pay a visit to the Freak Show or the Strip Tent! Eat some slop guaranteed to…
Archive Panic Ep.84: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Get ready for sheer mediocrity folks! It's X-Men Origins: Wolverine! A movie so bland that it killed hopes of a franchise. Is it really that atrocious or are Deadpool fans just throwing a fit? Tune…
Archive Panic Ep.83: Punisher: War Zone (2008)
Guns, blood & bullets! Oh my! Is this the most violent Marvel movie ever made? In this schlub's opinion, yes it is. Join us as we talk about the bloody, violent thrill ride, Punisher: War Zone!
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