Episodes 54
Avg. Duration 9m
Activity Highly Active
Since Sep 2024
Latest Episode Mar 2026

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Every 2 Weeks
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Episodic
Consistency
51%
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About This Podcast

My name is Chris Beaty and I like to tell stories. Some of my stories are funny. Some of them are dumb But if I do it right, they're all entertaining. This is stuff that happened to me, I think you might like it.

www.chrisbeaty.com

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Letters to Haywood Fudd: Joy to the World

Mar 31, 2026 10m

December 12th, 2024Dear Mr. Beaty,Your dispatch and the delightful dispatches your children sent to Santa Claus warmed the heart of the aging King of the Literary Daredevils.Congratulations on your…

Letters to Haywood Fudd: Letters to Santa

Mar 17, 2026 8m

December 9th, 2024Dear Mr. Fudd,If you notice a change in font from previous correspondences, it is due to the use of my Christmas present from my octogenarian distant relative who stumbled upon a…

As Told By C.S. Beaty: Golf.

Mar 10, 2026 9m

My dad never golfed, and I can only imagine that his father before him never golfed either. I was the next in line of generations of non-golfers, and I always assumed it was my duty to uphold the…

Letters to Haywood Fudd: Lost in Translation and More Bonsai Trees

Feb 24, 2026 11m

November 9th, 2024Dear Mr. Fudd,I was excited to see your latest correspondence. I know your time is precious as you attempt to bless this world with your beautiful words at an unprecedented scale…

Letters to Haywood Fudd: Self-Actualized

Feb 17, 2026 8m

October 16th, 2024Dear Mr. Fudd,It’s getting colder, which means that I am in the midst of the thankless job of gradually ripping out all of the plants in my wife’s garden and placing them in our…

Letters to Haywood Fudd: Sex Wax

Feb 03, 2026 9m

October 8th, 2024Dear Mr. Fudd,I’m sorry to report that I’ve yet to make it out to the bonsai tree stand out on Dodge Street. I was in the process at one point, but was distracted at a stoplight when…

Letters to Haywood Fudd: Alternate Reality Game

Jan 27, 2026 9m

October 1st, 2024Dear Mr. Fudd,I read your “Strange Letter,” how is Pepsi nowadays? It’s been a while since I’ve seen him, but we never really got along, at least not since the Ferris wheel incident.…

Letters to Haywood Fudd: Pen Pals and Bonsai Trees

Jan 13, 2026 8m

Dear Mr. Fudd,I’ve always wanted a pen pal. My brother had one once, it was an old neighbor girl who moved to Minnesota. I heard stories of this family growing up and had to pretend that I knew them…

As Told By C.S. Beaty: Loser* Chapter 1

Dec 16, 2025 13m

A few weeks ago I achieved a lifelong dream by publishing my first book. It’s a coming-of-age memoir about my awkward high school years—kind of like Sixteen Candles if that annoying kid who asked…

As Told By C.S. Beaty: Prelude to a Loser*

Dec 09, 2025 12m

A few weeks ago I achieved a lifelong dream by publishing my first book. It’s a coming-of-age memoir about my awkward high school years—kind of like Sixteen Candles if that annoying kid who asked…

As Told By C.S. Beaty: Aunt Swankie

Nov 25, 2025 9m

I always thought I had a normal childhood. At least normal enough. Normal enough to eat macaroni and cheese for lunch and get told by my mom to “stop yelling” after my older brother hit me in the…

You're Invited to the Loser* Book Release Party!

Nov 18, 2025 4m

Hey, I wrote a book! And I want you to come drink a beer with me to celebrate!Come to Vis Major and you’ll find my book, some books from my friends, and some Grand Island music for purchase.Can’t…

As Told By Uncle Bob: Uncle Bob's Nieces

Nov 11, 2025 8m

By Bob Copperstone Thanks for reading! Subscribe to read the first chapter of Loser* A Survival Guide to High School Popularity by C.S. Beaty, Wedding in the Sand I’ve had a chance to recover from my…

As Told By Uncle Bob: Letters to the Editor

Oct 28, 2025 10m

By Bob Copperstone Thanks for reading! Subscribe here and get the first chapter of Loser*: A Survival Guide to High School Popularity by C.S. Beaty! Letter to EditorNov. 16, 2024Bargain-Basement…

As Told By Uncle Bob: Wahoo's Most Versatile Roadway

Oct 21, 2025 10m

By Bob CopperstoneA wonderfully quaint wooden viaduct once spanned Wahoo’ s Second Street between Chestnut and Broadway.It was a formidable, three-stage bridge with an approach, level top, and…

As Told By C.S. Beaty: Watch Your Finger

Oct 14, 2025 8m

As it turns out, the only real difference between stroking the head of our pet cat Bengals and the head of a live cheetah, is that the cheetah seems to enjoy it more.I had the Cango Wildlife Ranch in…

As Told By Uncle Bob: Dumpster Diving

Oct 07, 2025 9m

By Bob Copperstone Dumpster-Diving Into History: Citizens Rescue Nearly Century-Old Bound NewspapersThanks for reading! Subscribe to get the first chapter of Loser*: A Survival Guide to High School…

As Told By C.S. Beaty: Joe the Cab Driver

Sep 30, 2025 9m

It was a Saturday night that bled into Sunday morning when Patrick Kane— the Chicago Blackhawk’s number one overall pick in the 2007 NHL draft—was arrested along with his cousin for charges of felony…

As Told By C.S. Beaty: My Parent's 50th Wedding Anniversary

Sep 23, 2025 10m

My parents had their 50th anniversary this year, and during their party, I pulled them aside to ask them a series of questions about their relationship. My six -year-old son and eight-year-old…

As Told By Uncle Bob: Carnivals

Sep 09, 2025 6m

By Bob CopperstoneWhen I was growing up in Wahoo in the 1940s and early ‘50s, carnivals made my summer vacations even more golden.That’s right, carnivals PLURAL, three of them. (Four, counting…

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