Asshole Animals, with Alice
Alice Vassallo
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S3E44 Episode 44 - Feral Hogs, with Vinny Thomas
If you grew up in the 80s or 90s, you'll remember how much of an effect Hogamania had on young minds, the music, the violence, the smashing of chairs on someone's back...oh wait...okay, sorry guys -…
S3E43 Episode 43 - Blue jays, with Max St John
Are you a millenial with a slightly nihilistic take on life? Can't afford kids but bored of gaming and doom-scrolling on Hinge? Why not take up birdwatching? If you're over 30 and wanted to feel a…
S3E42 Episode 42 - Koalas, with Dr Chloe Buiting
Deep in the Eucalyptus forests of Australia, a fluffy grey creature dozes peacefully in the nook of a branch, blissfully unaware that across the world, a Zookeeper and amateur comedienne is…
LIVE AT GLOBAL BIRDFAIR 2025 - Ticks, with Dr Sean McCormack
Alright, so we may need to up our PR budget for this one...NO ONE is protesting on the side of Ticks. They are bitey, blood-sucky, gross-looking little creatures that look like they belong in a…
S3E41 Episode 41 - Iguanas, with Matt Lawrence
What do you think you know about Iguanas? That they're big ol' Lizards that hang around Florida? That they make great emotional support pets for lonely spinsters? (Shout-out to Jub-Jub from "The…
S3E40 Episode 40 - White-Tailed Eagles, with Hamza Yassin
It's difficult not to be jealous of Eagles, isn't it? Their giant wingspan, their majesty in the air, the gasps of wonder that follow them wherever they fly. The awe they strike upon us by simply…
S3E39 Episode 39 - Dogs, with Hal Herzog
We've really shot ourselves in the foot with this one, haven't we? What possible asshole-rating could Alice give to man's closest animal companion? The Scooby to our Shaggy? The Gromit to our…
S3E38 Episode 38 - Gators, with Ellen Weatherford
If you're a Millenial, then chances are you grew up watching The Rescuers, so are somewhat traumatised by Gators, having watched young orphan Penny be tormented by Madame Medusa and her two, thicc…
S3E37 Episode 37 - Hyenas, with Mamadou Ndiaye
Quick fire: what carnivore found in both Africa AND Asia is a highly intelligent, highly successful apex predator with a complex social structure? If you said Lions, then you are DEAD wrong, idiot.…
S3E36 Episode 36 - Emus, with Christian Flores
What do you think of when you think of an Emu? Dark, sweeping hair? Eyeliner? Lip piercings? Well, I hate to blow your minds, but you're actually thinking of Emos, you absolute spoon. Far less moody…
S3E35 Episode 35 - Rats, with Dr Evan Antin
Okay, okay. We know we're going to have to work overtime on this one, because this is a hard sell. Yes, Rats carry diseases, cause damage, eat food that doesn't belong to them and MAYBE most people…
Episode 34 - Starlings, with Stephen Moss
It's hard to imagine that Alice would be poking fun at a bird with iridescent feathers, a beautiful flight pattern, and whose name LITERALLY means "little star", but here we are. It was hard to…
S2E33 Episode 33 - Tasmanian Devils, with Brian Ahearn
Side note before we get started: does anyone else remember Cadbury's "Taz"s? The chocolate bar? The one that was kind of like a Freddo but had caramel inside? What ever HAPPENED to those? In any…
S2E32 Episode 32 - Slugs, with Yussef Rafik
Quick question: how much do you know about Slug penises? Not very much? Well, that's SUPER embarrassing for you...Thankfully, Yussef Rafik (children's TV presenter/zoologist/slug enthusiast) is here…
S2E31 Episode 31 - Elephants, with James Roday Rodriguez
You've got to hand it to Elephants - for an animal THAT large, they've managed to invoke a range of emotions in us pretty well. Whether you were moved to tears by Dumbo, terrified of the Heffalumps…
LIVE AT GLOBAL BIRDFAIR: "How Many Geese?" vs "Asshole Animals with Alice"
We all love a good crossover episode, right? Jetsons meet the Flintstones, Family Guy vs The Simpsons, Angel and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Well, all of those crossovers PALE in comparison to the…
LIVE AT GLOBAL BIRDFAIR 2024 - with Tom Morath
Are you a certified bird nerd? Does birding in the great outdoors, come rain or shine, tickle your fancy? Are you looking to meet other bird people, while hearing about the incredible things people…
S2E30 Episode 30 - Kookaburras, with Ned Pickett
Signs that you might be a Kookaburra: - You love to laugh <3 - You're close with your family - You like to keep it simple with decorating your home, instead of making your nesting complex - You're…
S2E29 Episode 29 - Snakes, with Dan Rumsey
We, as humans, DO love to use animal names as insults, don't we? You might call your cheating ex boyfriend a "dog", you might call someone going to the police a "rat". Hell, you may even go as far as…
S2E28 Episode 28 - Coyotes, with Coyote Peterson
Growing up, your first experience with a Coyote quite possibly may have been watching a cartoon Coyote attempt, in vain, to catch and eat a cartoon Roadrunner. What if we told you that while you're…
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