Attractioneers

Attractioneers

Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison

Episodes 13
Avg. Duration 1h 34m
Activity Sporadic
Since Oct 2023
Latest Episode Jul 2025

Publishing Details

Schedule
Monthly
Format
Episodic
Hosting
anchor.fm

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About This Podcast

Theme parks are a weird, perilous terrain — fraught with odd history and complex corporate nonsense. But have no fear, the ATTRACTIONEERS are here! Join Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison as they take you on a tour through the buckwild world of themed entertainment.

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Recent Episodes

Ep. 13 - Sega & Sanrio

Jul 08, 2025 1h 19m

Chelsea and Sean talk about their experience at House Sonic and House Hello Kitty, AKA Sega Joypolis and Sanrio Puroland. ----------Follow us on Bluesky:…

Ep. 12 - Tokyo DisneySea

May 20, 2025 1h 30m

Sean and Chelsea definitely JUST got back from Japan and rushed to the podcasting machine to tell you all about their time at Tokyo DisneySea

Ep. 11 - LA Haunts 2024

Nov 26, 2024 1h 15m

Chelsea and Sean return from a long slumber for a belated Halloween even discussion. Thrills, Chills and a third scary thing await in this dive into 2024's LA haunts. ---------- Follow us on…

Ep. 10 - Popcorn at Disney

May 22, 2024 1h 27m

Wet Willy and the Corn Queen talk about popcorn farts, souvenir buckets and whatever the hell hot dog popcorn is. Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn…

Ep. 9 - Universal Studio Tour/Tram 60th Anniversary

May 07, 2024 1h 39m

Sean and Chelsea discuss getting pissed on by Universal rides, the mid nature of the Studio Tour and how much Sean hates Fast and the Furious. Follow the podcast on BlueSky!…

Ep. 8 - The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man (with Kevin Kalbfeld)

Mar 19, 2024 1h 39m

Theme park designer Kevin Kalbfeld (@Kevinkalbfelddesigns) joins to talk about why The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man is so dang good. Follow the podcast on BlueSky!…

Ep. 7 - Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (with Jane Mahoney)

Mar 05, 2024 1h 31m

Local Peter Pan freak Jane Mahoney (@ItsJaneMahoney) goes to toad hell with Chelsea and Sean. Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan…

Ep. 6 - Pirates of the Caribbean (with Kris Dobbins)

Feb 13, 2024 1h 44m

Kris Dobbins (@C_Dobbins) joins the Attractioneers to talk Berms, Bromine and Pirates of the Caribbean. Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan…

Ep. 5 - Omega Mart

Jan 30, 2024 1h 23m

Chelsea and Sean discuss all the fine products you can find at your local Omega Mart. Nothing weird here! Everything is f̵̘̮̜̩̟̫̋́̒́i̴̛̯̓́͘͝n̸̜̣͕̣͖̮̎̅e̶̢͉̭̪͆̎̃͆͂̓! Follow the podcast on BlueSky!…

Ep. 4 - Super Nintendo World

Dec 13, 2023 1h 33m

Sean and Chelsea discuss Super Nintendo World in Hollywood. Also, Chelsea coins the phrase "Skin Characters." Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick…

Ep. 3 - Jungle Cruise

Nov 28, 2023 1h 48m

Chelsea and Sean drink the Jungle Cruise water and ask the important questions, like "how does Jungle Cruise smell?" Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Opening and closing theme by Jacob…

Ep. 2 - Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge

Nov 14, 2023 2h 25m

Chelsea and Sean talk about Disneyland's greatest attraction, the Obelisk of Galaxy's Edge. Also the rest of Galaxy's Edge, but that's not as important as the Obelisk. (EDITOR'S NOTE: There were…

Ep. 1 - Haunted Mansion

Oct 31, 2023 2h

In the premiere episode of Attractioneers, Chelsea and Sean talk about their favorite attraction, Disneyland's Haunted Mansion. Listen for creaking crypt doors, quaking tombstones and materializing…

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Attractioneers have?

Attractioneers has published 13 episodes since October 2023, covering topics in Places & Travel, Society & Culture.

Is Attractioneers still active?

Attractioneers is currently sporadic with new episodes monthly. Average episode length is 1h 34m.

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