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S4E8 Holiday Extravaganza PART DEUX!
HELLO PART DEUX. It is 2026 and we'd love to say new year, same sh!t, but we just captured a country's president. New year, new sh!t!! In this part two of two, we take on the Year of the Horse and…
S4E7 Holiday Extravaganza Part ONE!
HELLO. Happiest Holidays to you, from us! We hope you are surviving the weird liminal space between Christmas & New Year's Eve. We decided to make a little Holiday Extravaganza two-parter to…
S4E6 Finale! Pharmaceutical Quality Totalitarian Nightmares!
We lost the plot for a second there, so this is LATE! But here is the FINALE! OK WE LOVE YOU BYE!
S4E5 On This, the Day of My Mother's Bequeefing?!
Steph drops by the studio (Ash's kitchen) for the penultimate episode of the season & shares a gossip about a battle over a stone bench. Lauren gossips about one million things too numerous to…
S4E4 SO Cool to Have a Boy-Girl Party
One of the most critical things you can do when you are a middle school girl is to give your crush a code name. Hell, the Babes STILL do this. And in this episode, you'll hear multiple code names AND…
S4E3 As Wild As the Leader of a Band of Wild Horses
Listen. The immortal words are, "If you want blood, you got it"--NOT "If you want blood, too bad, you already bought the tickets." The Babes gossip about the recent no-blood GWAR show at Hampton…
S4E2 Polo-Shirt-Buttoned-to-the-Top Band Geek
If there's one true thing about this podcast, it's that we ride hard for Gordon Lightfoot. And today is no different. No further explanation on that. Ash brought two gossips related to signs. That…
S4E1 Hearth Poop Garden
HELLO. Surprise. We have returned for the fourth season of this nonsense!! Sorry we gave you little to no warning, but here we are. And we are giving you what so many of you requested--a public…
S3 BONUS: Burst & Bloom x Babe Patrol Crossover Spectacular!
Today the Babes cast pod with the boys of the Burst & Bloom Podcast--Dylan Metrano & Guy Capecelatro III--and it's a wild time! We miss you, we love you, and we hope you enjoy this weird…
S3E12 One Endless Banana--Season Three Finale!
Where haaaas the season gone? The light has shifted, August slipped away like a moment in time, September's gold is here, and two of the Babes have returned to school. The Babes end the season in…
S3E11 Ghosted at the Cracker Barrel
Hello! Sorry for being a little late to the party this week, busybodies, but please enjoy this Substitute Teacher Variety Hour!! Lauren was sick and could not record, so Ash was lucky enough to have…
S3E10 Once the Coffee Sets In, the Date is Over
Listen, the Olympics are important for many reasons, but certainly at the top is whether or not Simone Biles is mad at Lauren. The Babes discuss a couple of important Olympics highlights including…
S3E9 MAGAN
What weird thing do you watch on TV when you're staying in a hotel? For Lauren, it's Forensic Files. For Ash, it's Ancient Aliens (obviously). This week, the Babes gossip about a New Hampshire…
S3E8 Seven Grapes, Barbie Shoes
First off, Happy Birthday Lauren (a week ago, but whatev)!! The Babes crack into it today by chatting about elemental memories, and Ash cries over Lauren's blankie named "Cozy." Please harass Lauren…
S3E7 He Surfs in Pants!
Let us all weep for the closing of Amazing [dot] net on our favorite road. We will, all of us, miss your weird purple facade and your vaguely threatening clientele. How shall we ever hold the Stoner…
S3E6 The Soundtrack of Crushes
One look at YOU and I can't disguise my HUNGRY EYYEEEES. What is your fave track off of the Dirty Dancing soundtrack and why is this the soundtrack of crushes?!? And when will men start wearing…
S3E5 Any Excuse to Diddly-Doo
OK! It's finally JAWS week, and we're back on track. This week the Babes gossip about the Wonderful Pistachios company, a local jeweler coincidence, and a microcosm of Maine gossip trails. They…
S3E4 Route One, Ice Cream Stand, Graveyard
What do you suppose happens at Adult's Night at StoryLand? We're hoping one of you lets us know. This week the Babes gossip about a possible scandal involving two wild endangered horses, and at the…
A Correction!!
Quick correction & the movie to watch for next week!!
S3E3 2013's Hot Nut
Honestly, can you think of anything dumber than paddleboarding down the middle of the Piscataqua River? With those currents?? This week the Babes consider the personalities of aliens, rather than…
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