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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
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374: Reviews of Puzzles
I put a 2 million dollar puzzle together and all I got was this lousy QR codeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…
373: Reviews of Novelty Kitchen Tools
We told you not to put the egg topper in the dishwasher.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
372: Reviews of Locksmiths
Call the Locksmith!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
371: Reviews of Old-Timey Candy
Guess what, busters! Guess what, busters?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
370: Reviews of Hangover Cures
Happy wonderwall to you and yours and bApp. --SPONSORS:Check out https://boxiecat.com/beach for a discount on BoxieCat's self-cleaning litter! --We have merch!! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeSee…
369: Reviews of Mall Santas
2 surfs,a quick dance, a few mushrooms and 2 giant connect 4 gamesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
368: Reviews of Pet Psychics
Sorry, pet communicators.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
367: Reviews of Renaissance Faires with Bryan Green
This is gonna ruin the tour... What tour? The moose tour.Check out The Commercial Break! https://www.tcbpodcast.comFollow Bryan! https://instagram.com/bryanwgreenSee Privacy Policy at…
366: Reviews of Soup Recipes
My soup is full of eels.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
365: Reviews of Turkey Trots
To see Xandy at his most athletic, check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandyWe also have new merch!! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeSee Privacy Policy at…
364: Reviews of Labubus
Give us money so Christine can buy more Labubus for her legion: www.patreon.com/BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…
363: Reviews of Great Wolf Lodge
Tune in next week for 364: Reviews of Great Wolf Spider LodgeStuff here: www.beachtoosandy.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…
362: Reviews of Hospitals with Nurse Blake
Throw on your finest Armani tracksuit, because we've got hospitals to complain about.See Nurse Blake on tour or on the open sea!! https://www.nurseblake.com/Follow him on Instagram @Nurse.Blake and…
361: Reviews of Halloween Costumes
Happy Halloween! Or Sad Halloween in Xandy's case!I don't feel like writing anything else here today. Go google us or something.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy…
360: Reviews of Pumpkin Recipes
Last show of our 2025 tour is this Saturday!! Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…
359: Live in Plano, TX
We're excited to share our Plano show with you!! Just three more shows left: Seattle tonight, Portland tomorrow, and New York on the 25th. Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourSee…
358: Reviews of Abandoned Places
Tune in next week for another edition of The Priestly Priest Report.See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have…
357: Reviews of Revolving Sushi
You’ve been revolving around this sushi restaurant for 27 years! See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have…
356: Reviews of Hair Removal Products
Midwest shows are happening now! Kansas City tonight! Omaha tomorrow! St. Louis Friday! Malort Sunday!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for free!…
355: Reviews of Community Theaters
Send in the clowns!See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips…
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