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Episodes 104

Avg. Duration 40m

Activity Highly Active

Apple Rating ★ 4.9 (41)

Since Feb 2024

Latest Episode Apr 2026

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Schedule

Weekly

Format

Episodic

Consistency

69%

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audioboom.com

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About This Podcast

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.

In each Episode Katie and Mary Kate talk about every cringeworthy and mortifying subject from classically embarrassing bodily functions to the random and unexpected.

The result? Uproarious laughter, glorious distraction and an addiction to hearing more relatable, humiliating tales from the hosts and their listeners.

This is Beet Red.

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Recent Episodes

104: Bowtie and a Boner

Apr 07, 2026 49m

This week, Katie and Mary Katie share stories about: a sledding accident that led to a nickname, being forced to get naked in front of the entire neighborhood, getting caught in a lie to your boss,…

103: Maschu Pischu Pisha

Mar 31, 2026 34m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a first date that was over before it began, a childhood dream simultaneously made and crushed, an embarrassing misunderstanding, getting sick in…

102: Hummpy

Mar 24, 2026 55m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to actor/comedian Dennis Hemphill (@hummpy on YouTube) who shares a hilarious embarrassing audition story and they also share stories about: a puberty humiliation…

101: The Maxi Taxi of Love

Mar 17, 2026 37m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a cute friendly tap that accidentally became a power slap, a long distance relationship that lasted for months online but ended the first time…

100: The one where we turned 100

Mar 10, 2026 48m

100 episodes! 🎉 We dropped the ball recording (the roast we received was deserved) but a COLOSSAL thank you is in order to Mirage Zamprioli for all of the hard work you put in as a…

99: Flop and a Big Fart

Mar 03, 2026 33m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a toilet paper travesty, diarrhea at the worst time, farting in front of your crush, a date with a real life Josie Grossie, getting embarrassed by…

98: Don't tell Mom the Babysitter pooped

Feb 24, 2026 46m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Tina (@boundlessvoyage on TT) who shares her hilarious viral embarrassing babysitting story. They also share stories about: a groom who had too much to drink,…

97: Be Our Guest

Feb 03, 2026 41m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a fart that led to a week off from school, a swim lesson embarrassment, believing a lie that led to detention, a bungee jumping disaster,…

96: Oh Hell No

Jan 27, 2026 44m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a fart that ruined any chance of a first date, a first and last day on the job due to an embarrassing accident, a dinner party that ended with…

95: Granny Panty Delight

Jan 20, 2026 35m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: the worst roommate ever, attending an awkward backyard wedding, a wardrobe malfunction while teaching a class, getting embarrassed by your Dad at a…

94: Meet Cute Farts

Jan 13, 2026 35m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an awkward gym encounter with your crush, a run that ends in a double humiliation, accidentally catching your art teacher in an awkward situation,…

93: Linda!

Jan 06, 2026 38m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a sensitive situation when you're new to a job, texting the wrong person, a proposal gone wrong, being too hungry to think straight and…

92: Juicy Mawma

Dec 23, 2025 46m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from Meg (@juicymawma on IG and TT) who shares her viral embarrassing crush hookup story and a couple of bonus stories. They also share stories about: a…

91: Warm Butt, Warm Heart

Dec 16, 2025 36m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an accidental exposure to a neighbor, thinking you were nervous farting on a date but it turned out to be something else, a horrifying mistake on…

90: Teeter Totter Toilet

Dec 09, 2025 37m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: clogging a toilet at work and so much worse, leaving a tampon in so long you end up in the hospital, getting busted stalking an online crush, a…

89: Let's talk Turkey

Dec 02, 2025 33m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a long distance dating disaster, a shameful but important lesson learned by a doctor, a VHS first date horror story, getting embarrassed by your…

88: Pickles!

Nov 25, 2025 40m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an embarrassing doctor's office accident, an uncomfortable Thanksgiving, a horrible first date with a series of unfortunate events, Road Rage…

87: Leaping Lizard

Nov 18, 2025 40m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a date that ended with a kick to the curb, going viral for the wrong reason, the worst date that saved a life, lying about a bodily function that…

86: Ice Ice Baby

Nov 04, 2025 43m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate have a special guest in the studio who shares an embarrassing dating story. They also share stories about: barfing in public, misjudging a book by it's cover, a…

85: Ghouls Gone Wild

Oct 28, 2025 38m

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a haunted house accident, being nude and stranded, a bloody guitar serenade, a Halloween party that ended with a run from the cops, an embarrassing…

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Beet Red have?

Beet Red has published 104 episodes since February 2024, covering topics in Comedy.

Is Beet Red still active?

Beet Red is currently highly active with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 40m.

How do I contact Beet Red for sponsorship or guest appearances?