Berner Phone

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Episodes 389
Avg. Duration 1h 2m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 4.5 (5,871)
Since Nov 2018
Latest Episode Jun 2026

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Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Consistency
91%
Hosting
rss.libsyn.com

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About This Podcast

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers

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Recent Episodes

What Generation Do You Wish You Grew Up In?

Jun 08, 2026 1h 16m

This week, Des listens to voicemails from Dialers who wish they grew up in a different generation. From club culture and technology to roller skating and funeral etiquette, Des explores what makes…

Niche Collections

Jun 01, 2026 1h 8m

This week, Des listens to voicemails about the strangest things people collect. From animal bones and troll dolls to rosary beads and matchboxes, the Dialers call in to share the unique collections…

The Truth About GLP-1s, Peptides, and Fibermaxxing (Bonus Episode)

May 28, 2026 57m

Surprise! It's a bonus episode! Dr. Elizabeth Kazarian joins Des to discuss GLP-1s, medical misinformation, and the overlap between politics and alternative health. Dr. Kazarian also shares insights…

This Should Be Illegal

May 25, 2026 1h 11m

Des is solo this week, listening to voicemails answering the question: "What was normal in your childhood that's illegal today?" From leaving kids in the car and bringing them into bars to getting a…

Des Solves Your Problems

May 18, 2026 1h 15m

Des is solo this week, giving advice to the Dialers on everything from how to handle a straight man making too many gay jokes to whether you should bring a gift to a destination wedding. Call (917)…

Irrational Childhood Fears (with Vittorio Angelone)

May 11, 2026 1h 19m

This week, Des is joined by comedian Vittorio Angelone! They discuss childhood fears like sharks living in pools, quicksand, and getting drafted. FOLLOW VITTORIO: Tickets:…

Is This Normal? (with Katie Boyle)

May 04, 2026 1h 11m

This week, Des is joined by comedian Katie Boyle to decide if the Little Dialers are weird or normal. FOLLOW KATIE: Website: https://www.katieboylecomic.com/ Instagram:…

Wisdom from Your Grandparents (With Caroline Baniewicz)

Apr 27, 2026 1h 6m

Caroline Baniewicz is back this week and helps Des respond to wisdom from your grandparents. FOLLOW CAROLINE: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/carolinebaniewicz TikTok:…

The First Song You Loved (with Caroline Baniewicz)

Apr 20, 2026 1h 29m

This week, Des is joined by friend, comedian, and professionally trained opera singer Caroline Baniewicz! The Dialers share the first songs they remember falling in love with, and Des and Caroline…

S1E137 Why Do Men Do This?

Apr 13, 2026 1h 13m

Why do men play so many video games? Why do they loudly grunt at the gym? How are they able to use 12-in-1 body washes and still have great skin? This week, Des is solo and attempts to explain men. …

S1E136 What's Bugging You?

Apr 06, 2026 1h 11m

What's bugging everyone this week? Des discusses running influencers, Reddit commenters, and the protein craze. Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html …

S1E135 More Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be

Mar 30, 2026 1h 4m

Des returns with part two of last week's prompt, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" Let us know in the Spotify comments what prompts you'd like him to tackle next. Leave us a voicemail:…

S1E134 Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be

Mar 23, 2026 1h 4m

This week, Des is solo and fired up by your responses to the question, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" From waiting too long in a buffet line to using the bathroom on a plane, Des breaks…

Episode #133: Advice With Maggie Hughes DePalo

Mar 16, 2026 1h 11m

This week, Des and Chris are joined by comedian Maggie Hughes DePalo answering all the dialers needs for advice. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get…

Episode #132: AITA?

Mar 09, 2026 1h 8m

This week Des and Chris are back answering whether the dialers are in fact the a**hole. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.

Episode #131: Traditions That Should End

Mar 02, 2026 1h 8m

This week, Des and Chris are weighing in on all of the dialer's least favorite transitions that have got to go.

Episode #130: Cheesy Slogans To Live By

Feb 23, 2026 1h 6m

This week, Des and Chris are back on a dialer-heavy episode talking about their best cheesy slogans for life. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.

Episode #129: Craziest Things You've Done For Love

Feb 16, 2026 1h

This week, Des and Chris are joined by Ali Kolbert reacting to the most unhinged things that the dialers have done for love! Ali is currently on the road with Hannah so check them out at a show and…

Episode #128: Worst Financial Decisions

Feb 09, 2026 1h 5m

Des and Chris are back this week hearing the worst thing they ever spent money on and how much they spent. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.

Berner Phone #127: Green Flags with Caitlin Peluffo

Feb 02, 2026 1h 21m

Today we're joined by guest host Caitlin Peluffo to talk about the dialers top green flags in dating and beyond! Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get…

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