Bible Stories for Atheists

Bible Stories for Atheists

Bible Stories for Atheists

Episodes 99
Avg. Duration 1h 17m
Activity Dormant
Since Jun 2021
Latest Episode Aug 2025

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Every 2 Weeks
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Episodic
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About This Podcast

Often we’re told that we need to read the bible. That it would cure us of our atheism. We’re told that the bible is perfect and all answers come from the bible. Welp, let’s take a look at what the bible actually says.

Every week Josh summarizes stories from the bible that Linz is hearing for the first time. There’s no easy outs on this one. No one telling us, “Here’s what the bible really means” then adding stuff that’s not actually there. No one telling us, “The culture was different” when explaining why God didn’t let us all know that women are equal. Let’s see if this is truly the Word of God or just a way for politicians to control their people thousands of years ago.


You’re in for one hell of an experience. There’s incest. Uncles swapping out daughters left and right. Talking animals. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria. You’re going to love it.

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Recent Episodes

S7E8 The Eyes Have It - End Times Pt. 8 (Audio Fixed)

Aug 24, 2025 51m

Previous version of this episode was sped up. This should be better.Revelation starts heating up with the Four Horsemen, the Seven Seals, and the 144,000. There's probably more to say. I could talk…

S7E7 Home of the Cheese Steak - End Times Pt. 7

Aug 03, 2025 1h 15m

We finally dig into the book of Revelation! I'd say more but I'm posting this late and screw it I'm just getting this posted.Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.comYouTube -…

S7E6 The 40 Year Old Virgin - End Times Pt. 6

Jul 13, 2025 1h 11m

In our exploration of the evolution of the end times through the bible we have breached the thin gossamer layer betwixt the testaments old and slightly less old. So we're talking about Jesus stuff…

S7E5 Unigoats - End Times Pt. 5

Jul 01, 2025 1h 23m

Better late than never! Here's the rest of the book of Daniel in all it's "glory". Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

S7E4 Lions, Daniels, and Statues... Oh my! - End Times Pt. 4

Jun 08, 2025 1h 52m

We start the book of Daniel. A book full of meaningful insights into what it means to think of the mind of God... or some confusing bullshit that made people feel smart by buying a scroll instead of…

S7E3 Virgin Bosom Buddies - End Times Pt. 3

May 25, 2025 1h 58m

Ok folks. We've said it before, but we really mean it this time, this is going to be a messed up one. We're covering the book of Ezekiel and it is NOT light reading. It is weird. It is violent. It is…

S7E2 Episode Two - End Times Pt. 2

May 11, 2025 1h

Happy Mother's day!To celebrate, we continue digging into the end times by going through the book of Isaiah. How does this book define the end times? There is probably more to say about this episode…

S7E1 Anyway... The End Times - End Times Pt. 1

Apr 27, 2025 1h 10m

We're back! And we're going through the bible books chronologically from when they were written to see how the concept of "THE END TIMES" evolves. Because, big surprise, the bible is very…

Whatever This Is

Nov 17, 2024 38m

What's up! We just wanted to check in for no particular reason whatsoever. Definitely doesn't have to do with the fist of christian nationalist fascism choking the puppy of democracy. Where do we go…

S6E5 Creation Pt. 5 - One Last Camp with Dad

Sep 01, 2024 1h 15m

Welcome to the season finale! Creation is over and it's all down hill from here. We find out that Abraham wasn't the best dad. At least until he gets his son laid! That's the best way to make up for…

S6E4 Creation Pt. 4 - Lot's Bad Day

Aug 25, 2024 1h 25m

You think you have it hard? You think you have bad neighbors? You think you have family problems? Well, I'm Lot. A mild mannered sodomite that never bothered anyone. And I was a proud sodomite. I…

S6E3 Creation Pt. 3 - A Covenant of Covenants

Aug 18, 2024 1h 3m

Sorry, in a rush this week. You'll have to make up your own funny quips and pretend they're in this description. On this week's episode:- Tower of Babel- We meet Abram/Abraham- A big piece of…

S6E2 Creation Pt. 2 - Killing Cain

Aug 11, 2024 1h 29m

Have you given YOUR firstlings to the Lord? If you don't, your brother might and then where will you be? No regard from the Lord. How are you going to make it in this world without the Lord's regard?…

S6E1 Creation Pt. 1 - In a Gadda Da Vida

Aug 04, 2024 1h 28m

In the beginning, we'll lay out the building blocks of our 6000 year old universe. And explain that hard, blue shell up there that gets dark at night when you can see the holes in it, or what "NASA"…

S6 Creation Series Trailer

Jul 18, 2024 2m Trailer

New 5 episode series coming every Sunday starting August 4th. We'll be covering the first half of Genesis. Insert witty jokes here. Too much crap to do today to do it myself. Website -…

S5E75 Community Hour

Jun 09, 2024 26m

Hey folks! For our episode today we're changing things up. We're going to be switching to a more "seasonal" model. The plan is we'll get a few episodes lined up around a theme and put them out…

S5E74 Hail, Satan!

May 26, 2024 1h 30m

This is a special episode with two special guests. Ministers Bendr Bones and Luis Cypher, co-heads of the Satanic Temple - West Michigan. Recently, they made news by having the AUDACITY to deliver…

S5E73 Pshitty Psalms

Apr 28, 2024 1h 7m

We read a selection of Psalms suggested by AI to figure out if this ancient book of songs holds up to the hype.It doesn't.Despite Josh's warnings that we might find the material repetitive and dull,…

S5E72 1 Kings Pt. 4 - Adventures in Kingdom Splitting

Apr 14, 2024 50m

The kingdom of Israel splits into two separate nations after the death of King Solomon. His son Rehoboam ascends to the throne and when the people ask him to not be a dick like his dad. But his…

S5E71 1 Kings Pt. 3 - A Biblical Guide to Banging 1000 Chicks

Mar 31, 2024 1h 2m

Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Bible Stories for Atheists have?

Bible Stories for Atheists has published 99 episodes since June 2021, covering topics in Comedy, Philosophy.

Is Bible Stories for Atheists still active?

Bible Stories for Atheists is currently dormant with new episodes every 2 weeks. Average episode length is 1h 17m.

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