Call Me When You're Healed

Call Me When You're Healed

CallMeWhenYoureHealed

English Comedy Explicit
Episodes 29
Avg. Duration 1h 4m
Activity Dormant
Since May 2024
Latest Episode Aug 2025

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Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Hosting
anchor.fm

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About This Podcast

Welcome aboard the healing train to 'Call Me When You're Healed' - the podcast where Markita and Natalie serve up sass, laughs, and a side of unsolicited advice. From dating disasters to friendship fiascos, no topic is off-limits as they hilariously dissect the trials and tribulations of modern life. Tune in every THURSDAY for your dose of wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of healing vibes. Can't get enough? Join the party on Instagram at Call Me When You're Healed and let the laughter therapy begin!

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Recent Episodes

S2E10 When Electronics and Men Glitch

Aug 14, 2025 1h 6m

Pack your bags (and maybe your marriage license) because this week Nat’s fresh from a family trip to Minnesota, Kita’s back from a Waymo-filled San Francisco vacation, and we’re unpacking everything…

S2E9 The 90s Called 🕹️📞💖

Jul 31, 2025 1h 21m

This week on Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila are taking a trip down memory lane 🌀 back to our childhoods in the 90s and early 2000s. We’re talking dial-up internet, AIM chats,…

S2E8 Blocked, Bitten, and Barely Jealous

Jul 17, 2025 1h 2m

This week on Call Me When You’re Healed, trust issues are trending. 💅 A girl caught her man cheating by checking her blocked list—yep, he was blocking other girls on her phone. Make it make…

S2E7 Gay Boyfriends and Short Leaders

Jul 10, 2025 1h 21m

On this week’s episode of Call Me When You’re Healed (or call us… we don’t even know anymore), Natalie dreams of convincing her ex he is gay and he just wont admit it. Markita and Natalie say screw…

S2E6 Man’s Best Friend

Jun 26, 2025 1h 6m

This week, Markita and Natalie are spiraling—but in a cute, self-aware way. First up: if we were strippers, what would our names be? (Spoiler: it’s giving glitter, drama, and mild tax evasion…

S2E5 The Ultimate Crash Out

Jun 19, 2025 1h 4m

This week, your favorite forgetters are back and fully crashed out. Kita gives a final (and petty) update on her ghosting ex-bestie, Nat didn’t unblock her exes (growth!), and somehow we end up on…

S2E4 A photo of a Man

Jun 12, 2025 58m

This week, Kita Tequila and NatSheezy spiral with style—anxiety, shame, and a side of sleep gummies. From wishing people a “sad birthday” to saying no to men just to see what they do! The girls also…

S2E3 Girl, That's not a Red Flag, That's a Firearm!

Jun 05, 2025 1h

Kita and Nat are back with bar drama, blocked texts still coming through (thanks, MacBook), and men with way too much audacity. They share the words that stuck with them, dive into childhood…

S2E2 Allow us to reintroduce ourselves

May 29, 2025 1h 2m

We’re back with a fresh episode of Call Me When You’re Healed and kicking things off with a little mystery… is Markita still being ghosted by her bestie, or did the ghost finally rise from the dead?…

S2E1 We're Still Unhealed

May 22, 2025 1h 10m

We’re back, besties!! 💅✨Okay guys were back !!!! Season 2, Episode 1 is HERE and yes, we missed you *insert Kim K voice* While we were off the grid (oops), life was life-ing. Markita spills the tea…

S1E19 Girl Code 101

Oct 03, 2024 1h 10m

In this episode of Call Me When You’re Healed, Markita and Natalie dive into some juicy life updates, starting with Natalie’s FaceTime date with the mysterious "Mr. Scottsdale" and whether her high…

S1E18 My Man, My Man, My Man

Sep 26, 2024 1h 15m

In this wild, hilarious episode of Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy recounts her unforgettable weekend in Scottsdale filled with birthday/bachelorette shenanigans, the infamous “I’m finna bust”…

S1E17 She's a Witch!

Sep 19, 2024 1h 3m

She's a Witch! Or is she just manifesting? In this episode of Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila are bringing all the magic and main character energy your way! Join them as they…

S1E16 Hold my Drink, Let's Cancel Someone

Sep 12, 2024 1h 11m

In this Call Me When You’re Healed episode, NatSheezy is finally out of her funk, and Kita Tequila might just be in love... with the DJ! The girls dive into cancel culture, spilling all the tea on…

S1E15 Insta vs Reality: The Filtered Fantasy Showdown

Sep 05, 2024 1h 4m

In this week's episode of Call Me When You're Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila dive into the world of plastic surgery and the "Instagram Face," breaking down how social media has blurred the lines…

S1E14 First Impressions, Feeling Down & Would You Love Me as a Worm

Aug 29, 2024 1h 11m

In this episode, the fabulous Kita Tequila and NatSheezy bring their beauty, wit, and humor to a fun game of "How Well Do You Know Your Bestie?" They hilariously banter over quirky questions like…

S1E13 Picking apart the Pick-Me Girl Phenomenon

Aug 15, 2024 1h 10m

Feeling like a Pick-Me Girl? Ready to be cured? We got you! Join Markita and Natalie for a laugh-out-loud episode where they tackle the Pick-Me Girl phenomenon head-on. They’ll spill the tea on…

S1E12 Brainwashed by the Box

Aug 08, 2024 1h 5m

In Episode 12 of Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila get playful as they dissect how TV and movies mess with our relationship expectations. They start with Parent Trap, where…

S1E11 The Bold, The Brave, The Backstab

Aug 01, 2024 55m

Join NatSheezy and Kita Tequila as they dive into dating disasters, big city moves, and a scandalous girl-kissing-someone-else’s-boyfriend saga. Nat hilariously recounts her date with a (surprise to…

S1E10 From Fast Food to Forever

Jul 25, 2024 1h 2m

In this episode of "Call Me When You're Healed," your hilarious hosts Natalie (aka NatSheezy) and Markita (aka Kita Tequila) bring you a heartwarming and hilarious feel-good love story. Markita…

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Call Me When You're Healed have?

Call Me When You're Healed has published 29 episodes since May 2024, covering topics in Comedy.

Is Call Me When You're Healed still active?

Call Me When You're Healed is currently dormant with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 1h 4m.

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