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Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
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Can You Don't? | Four. Amazing. Years. Thank You.
FOUR PHACKING YEARS? You’ve listened, shared, reviewed, showed up, and kept this thing going. Whether you’ve been here from episode one or just recently found us, we genuinely appreciate you giving…
Can You Don't? | Prison Pocket. Paid to Jerk. Russia. Moon Base.
And to think we've all been masturbating for free this whole time... when we could be getting paid! Let's talk about that, another example of why it's great not to live in Russia, humans have been…
Can You Don't? | Hot Peppers. Best Friend. Lock. Fingerprints.
Ohhhhh the joys of parenting. Nothing really brings a father and son together like completely shattering trust because you're a dipshit. Let's talk about that, pissing a random dude off during a…
Can You Don't? | Castaway. Gushers. Push Door. Shoe Phone.
Pro tip: when you're getting arrested and the cops ask you to call your family, don't take your shoe off and try to use it as a phone. It's not a good look. Let's talk about that, what really is the…
Can You Don't? | Canned Salmon. Verification. Penguins. Comforter.
Doesn't it seem like the older you get, the sadder visiting Las Vegas becomes? Bryan just went there and returned with some wonderful examples of the sadness. Let's talk about that, having a giant…
Can You Don't? | Old Lady. Bee Truck. Tissue Mirror. Super Wake.
Have you ever danced with a random old lady in a grocery store parking lot? No? Maybe you should. Let's talk about that, and SUUUUUPER WAAAAAAAAAAAKE! That's it... it will all make sense. *** Wanna…
Can You Don't? | Wild Boar. Incident Report. Singed. Beach Ball.
Have you ever been kicked out of a bar but have no idea why? Well, this was a first for Joe. Let's talk about that, a clever use for AI robots in the city, paying a stranger to be your friend while…
Can You Don't? | Sliding Gloves. Terrorist. Remodel. Ted's Face.
I mean... we love a good raccoon penis as much as the next guy, but chopping one of some roadkill in front of your family and claiming it's for research is pretty wild. Let's talk about that,…
Can You Don't? | .sdrawkcaB .dnA .hgiH .002
200 episodes. That’s a lot of words, a lot of laughs, and an alarming amount of things we probably shouldn’t have said out loud. Seriously though, thank you. Whether you’ve been here since episode…
Can You Don't? | Baby Half. Ceiling Tile. Bong Dash. Touching.
We've never thought about it before... but how hard would it be to actually rip a baby in half? Let's talk about that, installing a custom bong into your dash so you never have to stop doing drugs,…
Can You Don't? | Just Acting. Cornhole. Forklift. Wet Basket.
Let's say you are the proud owner of a drive-thru prayer business. Would you be open 24/7? Monday-Friday 9-5? Or just Wednesdays from 11-1? Let's talk about that, having to depend on your local…
Can You Don't? | Vegas Hooker. Spaghetti. Poisonous. Sorry Bud.
Some sad news to share on the show today but... everything will be ok. Let's talk about that, Bryan continues to be fucking awful at math, when does spaghetti become spaghetti and not just tomato…
Can You Don't? | Daddy Bath. Camel Lips. Celibate. Weather Apps.
I didn't think I could ever give botox or implants to a camel... until I learned it could be worth MILLIONS OF DOLLARS?! Let's talk about that, yanking ponytails for funzzies, waiting your whole life…
Can You Don't? | Tap Shoes. Chemo Cake. Mop Water. Dog Frog.
Quick question for the ladies. Would you bang Mr. Clean? Yes, the cleaning company mascot. Let's talk about that, Bryan rewriting his entire would you rather on the fly, how does one go about getting…
Can You Don't? | Press 2. Seagull. Concussion. Nice Lady.
You all know that Bryan went to Mexico for his annual family vacation... but did you know he was in the exact location that all that shit went down with the cartel and he was stuck there for an…
Can You Don't? | Moon Vacation. Sleeping Calf. Object. Munition.
Although not legal in the slightest, breaking into your place of employment after hours to make and sell pizza for a little extra coin isn't a completely terrible idea. Let's talk about that, why are…
Can You Don't? | Breakfast Blackout. Gooning. Sexy Birds. Gameboy Color.
Do you know what gooning is? Yeah you do... you little slut. *bites lip* Let's talk about that, how sexy birds can be with a human ass, another murderous elephant rampage, soliciting a prostitute…
Can You Don't? | Ankle Monitor. Lactic Acid. Manatee. Get Bent.
Can you even imagine how good it would feel to get released from a prison, get your shit together, then end up BUYING THE SAME PRISON YOU WERE KEPT IN?! Let's talk about that, trying to fool the cops…
Can You Don't? | Watermelon. Barefoot. Puke Purse. Itchy Cow.
Have you ever been in a situation that required you to tackle an old man in order to retrieve a license plate to avoid going to jail? Us either. Let's talk about that, government drones spying on…
Can You Don't? | Body Box. Snoring. Backwards Satan. Jiggle Fest.
Have you ever wondered what a snoring hummingbird sounds like? No? Well, I bet you are now! Let's talk about that, how common actually still being alive is when doctors go to harvest your parts, some…
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Can You Don't? has published 209 episodes since May 2022, covering topics in Arts, Comedy.
Can You Don't? is currently highly active with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 1h 24m.
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