Catalogue

Catalogue

Tim and Simon

English Comedy Explicit
Episodes 40
Avg. Duration 31m
Activity Moderate
Apple Rating 5.0 (2)
Since Jun 2019
Latest Episode May 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Hosting
rss.libsyn.com

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About This Podcast

Two grown men flick their way through an old Argos catalogue for kicks. Ladies and gentlemen, Tim and Simon. They bought the Spring/Summer No.26 Argos catalogue from 1999. Page by page, Tim and Simon make their way through it talking about the things you could buy in the 90s and memories that come with it.

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Recent Episodes

40 - Where the hell have you been?

May 04, 2026 11m

Good news everybody! Tim and Simon are still alive! In this episode they reveal grand plans for Catalogue and answer the question you have been asking: where the hell have you been?

39 - Lawnmower Men

Jul 31, 2020 25m

Recorded in separate places and spliced together like Frankenstein's monster, this episode sees the boys shave their gardens and mow their pubes. Yes, lawnmowers are the order of the day, so if your…

38 - Cat Sick Broke The House

May 05, 2020 25m

If you're a fan of extention leads... you'll want to get plugged into this! This episode was recorded a few months back, before the UK lockdown.

37 - Timmy and The Magic Torch

Apr 19, 2020 25m

Recorded long before the UK went into lockdown, Tim and Simon talk torches and get far more mileage out of it than they should. Enjoy.

36 - Home Alone

Apr 10, 2020 27m

Tim and Simon consider how many resources Kevin McAllister would have needed. A few of those resources feature on these pages! This was recorded before we weren't allowed to see anyone.

35 - Self Isolation

Apr 03, 2020 34m

Tim and Simon find themselves in isolation at the same time due to the coronovirus outbreak. Not a usual Catalogue, more of a chat over Skype, with added alcohol. But don't worry, it's still very…

34 - Alarms

Mar 27, 2020 29m

Tim and Simon recorded a bunch of Catalogues in preparation for now being allowed to get together again anytime soon... This is the first and it's all about alarms. Have 29 minutes of escapism. Stay…

33 - Ladders

Mar 15, 2020 22m

Get ready for Catalogue to climb to new heights as the men from Shropshire talk ladders. Get serious gains and bulk out your ear muscles with 22 minutes of pure comedy bronze from your pocket... if…

32 - Sheds

Mar 06, 2020 30m

Tim and Simon would like to invite you into their shed of delights. Feel free to poke the bike, but whatever you do, don't poke the wasp nest! You can lose weight by listening to this. That's a lie.

31 - Drill Bricks

Feb 14, 2020 36m

Tim and Simon conclude The Tool Saga. That's the description.

30 - Tools Talk

Feb 09, 2020 28m

Tim and Simon race towards the end of the tools section, talking scars, steam and serial killers. This'll spark your pants into action!

29 - Grinder

Jan 31, 2020 33m

Planers, mitre saws and plunge routers. Tim and Simon both rent and have never had to decorate. It really shows. This episode has nothing to do with decorating.

28 - A Sort of Christmas Special

Dec 24, 2019 46m

Tim and Simon were a bit too late to the party with their Christmas. So please find enclosed a Christmas Special, which isn't that Christmassy! They felt they had to talk toys on the run up to…

27 - Tool Box

Dec 13, 2019 32m

Tim and Simon talk tools, Tom Selleck and Robot Wars. They also reference a ghost in the film Three Men and a Baby: "Ghost" visible at 36 seconds: https://youtu.be/LPEvJrs-1yM

26 - Tools and Utility Belts

Nov 30, 2019 33m

Tim and Simon discuss spanners, glue guns and multimeters. Can they turn Tim into Batman with the help of the tools page of their Argos Catalogue from 1999? No. No they can't.

25 - Under Pressure

Nov 24, 2019 35m

The boys from Salop reach a quarter of century's worth of Catalogue and discover their favourite item of the catalogue so far! Give it a listen and don't forget to tell a friend.

24 - Another Pooh in the Window

Nov 15, 2019 37m

Tim and Simon find themselves exploring more things that go in your car. Along the way they discuss car mats, Bobby Charlton and blueberry Jaffa Cakes. It'll all make sense when you listen!

23 - Tom Campbell

Nov 08, 2019 47m

You may have heard him on radio, you may have seen on the internet but now you can hear Tom Campbell doing something you've never heard before:.. Reading an Argos catalogue from 1999. Expect road…

22 - Crewe

Nov 01, 2019 17m

As promised in Episode 21, Tim and Simon record this episode at Crewe Railway Station. Expect trains, commuters and PA announcements… oh and they have the Catalogue with them!

21 - Bike Accessories

Oct 25, 2019 35m

Tim and Simon talk all things lights, combination locks and spokey dokeys. By the way, your combination is 9683. They're on to you.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Catalogue have?

Catalogue has published 40 episodes since June 2019, covering topics in Comedy.

Is Catalogue still active?

Catalogue is currently moderate with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 31m.

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