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40 - Where the hell have you been?
Good news everybody! Tim and Simon are still alive! In this episode they reveal grand plans for Catalogue and answer the question you have been asking: where the hell have you been?
39 - Lawnmower Men
Recorded in separate places and spliced together like Frankenstein's monster, this episode sees the boys shave their gardens and mow their pubes. Yes, lawnmowers are the order of the day, so if your…
38 - Cat Sick Broke The House
If you're a fan of extention leads... you'll want to get plugged into this! This episode was recorded a few months back, before the UK lockdown.
37 - Timmy and The Magic Torch
Recorded long before the UK went into lockdown, Tim and Simon talk torches and get far more mileage out of it than they should. Enjoy.
36 - Home Alone
Tim and Simon consider how many resources Kevin McAllister would have needed. A few of those resources feature on these pages! This was recorded before we weren't allowed to see anyone.
35 - Self Isolation
Tim and Simon find themselves in isolation at the same time due to the coronovirus outbreak. Not a usual Catalogue, more of a chat over Skype, with added alcohol. But don't worry, it's still very…
34 - Alarms
Tim and Simon recorded a bunch of Catalogues in preparation for now being allowed to get together again anytime soon... This is the first and it's all about alarms. Have 29 minutes of escapism. Stay…
33 - Ladders
Get ready for Catalogue to climb to new heights as the men from Shropshire talk ladders. Get serious gains and bulk out your ear muscles with 22 minutes of pure comedy bronze from your pocket... if…
32 - Sheds
Tim and Simon would like to invite you into their shed of delights. Feel free to poke the bike, but whatever you do, don't poke the wasp nest! You can lose weight by listening to this. That's a lie.
31 - Drill Bricks
Tim and Simon conclude The Tool Saga. That's the description.
30 - Tools Talk
Tim and Simon race towards the end of the tools section, talking scars, steam and serial killers. This'll spark your pants into action!
29 - Grinder
Planers, mitre saws and plunge routers. Tim and Simon both rent and have never had to decorate. It really shows. This episode has nothing to do with decorating.
28 - A Sort of Christmas Special
Tim and Simon were a bit too late to the party with their Christmas. So please find enclosed a Christmas Special, which isn't that Christmassy! They felt they had to talk toys on the run up to…
27 - Tool Box
Tim and Simon talk tools, Tom Selleck and Robot Wars. They also reference a ghost in the film Three Men and a Baby: "Ghost" visible at 36 seconds: https://youtu.be/LPEvJrs-1yM
26 - Tools and Utility Belts
Tim and Simon discuss spanners, glue guns and multimeters. Can they turn Tim into Batman with the help of the tools page of their Argos Catalogue from 1999? No. No they can't.
25 - Under Pressure
The boys from Salop reach a quarter of century's worth of Catalogue and discover their favourite item of the catalogue so far! Give it a listen and don't forget to tell a friend.
24 - Another Pooh in the Window
Tim and Simon find themselves exploring more things that go in your car. Along the way they discuss car mats, Bobby Charlton and blueberry Jaffa Cakes. It'll all make sense when you listen!
23 - Tom Campbell
You may have heard him on radio, you may have seen on the internet but now you can hear Tom Campbell doing something you've never heard before:.. Reading an Argos catalogue from 1999. Expect road…
22 - Crewe
As promised in Episode 21, Tim and Simon record this episode at Crewe Railway Station. Expect trains, commuters and PA announcements… oh and they have the Catalogue with them!
21 - Bike Accessories
Tim and Simon talk all things lights, combination locks and spokey dokeys. By the way, your combination is 9683. They're on to you.
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