CRAP NOIR

CRAP NOIR Podcast Team

English Comedy Comedy Fiction Fiction

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Episodes 19

Avg. Duration 19m

Activity Sporadic

Since Feb 2020

Latest Episode Jan 2025

Publishing Details

Schedule

Every 2 Months

Format

Serial

Hosting

feeds.buzzsprout.com

About This Podcast

We are CRAP NOIR – a podcast team dedicated to bringing you some subpar jokes along with a moderately funny twist on the classic noir genre and detective radio shows of years past. Beth is a downtrodden twenty-something – completely SHOCKED that no one wants to hire her with her oddly specific and definitely legitimate Master’s degree in Detective Literature. She spends her time searching Craiglist for jobs that require her highly-sought-after expertise, thanks to the free WiFi at local New Jersey coffee shop, The Big Steam. She bugs her favorite mediocre barista, Jim Jam, for hours on end so her mother believes she isn’t an unemployable failure. Luckily for Beth, her first case finally emerges when friendly farm chicken, Esmeralda, disappears. Time to see if Beth’s degree holds up in the real-world! Follow us on Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram @crapnoir

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Recent Episodes

CRAP Extra: Puffy Coat Blues

Jan 01, 2025 2m Bonus

Send a textWelcome to the post-holiday slump! Shake off those winter blues with this classic from the Steely Mans!

Ep 7. Goatastrophe

May 26, 2023 30m

Send a textBeth follows a lead on Johnnie but not without baaaad consequences.

Blooper Track: Episode 5

Apr 29, 2023 18m Bonus

Send a textPull up a seat as the team records Ep. 5: A Fruitless Flashback.

Ep 6. A(u)nticipation

Aug 19, 2022 28m

Send a textBeth looks for leads surrounding her sister's disappearance; though, new arrivals may make matters more messy.

Blooper Track: Episode 4

Jul 08, 2022 20m Bonus

Send a textTake a listen behind the scenes of the second virtual episode recorded at the onset of the pandemic.

Ep 5. A Fruitless Flashback

Apr 22, 2022 17m

Send a textAt a loss of how to help with Eliza's case, Johnnie looks to Jim Jam for advice.

Blooper Track: Episode 3

Mar 28, 2022 14m Bonus

Send a textListen behind the scenes of the first of two virtual episodes that the team recorded during the onset of the pandemic.

Ep 4. Coverless Concerto

Feb 02, 2022 45m

Send a textBeth tries to remedy a snafu in Charlie's case, even when it leads her to a hot spot she'd rather avoid.

Trailer: Ep 4. Coverless Concerto (CRAP NOIR Extra)

Jan 13, 2022 1m Trailer

Send a textAn intriguing teaser trailer for the long-awaited fourth chapter of CRAP NOIR.

Happy Thanksgiving from CRAP NOIR!

Nov 25, 2021 2m Bonus

Send a textWe interrupt this podcast for a brief message from our writer.

Olsen Farm (CRAP NOIR Extra)

Oct 10, 2021 1m Bonus

Send a textDo you hear that? Olsen Farm's fresh produce and friendly animal residents are calling you!

Betty Belter's New EP (CRAP NOIR Extra)

Jun 01, 2021 2m Bonus

Send a textHear the debut single from Betty Belter's new EP, "Bellowing with Betty Belter" at Indie Lounge's Open Mic Night!(We'd like to take a moment to blame high maintenance musicians for the…

Snappy Solvers (CRAP NOIR Extra)

Mar 28, 2021 1m Bonus

Send a textFor the best rates in town when you need things found, call Johnnie Craquerbarrle!*Snappy Solvers is a subsidiary of Craquerbarrle Crime Cracking, Inc. (CCC).

Blooper Track: Episode 2

Feb 16, 2021 23m Bonus

Send a textTake a listen behind the scenes of episode 2, back when the team was able to huddle around the same microphone.

Ep 3. Company's Coming

Jan 31, 2021 41m

Send a textBeth's Pa and sister arrive unexpectedly. Beth evades birthday celebrations and sees Charlie about a new case.

The Big Steam (CRAP NOIR Extra)

Jun 14, 2020 1m Bonus Transcript

Send a textThe Big Steam on Route 12 -- What can we brew for you?

Blooper Track: Episode 1

May 01, 2020 9m Bonus

Send a textA look at what's really happening around the microphone.

Ep 2. The Poultry Plot Twist

Apr 25, 2020 28m

Send a textBeth faces off against a rival detective in the search for a missing chicken.

Ep 1. The Poultry Prologue

Feb 12, 2020 10m

Send a textBeth discovers her first case as we discover her mediocre, unremarkable life.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does CRAP NOIR have?

CRAP NOIR has published 19 episodes since February 2020, covering topics in Comedy, Comedy Fiction.

Is CRAP NOIR still active?

CRAP NOIR is currently sporadic with new episodes every 2 months. Average episode length is 19m.