Episodes 290
Avg. Duration 1h 45m
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Apple Rating 4.8 (564)
Since Feb 2019
Latest Episode Jun 2026

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Why do some plants grow where they do? How can geology cause new plant species to evolve? Why are some plants pollinated by flies, some by bats, some by birds, and others by bees? How does a plant evolve to look like a rock? How can destroying lawns soothe the soul? This is a show about plants and plant habitat through the lens of natural selection and ecology, with a side of neurotic ranting, light humor, occasional profanity, & the perpetual search for the filthiest taqueria bathroom. 


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Interstate 8 Tour Rants

Jun 10, 2026 1h 51m Transcript

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May 25, 2026 1h 35m Transcript

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Mar 31, 2026 1h 17m Transcript

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Jan 20, 2026 1h 24m Transcript

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