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On CuzWords, two cousins dig into the things that matter and the things that absolutely don’t. From serious takes to pointless tangents, it’s a mix of honest opinions, good-natured jabs, and that one argument that never really ended. Think of it as your weekly dose of cousinly chaos.
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S1E32 Big Glasses Doesn't Want You To Hear This
In Episode 32, Madison and Michael recap Michael's birthday celebration, including a Hot Ones-inspired challenge that pushed several participants far beyond their comfort zones. The conversation…
S1E31 Friday Night Termite Genocide
Episode 31 starts with Michael recounting a week-long homeowner nightmare after a massive swarm of insects invaded his house, leading him to believe his home might be infested with termites. What…
S1E30 Golf Courses Use HOW Much Water?
CuzWords Episode 30 explores technology, entertainment, parenting, and modern culture through another wide-ranging cousin conversation.The episode begins with a discussion about names, identity, and…
S1E29 Bill of Rights vs Homeschool Dad
CuzWords Episode 29 blends parenting reflections, technology, education, and gaming nostalgia into a wide-ranging conversation.The episode begins with updates on Michael’s son before shifting into a…
S1E28 The Most Masculine Apology Poem Ever Written
CuzWords Episode 28 blends humor, nostalgia, and self-reflection as Madison and Michael move through another unpredictable conversation.The episode begins with lighthearted updates about family…
S1E27 Aliens Are Coming to Distract You From Gas Prices
Episode 27 blends humor, personal stories, and unexpected discussions in classic CuzWords fashion.The episode begins with more stories from the gym, including recurring encounters with eccentric…
S1E26 I Stole Your Scooby-Doo Underwear
Episode 26 starts exactly how you’d expect — with confusion.Names get mixed up, identities get questioned, and somehow the intro becomes a running bit about whether Madison is actually John. From…
S1E25 Live to 200… and Still Go to the Same Gym
CuzWords Episode 25 opens with a simple realization — the podcast has officially hit 25 episodes — before immediately jumping into something much bigger.Madison introduces a theory that anti-aging…
S1E24 Taxes, Aliens, and Easter Dinner Chaos
CuzWords Episode 24 starts off grounded in Easter traditions — big family meals, overloaded plates, and the usual holiday reset — before immediately drifting into something much less grounded.What…
S1E23 The Most Unqualified Bracket Win Ever
After weeks of chaos, bad picks, and zero basketball knowledge, the entire March Madness bracket challenge comes down to one game: Duke vs. Yukon.If Duke wins… Madison—who openly admits he doesn’t…
S1E22 The Most Confident Wrong Bracket in History
Episode 22 kicks off with an important debate: Is eating pizza four times in one week… artistic?After breaking down “artisan” pizza (and how to actually pronounce it), the cousins pivot into a…
S1E21 Don’t Ask for My Number at the Gym
Episode 21 officially marks CuzWords reaching legal drinking age, which the hosts decide mostly means things are about to get less exciting.Madison opens with a story about trying a rage room for the…
S1E20 Waffle House Is the Perfect Gym Meal
Episode 20 begins with Michael attempting a solo all-you-can-eat brunch speedrun in Birmingham — shrimp and grits, steak biscuits, waffles, and enough plates to make the kitchen suspicious.From…
S1E19 From Xbox Rage to Medical Rants
Episode 19 starts with disappointment: the Halo 3 tournament the cousins were excited to watch… never happens. No teams, no stream, nothing — just a harsh reminder that the Halo community might have…
S1E18 We Took a Halo MLG Quiz
Michael revisits his legendary “Quint Stacker” order at Burger King (officially labeled “heavy meat” on the receipt), Madison defends the McDonald’s bagel as the ultimate car-friendly breakfast, and…
S1E17 Flowers Are Just Sandwiches
Episode 17 opens on Valentine’s Day — and immediately spirals.Michael checks in as a sleep-deprived dad navigating married Valentine logistics, while Madison finds himself unexpectedly back on the…
S1E16 We Tried to Hack Our Childhood
In Episode 16 of CuzWords, we crack open old consoles and even older memories.From dusty PlayStations and the original Xbox to Halo 3 modding and Xbox Live phishing scams, we revisit the chaos of…
S1E15 We Were Wrong About Winning
Episode 15 starts with Alabama ice storm hysteria — milk shortages, generator purchases, and weather apps that may or may not be sponsored by Big Milk. From there, the cousins spiral into one of the…
S1E14 Teach Enters the Chat
Episode 14 officially introduces “Teach” — the longtime friend of the boys and a 10-year elementary school veteran who’s seen it all. From textbook revenge stories and high school hijinks to real…
S1E13 We Talked for an Hour and Nothing Happened
Episode 13 is a beautifully chaotic nothing-burger, in the best possible way. The cousins kick things off with soundboard abuse (“Welcome to podcast”), superstition about the number 13, and whether…
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CuzWords has published 34 episodes since November 2025, covering topics in Comedy, Leisure.
CuzWords is currently highly active with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 1h 6m.
