Daddio Patio

JAIL 2 - I Don't Know if I'm Clean

Snowed in doing jenkem

JAIL 1 - Portendo

DP132 - Vladimir Putin's Clones

DP131 - Godzilla in Iowa

DP130 - I can do the surgery perfectly

We were snowed in, so we decided to do a remote episode. We didn't record during all of 2024, our resolution was to record one episode in 2025. So now we can relax for the rest of the year. Thank God.

DP129 - Parallelogram

The Sims

DP128 - Foreskin Bodybag

Kermit the Frog here

DP127 - Take My Breath Away

Channel 9 Locker Room

DP126 - Tiny Alien

After a few months we're back. Anyway what would you paint on your pirate ship?

DP125 - Don't Wake Danny

We closed out 2022 with Daddio Patio's Green Ranger Dan Goedeker. Sleepy hats, Sega Saturn, and Jared Fogle's fat jeans. What does it all mean?

DP124 - Gravy

Thanks a million for nothin'.

DP Bonus - P.D.F.A.

We were out in New England with no recording equipment, so we did it the old fashioned way. In the cold New Hampshire rain, we talked about Dunkin Donuts and a few other sociopathic topics. Congrats…

DP123 - Blaberus Giganteus🪳

Is intelligence a winning evolutionary trait? Obviously not, because it took them so long to add a backlight to the Game Boy Color. This week, we're joined by friend and bug expert Chippy. He also…

DP122 - ☀️ The Circle of Life 🦧

A long drive with a lot to think about, joined this week by our buddy Phil. Enjoy.

DD#89 - McDAVIS WITH CHEESE

Battle Bots & Botulism.

DADDIO DUNGEON - #87 Mummy Sandwich

We found this episode in King Tut's tomb and dusted it off for the internet.

DP121 - Fish Happen 🍣

We really went off the deep end with this one. What's it like to be eaten by a shark? Why are the hammerhead's eyes so far apart? If you give an Amish person a GameBoy Color will they ever go back to…

DADDIO DUNGEON - #81 - Stone Age Disco Weiner

Another classic dusted off from the archives for your enjoyment.

DP120 - Medieval Pizziola

Here's an episode where 4 subhumans gather in the morning sun and wish they lived in a simpler time - a time when mana, magic, spells, and dragons were everywhere. Was any of that real, or were…

DP119 - Brotherhood

This one ain't for the faint of heart. We're talkin' about boogers, wedgies, nipple twists, and all of the other cruel and unusual punshment that older brothers inflict on their younger brothers.…