Dating History

Dating History

Dating History

Episodes 9
Avg. Duration 56m
Activity Sporadic
Apple Rating 5.0 (1)
Since Aug 2025
Latest Episode Jan 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Every 2 Weeks
Format
Episodic
Hosting
anchor.fm

About This Podcast

They say men's biggest fear is being laughed at, so it's a good thing these men are dead. Dating History takes the world’s most famous (and famously dead) men—from emperors to inventors—and runs them through the ultimate modern dating test. With sharp humor and a healthy dose of gossip, the hosts weigh their charm, quirks, and dealbreakers to decide: would they be relationship material today?

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Recent Episodes

S1E9 I Never Would've Dated... LBJ

Jan 27, 2026 57m

LBJ: More of a Drake or a Kendrick? With the help of special guest Prance, Analisa and Katie address this and other questions while discussing the legacy of the man who created PBS and NPR while…

S1E8 I Never Would've Dated... Ernest Hemingway

Dec 06, 2025 1h

In this episode, Katie and Analisa, alongside their esteemed guest Caroline Timoney, break down Mr. Macho Man Ernest Hemingway, a man known for his concise, restrained prose — because only men can…

S1E7 I Never Would've Dated... Napoleon Bonaparte

Nov 09, 2025 58m

This episode is a little bit about Napoleon and a lot about scabies. Haven't heard of it since you were in AP USH or went through that obsessive historical fiction phase in 5th grade? Well you're in…

S1E6 I Never Would've Dated... Johnny Cash

Oct 24, 2025 59m

Johnny Cash was avoidant; Reese Witherspoon is perfect. Analisa and Katie talk about Johnny Cash and whether or not Joaquin Phoenix should be allowed to make any more biopics.

S1E5 I Never Would've Dated... Pablo Picasso

Oct 09, 2025 55m

If you've ever had a man's mother warn you against dating him, this episode is for you. Analisa and Katie tackle a serial cheater with a penchant for age gap relationships, and discusses how people…

S1E4 I Never Would've Dated... JFK

Sep 26, 2025 56m

There once was a time when America was led by a young, charismatic and, dare we say, undeniably hot, former senator from Boston. Some call him the 35th president, we call him a Gemini who couldn't…

S1E3 I Never Would've Dated... Albert Einstein

Sep 11, 2025 59m

In this week's episode, we start with the theory of relativity, and arrive at our own theory — that men with sisters respond faster. Analisa discusses Einstein's obvious similarities to Justin…

S1E2 I Never Would've Dated... Ben Franklin

Aug 28, 2025 51m

Ben Franklin... known to the world as an inventor, but to us as a Capricorn with unmedicated ADHD. We begin the episode discussing how he never actually married his wife then move on to Analisa's…

S1E1 I Never Would've Dated... Henry David Thoreau

Aug 14, 2025 50m

Analisa and Katie's discuss the life and loves of the one and only Henry David Thoreau, leading them into a discussion about van life guys, death anxiety and male hair loss.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Dating History have?

Dating History has published 9 episodes since August 2025, covering topics in Comedy.

Is Dating History still active?

Dating History is currently sporadic with new episodes every 2 weeks. Average episode length is 56m.

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