Deep Sy with Sy Hoekstra
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Bonus Episode: Blind Sports Fandom
Subscribe to my new podcast! First episodes drop next week. https://soccerexplainedpod.com/In today’s bonus episode, which is free for everyone:- Tiny blurry baseball guys- Little Billy, the only…
Playing Video Games While Blind?
In today’s episode:- You’re a spy!- Attack of the chainsaw clown zombies- Alabama goes British- Tech bro midwivesBecome a paid subscriber at deepsy.net/subscribe, to get episodes plus the written…
Tips for Ending Unwelcome Conversations Using Your Prosthetic Eyes
Content warning for those who become easily queasy.In today’s episode:- A short humor piece, plus accessibility and snow- Reverse Mark Twaining- Snow makes coffee bad- Eyeball blasters…
Mental Maps and My Instinctive, Subconscious Navigational Computer
In today’s episode:- Ride the Brainevator- Fear the pants rats- Total elementary school recall- You and I become fugitives from the lawBecome a paid subscriber at deepsy.net/subscribe, to get…
Realistic Blindness Simulation Exercises for Effective Corporate Team Building
In today’s episode:- AN off-site nightmare- Minor chemical terrorism- A redemption arc- Don’t forget the swagBecome a paid subscriber at deepsy.net/subscribe, to get episodes plus the written stories…
Toothpicks, Poison Spinach, and a Lewd Monkey
In today’s episode, how to find what you need at a store while blind. Plus:- Candy scattered to the wind- Pantomime turtles- Exotic meats- A CVS employee who is probably a good hang but not a good…
How the Grinch Failed to Steal Christmas from the Blind Whos
It’s a special Christmas episode, and a change of pace. Today’s story is fiction, and it rhymes. It’s also possibly intellectual property infringement.Become a paid subscriber at…
Speaking to Blind People Like We're Normal 101
In today’s episode:- I viciously mock the fashion choices of a person who doesn’t technically exist- Sarcastic high-fiving- The surprising number of ears blind people have- Me pretending to be…
Bonus Episode: Glass Eye Witness News
The first episode of my NPR-style disability parody news podcast (hopefully the first of many because boy did I have fun making this).Special thanks to the Squeaky Wheel for rejecting my pitches for…
How My Toddler Understands Blindness, Feat. My Toddler
In today’s episode:- My toddler’s voice acting debut- I might be a powerful wizard- I comb the streets of New York City in search of precious gold- I am emotionally comforted by an infantBecome a…
Unsolicited Sighted Helpers: The Six Most Common Types and How to Deal with Them
In today’s episode:- I raise awareness about the perspective of disabled people through sarcasm- I maybe threaten a stranger with mace, but I can’t be sure- Four separate people yell at me in public-…
How to Tell if Someone Is Flirting when You’re Blind
In today’s story:- I take no one’s hints- I catch no one’s drift- I get no one’s message- I do not read between any lines- I pick up nothing anyone is putting down- I never get the picture- I connect…
My Slow, Stubborn, Reluctant Transition to Using a White Cane
In today’s episode:- Theater kids annoy everyone- A teacher encourages me to attack other children- I try to placate denizens of the netherworld- I traumatize Gen Z readers by describing people…
“Racing” to Catch a Plane while Blind
In today’s story:- I say nothing related to DEI that anyone in the government needs to prosecute ME FOR; don’t worry about it- Canadian bureaucracy makes EVERYTHING easier- Security agents…
How to Escape from Faith Healers while Blind
In today’s episode:- Dr. God- Learn the magic words that never fail to summon miracle-working religious devotees to your side- A stranger whispers tenderly into my ear in a subway station- The…
How to Benefit from Sighted People’s Ignorance
In today’s episode:- I weigh in on the controversy surrounding International Podcasting Day- You question my moral integrity- I give a theatrical performance in the lobby of a courthouse for $35- You…
The Bewildering World of Disability Airport Escorts
In today’s story:- I do a choreographed dance in an airport- I openly lie to airline employees- Robots patiently wait for the right moment to revolt- I am complimented on how well I use a…
Why You Must ALWAYS Carry a Spare White Cane
In today’s story:- I chastise you for being juvenile- I harness extensive neurological research and sophisticated psychoanalysis to explain the behavior of sighted people- A stranger yells at my wife…
A Blind Husband and Sighted Wife at a ‘Dine in the Dark’ Restaurant
In today’s story:- Blind people monetize ignorance- I imitate French-Canadians speaking English with a sensitive, regionally appropriate accent and offend no one- You fall into your bathtub- My wife…
Six Tips for Blind Moshing
In today’s story:- Thieves come for my potentially magical glasses- I single-handedly defeat several men in close-quarter combat and become a hero- I set my friend’s shirt on fire.- I am attacked by…
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Deep Sy with Sy Hoekstra has published 22 episodes since August 2025, covering topics in Comedy, Society & Culture.
Deep Sy with Sy Hoekstra is currently active with new episodes every 2 weeks. Average episode length is 12m.
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