Definitely Delusional

Definitely Delusional

Dean Lin, Emily Simmons

English Comedy Explicit
Episodes 25
Avg. Duration 50m
Activity Dormant
Since Feb 2025
Latest Episode Jul 2025

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Weekly
Format
Episodic
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anchor.fm

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About This Podcast

Welcome to the Definitely Delusional Podcast. Dean Lin and Emily Simmons cut through the BS with their humorous commentary on everything trending, and most chaotically, themselves. Tune in weekly for hot takes from your favorite hot messes who love to keep you gagged and giggling. From hookups to disaster dates, cultural moments to hot gossip, nothing is off limits– the only thing off may be them.

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Recent Episodes

Why is everyone in Europe and not us?

Jul 31, 2025 39m

Girly Pops, is everyone traveling abroad this summer or is it just our friends?! We are having MAJOR FOMO right now and are salivating at the thought of a trip overseas to check out the local…

Am Ai the Drama?

Jul 24, 2025 31m

Girly Pops… technology has been progressing at the speed of light and we’re barely out here hanging on! With AI on the rise and people going into full blown auto pilot mode, we’re asking ourselves…

We're Made For TV and Delusional

Jul 17, 2025 40m

Dean is back in LA but we fear he may return to NY one of these days! After a few weeks back home, he has found his stride (maybe) in the dating world and is on a roll. Things for Emily on the other…

Why are JULYING to US

Jul 10, 2025 50m

Girly Pop, It's officially July, and everyday we are fighting the urge to not breakdown and cry. It may be America’s Birthday, but we're not out here celebrating! The lack of fireworks both…

Summer of OUTSIDE

Jun 26, 2025 50m

Girly Pops, summer is heating up and so is the state of the world! 2025 has been a wild ride thus far, and we did not have ANY of this on our Bingo Cards…  We are shook to the core and holding on for…

(Men)aces to society

Jun 19, 2025 44m

Summer has finally arrived and we are out here sweating over these situationships. If only we can have a summer fling as hot as this weather has been…  If all else fails, at least we will be OUTSIDE…

Love, Lust, and Labubu's

Jun 12, 2025 51m

The tension is in the air in LA and we are feeling very down bad in these streets. Between the civil unrest and these men making us restless, we are in our feelings big time. Why is it that men seem…

PRIDE MONTH is taking us for a RIDE

Jun 05, 2025 47m

Happy Pride Month Girly Pop! Pride is here and WHEW it's been a time! Dean has been out and about and Emily has been throwing it down on every dance floor in town. Despite this crazy time, we…

You can't spell disappointment without “men”

May 29, 2025 49m

Buckle up this week Girly Pops because we’re answering some of your burning questions from Instagram! Emily has self proclaimed “beaver fever” for Buc-ees and Dean is out here setting up dates. Plus…

Domestic violence does not define you & you are NOT alone

May 22, 2025 1h 13m

TW: this podcast contains content regarding DV and SA. The news lately has us down bad and we are overwhelmed at the state of the world right now. It seems like everywhere you turn, there’s a current…

Scheming for a Surrogate

May 15, 2025 46m

Everything is a recession indicator at this point... This economy is rough so we have to be creative in these streets. Dean comes up with a brilliant plan to make Emily a surrogate… The payout may be…

Delusional about being treated like Uber Eats, tasers, and free botox

May 08, 2025 50m

It’s lucky number 13 on our podcast but guess who wasn’t feeling lucky this week?! Emily was down with the post festival blues, but Dean came to the rescue and saved the day. If there's anything…

Coachella Recap

May 01, 2025 51m

Dean and Emily took the desert by storm during Coachella and no one was safe from their chaos! Dean is barely surviving from Coachella weekend 2 and Emily is going on weekend 3… STAGECOACH?! They…

Amy Winehouse would have loved us

Apr 17, 2025 50m

They tried to make Emily go to rehab and she said…. Don’t twist my arm! From bender burn outs, to crashing out from men, we’re heavily considering checking into some much needed detox. This week we…

United Seniles of America and the State of Our Healthcare | Part 2

Apr 10, 2025 55m

STI’s oh my! Girly pop WELCOME to part 2. This week Emily takes us back to s*x ed where she spills the tea on all things below the belt and reminds us why it’s important to get tested! Dean is GAGGED…

United Seniles of America and the State of Our Healthcare | Part 1

Apr 03, 2025 52m

Class is in session girly pop! This week, Emily has her teaching glasses on to school us all on the current state of the Union. Luckily she’s done her homework, so you don't have to, and she is more…

Dilemmas and DL Men

Mar 27, 2025 51m

Girly Pop, we’ve scoured Reddit to find piping hot tea and trust us… these streets are not ok! With all this chaos we’re asking ourselves, does anyone have shame anymore?!  Dean fears he may be…

March Madness Sadness

Mar 20, 2025 50m

March Madness Sadness is here and we feel INSANE. So much so, we’ve created a Hunger Games inspired “Survival of the Fittest” bracket. Dean is shaking and about to call on his ancestors to guide him…

We Felt the Rush… and it Wasn’t Poppers!

Mar 13, 2025 48m

Nostalgia is in the air this week, and no, it's not Jungle Juice you're smelling! Dean and Emily reminisce on their college days and debate whether or not they are still young, dumb, and broke…

The Bad Pancake Theory and Attached to Chaos

Mar 06, 2025 49m

Get your aprons out, because this week we’re in the kitchen cooking. “The Bad Pancake Theory” has us asking: Are we burning men or are they burning us!? Plus we’re manifesting Bachelor party benders,…

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Definitely Delusional has published 25 episodes since February 2025, covering topics in Comedy.

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