Definitely Not!

Definitely Not!

Definitely Not!

English Comedy Explicit
Episodes 25
Avg. Duration 1h 24m
Activity Moderate
Apple Rating 5.0 (1)
Since Apr 2025
Latest Episode Mar 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Consistency
38%
Hosting
anchor.fm

About This Podcast

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread. Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat. Lawyers hate us. Our loved ones are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles. But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.

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Recent Episodes

25. Clip That, Chat

Mar 02, 2026 1h 37m

Producer Brittany lets G have it for showing up to his own show 45 minutes late.

24. WE STAND WITH JEFF SCOTT

Feb 23, 2026 1h 19m

Justice for Jeff!

23. SET COLLAPSE 2026

Jan 26, 2026 1h 11m

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discussBrittany's crochet penis, but naturally it spirals into:- old ladies & celebrities- 28…

22. Meet Me At Departures

Dec 24, 2025 1h 17m

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss high profile men who cheat on their partners but naturally it spirals into absolute mania with…

21. Kidnapping Kids at Portillo's

Dec 15, 2025 1h 29m

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss the Netflix/Warner Bros merger, but naturally it spirals into:dicks for rentliving in…

20. It Was ONE BUMP!!!

Dec 08, 2025 1h 40m

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken…

19. HE NEVER DOES THIS!!!

Nov 24, 2025 1h 33m

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss life kickin' everyone in the balls, but naturally it spirals into:- the concept of marriage-…

18. WoOoOoOoOoO SIX SEVEN

Oct 28, 2025 1h 23m

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken…

17. Clam Jammin' & Twat Swattin'

Oct 20, 2025 1h 37m

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken…

16. Trowin' da Ball

Oct 20, 2025 1h 1m

Whoops, forgot to upload this a week ago.

15. Shoutout to Jalen Hurts for Ruining Parlays

Oct 06, 2025 1h 34m

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss NFL predictions, but naturally it spirals into:- Tush pushes- Jeepers Creepers- The Bad Bunny…

14. FRAUD ALERT!!

Sep 21, 2025 1h 26m

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Anthony Rizzo’s retirement, but naturally it spirals into:NFL Week 1Male cheerleadersNFL Week…

13. Flickin' da Bean

Sep 07, 2025 1h 37m

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss smutty books but naturally it spirals into:- Joe from "You"- bailing out to stalk someone-…

12. We're in Red Heaven

Aug 31, 2025 1h 29m

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss women who dip, but naturally it spirals into:- everyone becoming a cop- hanging out at the…

11. You’re Not Invited to My Funeral

Aug 22, 2025 1h 15m

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Gonzo’s brush with mortality, but naturally it spirals into:- Chad’s on the local fire…

10. If You Don’t Use It, You Lose It

Jul 18, 2025 1h 20m

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss taking kids to the doctor, but naturally it spirals into:- Gonzo's arthritic butthole- Taking…

9. Huzzah!! Movies are BACK!

Jul 11, 2025 1h 34m

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss 28 Years Later, but naturally it spirals into:- The miracle of the placenta- pro-life…

8. Mediocre White Men... RISE UP

Jul 10, 2025 1h 2m

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss bullying gym bros, but naturally it spirals into:reversing a vasectomyOklahoma threesTravis…

7. God is a Woman?

Jun 27, 2025 1h 35m

Tinder, God is a Woman, and more #notapoliticalpodcast Follow the show on Spotify or Apple Podcasts so you never miss an episode. Don’t forget to leave us a comment to join the…

6. Raise Hell, Praise Dale

Jun 20, 2025 1h 27m

In which Bory and Gonzo talk Dale Earnhardt, the Wisconsin cheeseburger and more. Don't forget to subscribe or follow the show on Spotify/Apple Podcasts!#comedypodcast #podcast #comedy…

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Definitely Not! have?

Definitely Not! has published 25 episodes since April 2025, covering topics in Comedy.

Is Definitely Not! still active?

Definitely Not! is currently moderate with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 1h 24m.

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