DisasterPiece Theater

Episode 20 - Hypnotic

Ben Affleck stars in this thriller about psychics trying to trick other psychics with their psychic powers.  Except for some reason the movie thinks psychics are lame, so they're called Hypnotics. …

Episode 19 - The Lighthouse

WARNING: This movie is remarkably gross, and as such this episode will also be a gross one.  If you don't want to hear me discussing the bodily emissions of Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson, maybe…

Episode 18 - Empire Queen: The Golden age of Magic

I don't really know how to introduce this movie, because anything I could type reads like the rantings of a lunatic....fitting, given that this movie will change the epic fantasy landscape forever. …

Episode 17 - Sky Sharks

I didn't think I could be more terrified to fly than I am today...and then I saw Sky Sharks.  This movie has it all: flying robot sharks, nazi zombies, and a multigenerational story of one family's…

Episode 16 - Color Out of Space

This week we go back to the filmography of my favorite actor of all time, Nicolas Cage.  This time he's got a bit of an excuse for his usual insanity, in that his character is descending into madness…

Episode 15 - Dark Match

A WRESTLING MOVIE WITH ACTUAL WRESTLING!!!  I don't have the words to articulate how excited I am to share this with you.  This delightful Canadian horror movie has it all: a hillbilly cult, sweet…

Episode 14 - Meet the Feebles

From the director of the Lord of the Rings comes an insane trip to the late 80s for what looks like a spoof of the Muppet Show, except with a lot more drugs and nudity...same number of puppets…

Episode 13 - Hundreds of Beavers

This week we stumble into a slapstick slaughterhouse with Hundreds of Beavers.  If you love furries, physical comedy, or if you're just a big fan of repetition, then this is the movie for you!

Episode 12 - Aquaslash

This week we've got a movie that answers the question, "Can a movie have an identity crisis?"  Buckle up, because we're about to find out when we break down Aquaslash.

Bonus 1 - The Velocipastor

SURPRISE!!  This week was so stuffed with wacky cinema that it couldn't be contained in a single episode!  This is a first in the theater where we have a special guest, Film Cam!  He's the only man…

Episode 7 - The Silence --REUPLOAD

Continuing our trend of silent protagonists, this week we're having fun with "Definitely Not A Quiet Place". UPDATE - Initial upload was a pre-edit audio file.  If you listened to that,…

Episode 11 - A Wrestling Christmas Miracle

Prepare yourself for a movie with the gall to put the word "Wrestling" in the title, and before the opening credits end have the main character declare that he's done wrestling...This movie broke my…

Episode 10 - Escape: Puzzle of Fear

If you ever thought that the ideal setting for a revenge thriller would be an escape room, or if you just want to mourn the loss of the collection of insane silliness that was Freevee, this is the…

Episode 9 - Forgiven

If you've ever wondered what it would look like if a hostage movie was just super chill, then this is the movie for you...oh, also it's a Christian movie, so please prepare your rage / eyerolls…

Episode 8 - My Best Friend's Exorcism

We've got an Amazon Original...based on a book...about the power of friendship in the face of demonic possession.  I haven't read the book, but I'm willing to bet it's better than the movie...

Episode 6 - Willy's Wonderland

Nic Cage vs Possessed Animatronics...another classic from the greatest actor of our time    Note: You guys might know that the Five Nights At Freddy’s movie actually came out despite what I say in…

Episode 5 - The OA Part 1

Episode 4 - Jiu Jitsu

This is the greatest movie ever made and I will not hear otherwise

Episode 3 - See (Episode 1)

This sci-fi series starring Jason Momoa imagines a far future world where all are blind until the first children are born with the ability to See.  What could possibly go wrong?

Episode 2 - Two (Dos)

Two (Dos) is a thriller that winds up being more goofy than tense.  Which makes it perfect for this show