Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Episodes 949
Avg. Duration 44m
Activity Sporadic
Apple Rating 5.0 (2)
Since Oct 2020
Latest Episode May 2026

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Every Few Days
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27%
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About This Podcast

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

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Recent Episodes

HORNETS PULL THE UNDER 21'S AND THE IMPLICATIONS EPPP

May 27, 2026 34m

Pete takes Justin through his thoughts on the club removing the Under 21 side from the academy, the inevitable implications for our academy status and also explains some of the background around the…

PLAYER REVIEW AND KEEP BIN 25/26 - PART THREE

May 18, 2026 51m

Justin and Pete are once again joined by Neal and Greg to go through the final player reviews with your marks out of ten, comments and whether they should stay or go. Finally 25/26 (from a DNSYE…

PLAYER REVIEW AND KEEP BIN 25/26 - PART TWO

May 12, 2026 45m

Justin and Pete are joined once again not only by Greg but also Neal Silverstein as we poor over players progress or lack of it from Squad number 10 through 20! No vol-au-vents were harmed in the…

PLAYER REVIEW AND KEEP BIN 25/26 - PART ONE

May 11, 2026 45m

Yes that's right - even us nailing down the lid of the coffin of this season is being drawn out!!! For part one we are joined by Wendover Horn to go through your scores and our thoughts. COYH!! This…

ED STILL DEPARTS - FAN REACTION

May 03, 2026 1h 31m

The worst kept secret in football was finally confirmed as a short and slightly terse announcement confirmed that Ed was parting ways with the Hornets. Here is the initial reaction in the minutes…

WFC 0-4 COVENTRY CITY | POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO

May 03, 2026 54m

Part two of the fan chat from the worst end of season run in that most can remember. Scott Duxbury's comments once again receive attention but frankly most fans simply now want a break from a…

WFC 0-4 COVENTRY CITY | POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE

May 02, 2026 51m

Well the champions were in town and very superior they looked after a reasonably entertaining half time in the second period Watford were truly wretched once gain. However it is Scott Duxbury's words…

WATFORD v COVENTRY CITY | THE OPPOSITION VIEW

Apr 30, 2026 26m

Pete and Justin chat with Cameron from All Things Sky Blue about Coventry's season and how their ownership has made the right big decisions to reclaim a spot in the top flight. The prediction league…

WATFORD FC WOMEN 2-4 AFC BOURNEMOUTH

Apr 26, 2026 22m

This didn't quite go according to the script as the visitors came to Vicarage Road with a point to prove and a game plan and despite staging what looked like being a comeback the Cherries left…

MFC 5-1 WFC | POST MATCH PHONE IN

Apr 25, 2026 1h 10m

Watford had a nightmare and then X/Twitter had a nightmare - here is a slightly better version than those who listened live got!! Thanks for bearing with us everyone. A really bad day at the office…

MIDDLESBRO V WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW

Apr 22, 2026 41m

Pete is joined by Dana from both "The Boro Breakdown" and also our own "Project 46" to discuss Boro, Rob Edwards and a season where automatic promotion has slipped from their grasp. Justin and Pete…

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO | WBA 3-0 WFC

Apr 22, 2026 1h 5m

Hear the rest of the calls and comments following a humbling match at the Hawthorns that should have the hierarchy and owners analysing their own performance as well as the Head coach and…

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE | WBA 3-0 WFC

Apr 21, 2026 48m

Yet another defeat, yet another incoherent, disjointed performance, another fail to register on the score sheet and another step closer to this group of players being able to be anywhere else than…

POST MATCH PHONE IN | WFC 0-2 SUFC

Apr 19, 2026 1h 9m

Hear the reaction to a ghastly performance against the Blades where the visitors barely had to get out of first gear to gain the points at the Vic COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by…

WEST BROM V WATFORD | OPPOSITION VIEW

Apr 18, 2026 28m

Pete and Justin chat with Kev of "Where's Kev" fame about the Baggies downward slide of a season and if James Morrison is the right man for the job after two managers who weren't seemingly up to the…

WATFORD V SHEFFIELD UNITED | THE OPPOSITION VIEW

Apr 14, 2026 31m

Justin and Pete chat with Chad (not Brad) about the Blades season and why he is not in the "Chris Wilder cult". We discover more than we expected about Georgia Bulldogs and tailgate parties in the US…

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO | OUFC 2-0 WFC

Apr 12, 2026 1h

The remaining calls as we pick over the ashes of the game at the "Kassam". COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris…

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE | OUFC 2-0 WFC

Apr 11, 2026 1h 5m

Frankly a shameful performance against a side that sits in the relegation zone. Everyone knows their threat comes from set pieces and to add insult to injury they played us off the park and by the…

The other side of the story....

Apr 09, 2026 32m

Carl responds to recent news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

OXFORD UNITED V WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW

Apr 08, 2026 37m

Justin and Pete chat with Fraser from "The Fence End" podcast about Oxford United's season and recent run which might see them escape , the red card and dropped points at Pompey, Pete struggles with…

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