Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing

Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing

Kellianne

Episodes 61
Avg. Duration 29m
Activity Highly Active
Since Jun 2025
Latest Episode Apr 2026

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Weekly
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Episodic
Consistency
41%
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About This Podcast

A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.Is it true? Who knows.Don’t quote me…It’s probably nothing.

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Recent Episodes

Hiiiii

Apr 28, 2026 1m

Hey!  I'm just checking in to let you guys know that I'm taking a little time off but I will be back! <3 <3 Kelli

The Disappearance of Melissa-Ortiz Rodriguez

Apr 15, 2026 1h 15m

Send us Fan MailIn 2013, Melissa dropped her girls off at school and hasn't been seen or heard from since. In this episode, I break down the timeline of Melissa’s disappearance, the last known…

The Sound of Silence: What Happened to Chris, Chester, and the NXIVM Cult

Apr 10, 2026 40m

Send us Fan MailA look into the lives of Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington, the "Silent Children" theories that linked their deaths to Anthony Bourdain and Avicii, and the true story of the NXIVM…

TCT Update

Apr 07, 2026 0m

Send us Fan MailHeyya!   Tuesdays True Crime Tuesday will be on Friday as it's true crime and a conspiracy deep dive! I cant wait for you all to hear it! <3

God, Science & Spiritual Warfare: Is God Real?

Apr 03, 2026 39m

Send us Fan MailIs God real, or are we just a cosmic accident? In this episode, we dive deep into the invisible reality of spiritual warfare, how the enemy uses doubt and deception to keep you from…

JFK: A Thousand Days and The Sixty-Year Shadow

Mar 31, 2026 31m

Send us Fan MailIn this deep-dive episode, we pull back the curtain on the most analyzed presidency in American history. We begin in the freezing waters of the Pacific, where a young John F. Kennedy…

Afroman vs. The Police: The Lemon Pound Cake Trial

Mar 27, 2026 30m

Send us Fan MailI’m This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re talking about one of the wildest courtroom stories in recent memory. After police raided Afroman’s house in Ohio over kidnapping and drug…

See You Friday!!

Mar 24, 2026 1m

Send us Fan MailJust a quick little update. True Crime Tuesday will air on Friday and Fridays deep dive will be on Sunday <3

What even is this episode?

Mar 20, 2026 19m

Send us Fan MailThis week on Don't Quote Me, It's Probably Nothing, we’re heading to a small place in Kelli's brain ... to talk about a bunch of nothing!⚡ Sponsored by Dubby EnergyFuel your chaos the…

True Crime Tuesday: The Circleville Letter Writer

Mar 17, 2026 35m

Send a textThis week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re heading to a small town in Ohio where something as simple as a letter turned into years of fear, accusations, and unanswered questions.Starting in…

The Alaska Triangle: Americas Most Mysterious Missing Zone

Mar 13, 2026 38m

Send a textWhat if one of the most mysterious places on Earth wasn’t somewhere across the ocean… but right here in the United States?In this deep dive episode, we’re heading north to one of the…

True Crime Tuesday: Wheel of Chaos

Mar 10, 2026 24m

Send a textThis week on Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re letting chaos take the wheel.Literally.For this episode of True Crime Tuesday, we spin a wheel filled with places where listeners…

Before the Flood: Giants, Fallen Angels & the Lost World

Mar 06, 2026 37m

Send a text What if the world before the flood looked nothing like the one we know today?In this deep dive episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we explore the ancient text known as the…

NOT a True Crime Tuesday 2.0

Feb 17, 2026 25m

This week on Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re putting modern dating on trial.From flying dentures in pasta to surprise family interrogations and accidental cat chaos, we’re diving into…

Symbols, Secrecy & The Elite

Feb 16, 2026 24m

Why do powerful people love ceremony?In this Friday the 13th episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we step into the world of elite symbolism, rumored Hollywood witchcraft, secret…

True Crime Tuesday ... On A Thursday ... Again

Feb 12, 2026 27m

This week on Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing, we're taking a trip around the globe to explore some true crime and some of the weirdest, most confusing, and downright dumb laws still floating…

Scientology: Power, Secrecy, & Control

Feb 07, 2026 35m

What starts as self-help… doesn’t always stay that way.In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we take a deep dive into Scientology. From L. Ron Hubbard’s early ideas and the rise…

True Crime Tuesday: There's No Way

Feb 03, 2026 22m

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we're leaning into the headlines that made us all stop, blink, and say, "There's no way."If you love shaking your head at humanity, laughing through disbelief, and…

True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes Edition

Jan 27, 2026 20m

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving straight into the criminal hall of shame, funny dumb crimes that practically solved themselves.🎵 Song of the Week: “Now That We Both Know” by KamenarIf…

MH370: The Flight That Never Landed

Jan 16, 2026 39m

On this Friday deep dive of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we take a closer look at one of the most haunting aviation mysteries of the modern era,  Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.In 2014, a…

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