Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing

Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing

Kellianne

Episodes 49
Avg. Duration 29m
Activity Highly Active
Since Jun 2025
Latest Episode Mar 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Weekly
Format
Episodic
Consistency
37%
Hosting
feeds.buzzsprout.com

About This Podcast

A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.Is it true? Who knows.Don’t quote me…It’s probably nothing.

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Recent Episodes

Before the Flood: Giants, Fallen Angels & the Lost World

Mar 06, 2026 37m

Send a text What if the world before the flood looked nothing like the one we know today?In this deep dive episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we explore the ancient text known as the…

NOT a True Crime Tuesday 2.0

Feb 17, 2026 25m

This week on Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re putting modern dating on trial.From flying dentures in pasta to surprise family interrogations and accidental cat chaos, we’re diving into…

Symbols, Secrecy & The Elite

Feb 16, 2026 24m

Why do powerful people love ceremony?In this Friday the 13th episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we step into the world of elite symbolism, rumored Hollywood witchcraft, secret…

True Crime Tuesday ... On A Thursday ... Again

Feb 12, 2026 27m

This week on Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing, we're taking a trip around the globe to explore some true crime and some of the weirdest, most confusing, and downright dumb laws still floating…

Scientology: Power, Secrecy, & Control

Feb 07, 2026 35m

What starts as self-help… doesn’t always stay that way.In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we take a deep dive into Scientology. From L. Ron Hubbard’s early ideas and the rise…

True Crime Tuesday: There's No Way

Feb 03, 2026 22m

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we're leaning into the headlines that made us all stop, blink, and say, "There's no way."If you love shaking your head at humanity, laughing through disbelief, and…

True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes Edition

Jan 27, 2026 20m

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving straight into the criminal hall of shame, funny dumb crimes that practically solved themselves.🎵 Song of the Week: “Now That We Both Know” by KamenarIf…

MH370: The Flight That Never Landed

Jan 16, 2026 39m

On this Friday deep dive of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we take a closer look at one of the most haunting aviation mysteries of the modern era,  Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.In 2014, a…

True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes & Bad Decisions

Jan 13, 2026 19m

Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, the podcast where true crime meets absolutely zero common sense.On this True Crime Tuesday, we’re ditching the heavy cases and diving headfirst…

When Power Becomes Invisible

Jan 11, 2026 28m

Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, the podcast where curiosity gets a little too loud and patterns start looking suspicious.In this Friday deep dive, I pull on a thread that…

Dumb Crimes: Disguises That Were ... A Choice

Jan 06, 2026 25m

Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, the podcast where true crime meets poor decision-making.This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving into dumb crimes, specifically the elite…

Cattle Mutilations: A Mystery Older Than America

Jan 04, 2026 50m

Cattle have been found dead with precise surgical wounds, missing organs, and no blood at the scene, and this isn’t some modern UFO panic. Reports of cattle mutilations stretch back hundreds of…

Antarctica, Aliens & Classified Chaos

Dec 30, 2025 45m

Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing.The podcast where curiosity meets chaos and nothing is ever officially confirmed 👀In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into:🧊 Antarctica and…

NOT A True Crime Tuesday

Dec 23, 2025 28m

Have you ever looked around and realized everyone is panicking… but no one can explain why?In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re talking about mass hysteria and collective…

Area 51: WTF is it??

Dec 21, 2025 37m

What really goes on behind the gates of Area 51… and why does the government still get weird when we ask?In this Friday (on a Saturday) deep dive, we’re heading straight into the Nevada desert to…

True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes Edition

Dec 16, 2025 17m

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re heading back to dumb crimes.From criminals calling the police on themselves…to arguing with law enforcement in Facebook comments…to Googling “how to get away…

Blink and You'll Miss It: Reptilians, Glitches & Totally Normal Things

Dec 12, 2025 33m

Are reptilian shape-shifters secretly running the world… or did the internet just get a little too comfortable with slow-motion video and 4K cameras?In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably…

True Crime Tuesday on a Thursday?? Diddy: Power, Patterns & The Reckoning

Dec 11, 2025 32m

This week’s True Crime Tuesday on a Thursday isn’t just an episode, it’s a full investigation into one of the most powerful and controversial figures in music history: Sean “Diddy” Combs.From his…

Strange Unsolved Cases That Make Zero Sense

Dec 02, 2025 34m

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving headfirst into the strange, the unexplained, and the downright brain-melting. From five men who took a mysterious detour into the mountains, to two…

A Little Chaotic: The Hum & Missing 411

Nov 30, 2025 33m

This week on Don't Quote Me It's Probably Nothing, I'm diving into the the theories about the Hum and Missing 411. Did I talk about everything I wanted too?? Probably not. Should you listen anyway??…

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Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing has published 49 episodes since June 2025, covering topics in Comedy, Fiction.

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Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing is currently highly active with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 29m.

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