Don't Shxxt The Messenger

Don't Shxxt The Messenger

Alex R.

English Comedy Explicit
Episodes 7
Avg. Duration 3m
Activity Declining
Since Feb 2026
Latest Episode Mar 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Daily
Format
Episodic
Consistency
20%
Hosting
anchor.fm

About This Podcast

What is the deal with people who think 7:50 a.m. is the time for a weekend recap? Don't Shxxt The Messenger is a 5-10 minute blast of pure, logic-driven rage. We’re exploring the absurdity of everyday life, the "Golden Retriever" energy of coworkers who clearly hate their families, and the social trespassing that happens when the sun isn't even fully up yet. I’m taking the hits so you don't have to. Subscribe, listen, and let’s vent together.

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Recent Episodes

S1E7 The Community Lunch.

Mar 22, 2026 3m

The Community Lunch & The "Mandatory Fun" BuffetIs it a perk or a hostage situation? This week on Don’t Shxxt The Messenger, we’re roasting the Community Lunch. We’re calling out the absolute lie…

S1E6 The Sunday Night Funeral.

Mar 22, 2026 3m

Sunday at 6:00 PM: The weekly funeral for your soul. ☁️⏳This week, we’re deconstructing the Sunday Scaries. Why do we spend the last twelve hours of our "freedom" paralyzed by the dread of Monday…

S1E5 The "Employee Appreciation" Delusion.

Mar 08, 2026 4m

Is it a career or a birthday party for an eight-year-old? This week on Don’t Shxxt The Messenger, we’re deconstructing the absolute scam that is "Employee Appreciation Week." We’re calling out the…

S1E4 The Office Snitch.

Mar 08, 2026 3m

Is it a workplace or a high school hallway? This week on Don’t Shxxt The Messenger, we’re deconstructing the Office Snitch. We’re calling out the "Teacher’s Pets" and self-appointed hall monitors who…

The Leadership Dog and Pony Show.

Mar 01, 2026 3m

Is it an office or a royal court? This week, we’re deconstructing the Corporate Coronation. We’re calling out the coworkers who go from “this job sucks” on Friday to “how’s the yacht, sir?” on Monday…

S1E2 The All-Week Casual Friday.

Feb 28, 2026 3m

Is it a board meeting or a track meet? This week, we’re calling out the “Business-At-The-Neck, Gym-Teacher-At-The-Waist” crowd who think a tucked-in polo makes sweatpants "professional." We’re also…

S1E1 The Morning Yappers.

Feb 27, 2026 6m

Are you an early bird or just an early burden? In the series premiere of Don’t Shxxt The Messenger, we’re deconstructing the “Office Golden Retrievers” who think 7:50 AM is the prime time to unleash…

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Don't Shxxt The Messenger have?

Don't Shxxt The Messenger has published 7 episodes since February 2026, covering topics in Comedy.

Is Don't Shxxt The Messenger still active?

Don't Shxxt The Messenger is currently declining with new episodes daily. Average episode length is 3m.

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