Dumb Crimes Europe

Dumb Crimes Europe

Kitt Barlow

Episodes 19
Avg. Duration 7m
Activity Highly Active
Since Apr 2026
Latest Episode May 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Hourly
Format
Episodic
Consistency
14%
Hosting
feeds.transistor.fm

About This Podcast

They planned the perfect crime. They failed spectacularly. Dumb Crimes Europe tells the funniest, most absurd true crime stories from across the continent , from the burglar who forgot to log out of Facebook on the victim's computer, to the five tonnes of Nutella that vanished from a German town called Bad Field. No murders. No violence. Just the purest stupidity European criminals have to offer, delivered with the deadpan seriousness it deserves. New episodes every Monday.

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The Instagram Fugitive

May 05, 2026 8m

A Dutch fugitive convicted in absentia in 2010 spent nine years on the run — through Spain, Portugal and Greece, on four fake identities, paying in cash, leaving no digital trail. By 2019 he had…

The Unlucky Bike Thief

May 05, 2026 7m

Copenhagen, 2016. In a city with five times more bicycles than people, a man levers open a low-grade wheel lock on a black Christiania cargo bike — a recognisable, expensive three-wheeled bike, the…

The Snoring Burglar

May 05, 2026 7m

Cologne, 2014. A burglar forces a kitchen window of an empty apartment, takes a laptop, takes some cash, finishes the job in under an hour. Then he sits down on the homeowner's bed for what he tells…

The Courthouse Robber

May 05, 2026 7m

Naples, 2016. A man cases a small commercial-looking building across the street from where he is sitting. He sees a counter, clerks behind it, modest cash transactions, people walking in and out with…

The Drug Delivery Pigeons

May 05, 2026 8m

Bucharest, 2015. A medium-security Romanian prison runs, as part of a sanctioned rehabilitation programme, a small pigeon-keeping loft in one of its exercise yards. The inmates raise the pigeons from…

The Undercover Police Bar

May 02, 2026 8m Transcript

Arnhem, Netherlands, 2019. Two drug dealers get a tip from a colleague: there's a new bar in town where the manager is specifically interested in cocaine. Cash buyer, no questions asked. They drive…

The Cleaning Burglar

May 02, 2026 8m

North Rhine-Westphalia, 2012. A couple in their fifties leave for a two-week walking holiday in Italy. On day two, a man forces a kitchen window. Climbs in. Has a shower. Changes into the husband's…

The Kebab Dna

May 02, 2026 7m

Leicester, England, 2012. A man burgles a terraced house. Forces a back door. Lifts a laptop, a games console, some cash. He's been inside about twenty minutes. He's hungry. He opens the fridge. On…

The Snitch Parrot

May 01, 2026 7m

Calabria, 2010. A small house in a small town. A married couple. An African Grey parrot. A regular visitor named Roberto, who comes round to play cards and stay late. Over many months, the parrot —…

The Locked In Gym Robber

May 01, 2026 7m

Stockholm, 2010. A former gym member identifies the perfect window: Saturday night to Monday morning. Thirty-six hours of free run at the safe in the manager's office. He climbs onto the roof.…

The Spider Man Burglar

May 01, 2026 7m

Turin, 2017. A man identifies a third-floor apartment as a burglary target. The owners are away. The doors are locked. So he stands in the street and looks up. He grabs the wrought iron of a…

The Payslip Hold-Up

Apr 29, 2026 8m

Berlin, 2009. A man decides to rob a small branch bank in the Tiergarten district. The plan is light. He has not brought a weapon. He has not brought a disguise. He has not brought a getaway driver.…

The Ebay Burglar

Apr 29, 2026 7m

Vienna, 2008. A burglar enters an empty first-floor apartment. Lifts a laptop, a camera, stereo equipment, watches, and — for reasons the court papers do not fully explain — the bedroom curtains.…

The Pocket Dial Burglar

Apr 29, 2026 7m

Surrey, England, 2014. A man broke into a house. He was, by the standards of his profession, competent — efficient, methodical, prepared. There was just one detail he had not accounted for. The phone…

The Chimney Burglar

Apr 14, 2026 7m

Barcelona, 2014. A man stripped naked and climbed into a chimney to rob a clothing store. He got stuck. For two days. The firefighters had to demolish the chimney to get him out.

The Cocaine Wheelchair

Apr 14, 2026 6m

A man arrived at Dublin Airport in a wheelchair. He said he couldn't walk. The wheelchair was made of eleven kilograms of compressed cocaine.

The World's Worst Getaway

Apr 14, 2026 7m

Three men rob a jewelry store in Marseille. Five getaway methods. All five fail.

Three Crimes, Zero Brain Cells

Apr 14, 2026 8m

Three countries. Three criminals. Zero combined IQ. In England, a robber spends 30 seconds fighting a pull door while CCTV records everything. In Gateshead, a man throws a brick at a shop window and…

The Facebook Burglar

Apr 13, 2026 4m

In 2012, a burglar broke into a house in the Dutch town of Drachten. He stole valuables. He took electronics. And then, for reasons that defy all logic, he sat down at the victim's computer and…

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Dumb Crimes Europe have?

Dumb Crimes Europe has published 19 episodes since April 2026, covering topics in Comedy, True Crime.

Is Dumb Crimes Europe still active?

Dumb Crimes Europe is currently highly active with new episodes hourly. Average episode length is 7m.

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