ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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English Comedy Explicit
Episodes 500
Avg. Duration 2h 17m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 5.0 (9)
Since Jan 2017
Latest Episode Jun 2026

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Weekly
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100%
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About This Podcast

Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to [email protected]

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Recent Episodes

ESN #567 : The Pure Cold Rage Episode

Jun 09, 2026 2h 27m

This week's topics: • African Bottom • New default 'Happy Birthday' song • Slot leaving Liverpool & concerns with new manager • Manchester City's new manager & Pep Guardiola's legacy •…

ESN #566 : The Triple Lock Conundrum Episode

Jun 02, 2026 1h 40m

This week's topics: • Jim Jones v Cam'ron Verzuz • Max B v Big Daddy Kane • The joys of Google Photos • Losing friends that know your life • How to celebrate a 50th Birthday • Working on through…

ESN #565 : The Arse & All Episode

May 26, 2026 2h 34m

This week we talk about football for almost the whole episode. The topics are: • Arsenal winning the league • Arsenal's fan base • Spurs and their relegation battle • Liverpool worse performance •…

ESN #564 : The Royally Tired Episode

May 19, 2026 1h 42m

This week's topics: • Drake’s new album • Ageism is rap • Liverpool’s poor title defence • Arsenal’s charge towards the league • Tottenham not going down • The craze around the AP + Swatch watch…

ESN #563 : The Post Labour Depression Episode

May 12, 2026 2h 2m

This week's topics: • Marvel's Storm is African-American • Floyd Mayweather fighting Manny Pacquiao because he's broke? • Reform Party's Local Election win • Wanting secretly for Kemi Badenoch to be…

ESN #562 : The Beat It Episode

May 05, 2026 2h 25m

This week's topics: • James Brown Son-In-Law death • Hulk Hogan's money bring in • School of Hard Knocks interview skills • Millionaire mindset • What men think of • How the difference in games…

ESN #561 : The North African Returns Episode

Apr 28, 2026 2h 12m

This week's topics: • Roller skating • Street Fighter • PC Gaming • Home improvement / decorating • Tipping tradesman and offering tea etiquette • Stav & Wahala's African holidays • Pyramids…

ESN #560 : The Conspirators Lounge Episode

Apr 21, 2026 2h 30m

This week's topics: • The War on Cancer • General Health • The household microwave (https://youtu.be/os9EwFOcfRo?si=rz_YLxuN-Ep1cn0F) • Football team loyalty and personalities • Religious loyalty -…

ESN #559 : The Akkkountability Episode

Apr 14, 2026 2h 29m

This week's topics: • AI AITA trail • Hotels in London v hotels abroad • Different star hotel • Different airline quality • Going to Egypt and not going to see the pyramids • Nephilim • is it cool…

ESN #558 : The Biological v Adoption Episode

Apr 07, 2026 2h

This week's topics: • Drake v Kendrick discography • More AI intro themes • Panicking or thriving under pressure • Is trauma relative • Soft parenting v harsh parenting • Smacking children • Looking…

ESN #557 : The Exclusive Lion Monarch Episode

Mar 31, 2026 2h 26m

This week's topics: • The biggest Nigerian musician artist right now • Wiz Kid & Asake project • Different ways to distribute the pod to save deletion • Imitating other people's language meme •…

ESN #556 : The Friends Without Benefits Episode

Mar 24, 2026 2h 34m

This week's topics: • Renting films • Apologising for last weeks cut off • Family therapy • Knowing your siblings • Knowing people's price • Being an open or closed book • Nigerians being farmed…

ESN #555 : The Unfinished Conflict Episode (Feat. Hope)

Mar 17, 2026 1h 4m

This week we have another technical issue which curtailed the length of the show. Very sorry for the poor performance. That aside, for the hour you do have, we welcome guest Hope and discuss: •…

ESN #554 : The Surprise Deception Episode

Mar 10, 2026 1h 56m

This week's topics: • Stav's Mrs' surprise party • Calling at 4am/5am • Can you throw a surprise party without lying • Deception v Lying • Getting massive plaudits for throwing a surprise party •…

ESN #553 : The Ignorant Tourette's Episode

Mar 03, 2026 2h 2m

This week's topics: • Helping people on the street asking for help • Fake help stories • English v Yoruba sensual language • Checking taxes • Yoruba not having its own text / characters • African…

ESN #552 : The Golden Era Episode

Feb 24, 2026 2h 12m

This week's topics: • Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested • Yoruba Demon • Richard Pryor & Pam Grier • Our memories of university • How our generation is different with parenting from the…

ESN #551 : The Good Hare, Bad Bunny Episode

Feb 17, 2026 1h 50m

This week's topics: • Can you parent over 20 children and parent them well • Davido's child custody issue • FGM reconstruction in modern society • Is a man a man who has never shaved • Rasta's and…

ESN #550 : The Faux Pas Episode

Feb 10, 2026 2h 8m

This week's topics: • Emmanuel Eboué getting swindled by his wife and his son playing football • Chelsea FC and their harvesting of young players • Peter Mandelson and his connection further…

ESN #549 : The Make Barbs Great Again Episode

Feb 03, 2026 2h 15m

This week's topics: • Having to do self assessment • The quality of our podcast • Disciplining children • Wanting a child to be cool and average student or nerd and great student • Wanting your…

ESN #548 : The Onlyfans Mentor Episode

Jan 27, 2026 1h 51m

This week's topics: • Mixing with different cultures • Reading some lost mail • Having a mentor and being a mentee • Sex lines • Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips • Michelle Obama's issue with losing…

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