Eyes Forward; March!

Eyes Forward; March!

PodcastEFM

English Comedy Explicit
Episodes 150
Avg. Duration 37m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 5.0 (5)
Since Jun 2020
Latest Episode Mar 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Every 2 Weeks
Format
Episodic
Consistency
100%
Hosting
stream.podcastbarn.com

About This Podcast

The squad has thinned out, but the conversation has only gotten heavier. Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon bring you an unfiltered look at the lifestyle of the modern veteran. It’s a podcast fueled by premium leaves and cured meats. Whether they’re talking shop, tech, or the art of the perfect ash, you’re getting the raw, unedited perspective of two guys who have seen it all and still have plenty to say.

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Recent Episodes

Episode 150: Remembering How It All Began; A 6 Year Anniversary

Mar 25, 2026 1h 15m

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar revisit the fun & dumb memories of how this show all began. It’s a lot of laughs and makes this whole thing worth it. Enjoy!

Episode 149: The Games We Play

Mar 11, 2026 47m

In their latest episode of the “Eyes Forward March” podcast, Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar bring the banter as they chat about the struggle of Daylight Savings Time stealing their sleep, battling…

Episode 148: Barracks Cleaner Karl

Feb 25, 2026 50m

Sergeant C’Gar doesn’t read much, but when he does it’s typically good. In this episode C’Gar tells Senior bacon about that book and decides to have a little fun with it. Let us know if you’d like to…

Episode 147: Boiled Bacon

Feb 11, 2026 49m

On this episode of EFM hosts C’Gar and Bacon do a little catching up before Senior Bacon hit’s the launch button on bacon flavored rant. The episode is then rounded out be some Military History.

Episode 146: Kei Cars and Stuff

Jan 28, 2026 57m

In this episode of EFM, C’Gar apologizes and explains the issue with our SWAG shop, the most important part of this episode. C’Gar introduces Senior Bacon to Kei Cars that will most likely hit the…

Episode 145: New Year, Who Dis?

Jan 14, 2026 1h 1m

So it’s a new year and Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar are excited to share some new news with our listeners. There’s new artwork, new music, oh and a SWAG shop that Stripe (the payment processing…

Episode 144: EFM Movie Review - Tigerland

Dec 31, 2025 45m

The boys are busy getting ready to march into 2026 so they decided to drop an episode that was recorded earlier in the year. If you haven’t seen Tigerland yet, you should. Tigerland is based on…

Episode 143: Knock, Knock, How Do I End A Date

Dec 17, 2025 50m

Are you in for a chill episode where C’Gar doesn’t have a rant, Bacon is delivering some history and the two are just vibing until a few jokes are told? You’re in luck. That’s what the old crusty…

Episode 142: I Dream of CGar's Rants

Dec 03, 2025 39m

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar are back for another episode of foolishness. G’Gar thinks people believe that he is a genie and can grant wishes while stumped about people committing crimes to hinder…

Episode 141: 7 Score and 1 Year Ago

Nov 19, 2025 43m

Bacon and C’Gar are back at it again just catching up. The government is back up and running and you can tell the two are burnt burnt out but drivin’ on. Military history wins the title of this…

Episode 140: AI and Happy Endings

Nov 05, 2025 42m

Senior Bacon and SGT C’Gar are back at it again. They talk about the government shutdown, AI and a happy ending. It’s not what you think sicko, we had a technical difficulty that was too funny not to…

Episode 139: Ding Dongs and Bearded Fatties

Oct 22, 2025 1h 1m

Your favorite old Army Crusties are back and this episode is all about good ‘ol freedom boners. Delayed due to topics and recording schedules, Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar talk about the pep talk…

Episode 138: Shut It Down

Oct 08, 2025 44m

Senior Bacon and Sergeant CGar talk about the recent government shutdown and how it can affect Soldiers. No worries fellow Battles, we aren’t talking politics. It’s just a conversation about what a…

Episode 137: AR 670-Rabbithole

Sep 24, 2025 50m

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar are back to the microphone to catch up while they navigate several rabbit holes including the new changes the AR 670-1.

Episode 136: Psychedelic Colony (.com)

Sep 10, 2025 47m

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar catch up since the last episode. Sometimes the days run together and every vacation is never long enough. This episode contains a lot of stuff we can’t pronounce with…

Episode 135: Lil' Bourbon

Aug 27, 2025 1h 1m

C’Gar and Bacon start off with a little bourbon talk before running down the Whistle Pig of Liquid Death. Not really, it’s a bunch of bourbon talk, military history and some rappers that start with…

Episode 134: High on Math

Aug 13, 2025 50m

The tempo is high as Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar have some fun conversation surrounded by laughs. Neither can math, but who cares. Senior Bacon shares that he may look like someone famous, and…

Episode 133: There's Something Wrong With Us

Jul 30, 2025 35m

It’s another episode of aimless banter and there is definitely something wrong with Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar. Having trouble picking out shoes? Don’t look to them for help.

Episode 132: Keeping Warm In The Summer

Jul 16, 2025 38m

Seasons come and go, but it seems the good months just fly by. SGT C’Gar And Senior Bacon talk the new news, bourbon, and Military history in this fun packed - action episode.

Episode 131: A Slow News Day

Jul 02, 2025 28m

The title says it all. Of course there’s plenty going on around the world for Bacon and C’Gar to talk about, but they decide not to waste their breath. Enjoy some old crusty banter and not much else…

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Eyes Forward; March! have?

Eyes Forward; March! has published 150 episodes since June 2020, covering topics in Comedy.

Is Eyes Forward; March! still active?

Eyes Forward; March! is currently highly active with new episodes every 2 weeks. Average episode length is 37m.

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