Episodes 319
Avg. Duration 45m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 4.8 (127)
Since Jun 2019
Latest Episode Jun 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Weekly
Consistency
82%
Hosting
feeds.soundcloud.com

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About This Podcast

Alex Nichols and Charles Austin cover the least important stories in music.

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Recent Episodes

306 - Ataraxia Book Club Part 1 (ft. Hesse Deni & Raina Douris)

Jun 12, 2026 1h 47m

Hesse and Raina join us for a spiritual journey into rooms where Garfield went corporate and money was implied. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Ending song "Sugar…

305 - Mister Hardmaxxing [Patreon Preview]

Jun 05, 2026 2m

Garfield wants to be Muslim, C+C Music Factory wants to perform for Genghis Khan, and Matt Walsh wants more conservative music even though he's a damn hipster like JD Vance. Subscribe to Fortune Kit…

304 - Garfield and the Prophet Mohammad Had Different Thoughts on Mondays

May 29, 2026 1h 4m

The vulnerable narcissist. The shaved GOAT. The Zionist hologram. All this and more on today's Fortune Kit. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Join the Discord:…

303 - Is It OK to Be a Landlord If You're in a Polucule?

May 15, 2026 1h 1m

The Blue Wiggle tries to beef with Oasis and the Washington Post pivots to the least successful ragebait of all time. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Join the…

302 - Pussycat Dolls Should Be Bob Dylan's Backup Singers

May 08, 2026 57m

Metallica has a whiskey that they blast with their own music to bring out the flavors more better. Soulja Boy has a brand new social media site that looks like 2007. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on…

301 - Don't You Wish Your 2nd Wife Was Hot Like Me [Patreon Preview]

May 01, 2026 4m

Recreate Jimi Hendrix's Last Meal Using This Canned Pantry Staple! Nobody Expected Fast Food to Be This Interesting in 2026! Full episode on Patreon:…

300 - Your Favoritre Band is a Psyop (ft. John Semley)

Apr 24, 2026 1h 5m

John Semley talks with Charles about his viral Geese article for Wired and why your favorite band is not actually a psyop. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Ending…

299 - Soulja Girl Baked Potato

Apr 17, 2026 56m

Alex doesn't want Soulja Boy to get his penis burned by a hot baked potato. Pokemon cards should be currency in prison. Denzel Curry thinks aliens fuck with his music but realistically, there's a…

298 - The Devil Went Down to Ft. Campbell, TN [Patreon Preview]

Apr 03, 2026 4m

Bob Dylan starts an AI slop Patreon and a Charlie Daniels hologram is set to play a Tennessee military base. Maybe Sharon Osbourne should make an Ozzy hologram that performs at Zionist events. Full…

297 - Tong Hawk

Mar 27, 2026 1h 6m

Meek Mill's business is moving forward at a high rate thanks to AI. A second MAGA chud has hit the Pussycat Dolls. And Trump & pals should have Grok write an Andrew Jackson musical and perform it…

296 - Heavy Metal P%&@tang

Mar 20, 2026 1h 1m

Vinnie Vincent has an incredible new album available for $2 million. Billy Joel should crash his car through the wall of a Hard Rock Cafe and leave it there so they can preserve it. Subscribe to…

295 - Viral Refrigerator

Mar 13, 2026 1h 5m

Ari Emanuel has a dope podcast with his 30-years-younger wife's best friend. And Lil Pump saw rappers doing witchcraft in order to get famous. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon:…

294 - Microgoats [Patreon Preview]

Mar 06, 2026 4m

We need microscopic goats to make the ultimate milk for Ringo Starr. All mainstream country should be about Minecraft since it's fundamentally about mining and farming and stuff. And kids should be…

293 - Alex Calls AI Soulja Boy

Feb 27, 2026 59m

Soulja Boy should become a real estate agent. Sony's Tokyo HQ should get better toilet paper. We should follow Freddie Gibbs on tour in order to take a karate lesson before each show. Subscribe to…

292 - I Don't Know How Many Men's Rap Careers I've Tried to Get Off the Ground

Feb 20, 2026 1h 1m

Pitbull invents a new world record to break and Jelly Roll's wife writes a book about doing pills with ex-boyfriends who were too lazy to focus on their rap careers. Fortune Kit on Patreon:…

291 - The Clash Royale Halftime Show

Feb 13, 2026 58m

Lil Wayne counterprogrammed the Super Bowl Halftime Show with a performance in Clash Royale with better production values than Turning Point USA. It would have been nice to see Mike Love do "Kokomo"…

290 - The Diddy Lama [Patreon Preview]

Feb 06, 2026 5m

Noted sicko the Dalai Lama takes home his first Grammy and Bob Dylan and Paul McCartney are announced for Turning Point USA's Super Bowl halftime show (source: Facebook). Full episode on Patreon:…

289 - James Bond Checks into the James Bond Hotel

Jan 30, 2026 1h 2m

Charles and Alex talk RXKNephew, Neil Young, Nathen Mazri, and the Pitchfork paywall. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit Join the Discord:…

288 - Throw Some Keats on That Bitch

Jan 23, 2026 1h 5m

Soulja Boy was the first rapper to complain about pronouns for non-ideological reasons. And it's crazy the devil hangs out at the crossroads when the cross is Jesus' main thing. Fortune Kit on…

287 - Yellow-Tinted Glasses

Jan 16, 2026 1h

Soulja Boy wears ill-fitting shoes to the club, more artists bail on the Trump Memorial Center, and Morrissey finally releases his amazing songs that the industry doesn't want us to hear. Fortune Kit…

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