Fully Functional Parents
Fully Functional Parents
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About This Podcast
*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2023, 2024 & 2025!*
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!
“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe
“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street
“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron
“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam
”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
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Recent Episodes
Nic Cage? Arnold Schwarzenegger?! No! No! It’s…..
My favorite movie star!
Very Boring Potpourri!
We’re tired!
Lyric Lowdown: Mony, Mony?!
And sucking it in!!
We See Your Panty Line!
And how many times a year do you have a close call?
A Shorty and Stubby One!
Coffee to go! Thanks for the mugs, Katie and Gwil!
The Recap!
Sorry you missed out, the Frat Party was epic. Maybe not for David but for me.
If This Table Could Talk! (It’s Frat Party Day!!
What IS Your Shoe Size, Marco Rubio?
Potpourri – lots of dumb things that we had to catch up on! Potholes, running in the rain, Trump buying shoes for people!!
Eliot Spitzer, Howard Dean! Come Back! What You Did Wasn’t That Bad!!
And a soup of your own filth!
Captain Obvious in Corporate America
And giving up things for lent!
Boobs and A Dickie!
The new business casual! And my mom doubts me!
What’s Going On, Paul Rudd? We Can Hang Out.
And more things we didn’t know as kids. A double episode for your Saturday!
Couch Cracks!
And music festivals and not being friends with people!
Who is the Prophet Here?
And penises on the new Bills Stadium?!
Do Me A Solid! Don’t Say Crotch!
And other things our parents said and did!
Hitting Roosters with Rocks!
Like Emmanuel Clase?!
Movers! And Pockets! and Tingles!
Archive: July 2024. Unedited because I don’t bother to edit anymore!
Flu Week!
A classically boring episode about language and school break week!
Stop Whining! And Have a Dinner Party!
And we’re going to invite Sandra Lee!!
Double Episode: Hot Old Men like Colin Firth!
So many things!
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Fully Functional Parents has published 375 episodes since July 2024, covering topics in Comedy, Comedy Interviews.
Fully Functional Parents is currently declining with new episodes every few days. Average episode length is 14m.
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