Functional Chaos Podcast

Functional Chaos Podcast

Dev, Jade, and Kali

English Comedy Explicit
Episodes 89
Avg. Duration 1h 14m
Activity Dormant
Since Sep 2022
Latest Episode Aug 2025

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Every 2 Weeks
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Episodic
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About This Podcast

Just 3 unhinged goofballs doing the best we can to host a podcast! Life is way too unforgiving to be so judgmental and serious. We want to create an atmosphere like, girls night in! A space to talk about things that matter, while also bullsh*tting about thing that don’t!

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Recent Episodes

S4E10 Ep. 88 I’m A Big Mess & I Cannot Lie | SISTER SIGNS S4E10

Aug 25, 2025 51m

Welcome to another chaotic episode! This was recorded a month and a half ago… We are again sorry this has reached you so late, but we hope you can forgive us with being here now.Life be f**king us…

Ep. 87 Who The Hell Is You? | ASTROLOGY HOUSES (Part Two) S4E9

Aug 04, 2025 59m

Wow!! It’s been a little minute since we posted a video. Fun fact, 2 days after this episode was recorded, Kali’s sweet grandma passed away and there have been a lot of stuff happening in life. So we…

S4E8 Ep. 86 Chaos Swiss Cheese Pudding Brain | ASTROLOGY HOUSES (Part One) S4E8

May 12, 2025 1h 1m

Full Disclosure, we tried our very best y’all🙈😅! But if you didn’t want chaos, why are you here?😂🤭Truly one of the most complicating things we ever attempted to learn happened on a day where Kali’s…

S4E7 Ep. 85 We Get Hangrier As Time Goes On | PLANETARY CHART “EXPLAINED” S4E7

Apr 28, 2025 1h 10m

Over the weeks of us talking about all the signs in the zodiac, it’s time we dive a little deeper and find out how each of the planets in our solar system says about you. Dev is also going to be…

S4E6 Ep. 84 Aries Got A Big Mouth | ZODIAC GUESS WHO?! S4E6

Apr 14, 2025 50m

After 5 episodes of seriousness, or as serious as we are capable of presenting, it’s time to play a little game!Dev and Kali come up with silly little questions and the other person has to answer…

S4E5 Ep. 83 It’s Like Listening To A Mirror | ZODIAC PERSONALITIES (Part Two) S4E5

Mar 31, 2025 1h 13m

The second part of describing personalities of the zodiac here for you!LIbra, Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus, Virgo, and Cancer you’re up! This has been a very fun project for us and we hope you have…

S4E4 Ep. 82 A Jellyfish Came Out of Me | ZODIAC PERSONALITIES (Part One) S4E4

Mar 17, 2025 1h 9m

WooHoo we’re here for another round of the zodiac!Now it’s time to find out the personality traits of each sign in astrology! We wanna know what you all are like according to your sun sign. Now this…

S4E3 Ep. 81 Donate Your Bloody Tampons | 2025 YEARLY PREDICTIONS (Part Two) S4E3

Mar 03, 2025 1h 13m

Happy New Episode Besties!Last round of 2025 predictions for the zodiac signs. So if you didn’t hear your prediction last episode, then you will be happy to know it’s all about you this episode!Jade…

S4E2 Ep. 80 Cross Your Fingers, Toes, & Vaginas | 2025 ZODIAC PREDICTIONS (Part One) S4E2

Feb 03, 2025 52m

Good Chaotic Monday Babes✨ As promised, this episode is the first part of the 2025 year predictions of the zodiac🖤. So that we don’t have a 2 hour long episode we decided to split them in 6 signs in…

S4E1 Ep. 79 The World Is My Oysher | ASTROLOGY (2024 Predictions Review)S4E1

Jan 20, 2025 1h 1m

Hello and Welcome Back Chaotic Babes! After our holiday break we got our incredible host, Jade, back for our newest season of chaos, human things, and cringe, at times. Cause how could you expect…

S3E26 Ep. 78 Scrapping Nip Rings | ZOOs

Nov 04, 2024 1h 30m

Hello Chaotic Babes! The last episode of season 3 is here and we bring you an hour of weird, hilarious, and wikipedia informative.  The last episode of this season ends with the last letter in our…

S3E25 Ep. 77 That’s All Wet | YOUTH SLANG

Oct 28, 2024 1h 12m

We missed you Chaotic Babes! 2-weeks of being hit with illness and symptom flares, is not recommended! But here we are again with a new episode of weird, wild, and wacky! As we get to the end of the…

S3E24 Ep. 76 Munching On Polly Pocket | eXCUSES

Oct 07, 2024 1h 40m

**Trigger Warning** this episode has a moment of talking about suicide and we always encourage our listeners to prioritize yourself first. The moment is between the time 50:50 to 55:10. Please skip…

S3E23 Ep. 75 Let’s Get Our Botulism/Botanism On | WEEDS

Sep 30, 2024 1h 6m

Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening Chaotic Babes!! This all new episode of your favorite chaotic ladies. We discover at the beginning that Dev hates jokes with this weeks IceBreaker:…

S3E22 Ep. 74 We Know Nothing | VAMPIRES

Sep 23, 2024 1h 22m

What happens when two chaotic weirdos look up things about Vampires on wikipedia? This weeks episode of Functional Chaos!!🤭  It’s another chaotic week without our Jadey Bean, but Kali and Dev are…

S3E21 Ep. 73 A Butt Period | UBER STORIES

Sep 16, 2024 48m

Welcome back to a new week of chaos! BUT! We don’t have our Jadey Bean this week, cause she’s out at the beach for a little get away✨! While we miss the person that brings function to this chaotic…

S3E20 Ep. 72 I’m Covered In Crumbs | TRY ME!

Sep 02, 2024 58m

We Missed You! Did You Miss Us Chaotic Babes?!🤭✨ Life has been absolutely trying to show us who is boss lately causing us to have to take an unplanned 2 week break. But we are back this week with a…

S3E19 Ep. 71 I’m A Bush Baby!! | SLUGS vs. SNAILS

Aug 12, 2024 1h 25m

The chaos continues but with everyone's favorite guest, Karl!!  If you’ve missed the other episode’s with Kali’s little sister Karl, have no fear for this episode shall rid you of that…

S3E18 Ep. 70 Post-Mortem Riggeties | RANDOM

Jul 29, 2024 1h 34m

We Back Chaotic Nerds! We are missing Jade this week because she is sitting on some animals all week🙃 so Kali and Dev are going to bring you your topic inspired by the letter, R. 😁Though there is no…

S3E17 Ep. 69 Jade Can’t Speak, Kali Is Delusional, & Dev Can’t Stop Yawning | QUIZ (Personality Version)

Jul 15, 2024 51m

Happy Chaotic Monday Babes!🖤 In casual Functional Chaos fashion we switch our studio location this week, cause Kali’s a/c broke and her room was the only room with the portable a/c in it. So here we…

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