Gay Orphans
Gay Orphans
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self-identifying gay orphans who are orphans by choice and not even cause they’re/we're gay!
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S1E11 Ep. 11 - "Big Bi Boys" (w/ Bri Giger)
Bri Giger (comedian, DJ, actual orphan) talk about being a queer nightlife icon, learning to entertain foster families, what it means to vape, getting hair tested at cop high schools, and having our…
S1E10 Ep. 10 - "All Abusers Welcome" (G'Orphan Holiday Special) or Devil Santa’s Laughing in Their Cocoa
It’s the worst time of the year! We tell Xmas stories from our past (think dads smoking 20 cigarettes on the toilet and moms crying about not getting enough presents), and give some actual maybe real…
S1E9 Ep. 9 - "Girls Trip to Hell!" (w/ Ru Anderson)
Let’s fucking G’ORPH. We have the brilliant, hilarious RU ANDERSON in the gorphanage! The three tall kings of comedy get into growing up in a Wiccan home, the merits of TERF-free quidditch, Lily…
S1E8 Ep. 8. - "Don't Bury the Ghoul"
A one-eyed dog got abandoned in a backpack on Hay’s doorstep on their birthday, Cara drops tea about her former clown college and what what it’s like to divide up the wigs in a lesbian breakup. We do…
S1E7 "Big R-Word Energy" (w/ Harper-Rose Drummond)
Okay you might say the So You Think You Can G’Orphan!? guest series premieres! Our bad cousin Harper-Rose (Tea Time pod, LMFAO standup) visits and we go a little feral talking about her star of a…
S1E6 Ep. 6 - "Straight Wet Women"
Cara is heartbroken but honestly thriving, as in we can't afford an in-patient facility so we went to a 24-hour Korean spa where we were too loud, The g'orphans also talk about shamans, dark jokes…
Ep. 5 - “Trigger Warning to Myself”
Okay so sometimes you start a podcast 10 years into comedy and then you go through a breakup… and honestly, that’s pretty funny. It’s somewhat Eeyore O’clock again during what is ultimately a comedy…
S1E4 Ep. 4 - “The Healing MLM”
The g’orphans went to a show! Hay and Cara got to meet a celebrity, Hay got in a fight with a merch guy, Cara got revenge, and then Hay got shy for the first time this calendar year. We make a…
S1E3 Ep. 3 - “My 3-Year-Old Objectified Me”
This week we discuss childhood bullies (starting with our mothers), how abusive families is like team sports, and Cara is now identifying as hard R She/Her/Hers. Hay talks about how ugly their soft…
S1E2 Ep. 2 - "Gen Z Rising"
We discuss the sapphic line dancing trend after Cara got force-femmed at a queer line dance night, the general situation that is the city of Portland, and we read submissions from a support group for…
S1E1 Ep. 1 - “This is a Comedy Podcast”
A family estrangement comedy podcast if you can believe it! Hay Beacon and Cara Connors are somehow both self-designated orphans and not even cause they’re gay. The g’orphans (sorry) go over their…
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Gay Orphans has published 11 episodes since October 2025, covering topics in Arts, Comedy.
Gay Orphans is currently dormant with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 1h.
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