Good Children

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

English Comedy Explicit
Episodes 237
Avg. Duration 59m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 5.0 (2,234)
Since May 2022
Latest Episode Jun 2026

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Weekly
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Episodic
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100%
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About This Podcast

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxiety, performance, and the side effects of being a little too well-behaved. For advertising opportunities please email [email protected]    We want to make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4   Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy

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Jun 10, 2026 1h 6m

The time has come for Good Children to take a break. Thank you all so much for following along for the past four years of our lives. We are so lucky to have you. We'll talk soon.  Join us on Patreon!…

Male Musicians For A Change

Jun 03, 2026 1h 1m

This week we’re finally giving male musicians their flowers! Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST:…

The Good Children Upstairs Neighbors Lip Sync LaLaPaRuza Smackdown

May 27, 2026 1h 17m

This week, we're joined by the lights of our lives: Maya and Dom from Upstairs Neighbors! Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST:…

What The Future Holds

May 20, 2026 1h 8m

This week, we're looking into the future for a greater understanding of Andrew's future husband: Carmine. Amplify your Sapphic Pride event - Shoot your shot⁠⁠⁠ HERE⁠⁠⁠!  Join us on Patreon! No…

Holiday In The Sun

May 13, 2026 1h 10m

Finally, we take a vacation! Join us on a trip to Baha Mar resort, in Nassau Bahamas, where we feed flamingos, lounge in a lazy river, and learn the ultimate truth Addison Rae has been trying to tell…

What To Expect From Your Saturn Return

May 06, 2026 58m

This week, we're discussing our Saturn Return, the astrological event meant to uplift everything you know about your life and teach you some hard lessons.  Amplify your Sapphic Pride event - Shoot…

Designing The Perfect All-Inclusive Resort (Spring Break: Episode 4)

Apr 29, 2026 1h 3m

All good things must come to an end. In our final episode of Spring Break, we're dreaming about our ideal resort. From the linens to the soaps to, of course, the restaurants. Thank you so much for…

The Mortifying Ordeal of Taking Thirst Traps in the Mirror in Your Room (Spring Break: Episode 3)

Apr 22, 2026 58m

Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code GOODPOD for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/GOODPOD. Spring break continues, this week with a slightly more existential lens.…

Something Weird Is Happening At The Breakfast Buffet (Spring Break: Episode 2)

Apr 15, 2026 1h 5m

Something very weird happened at the breakfast buffet this morning. It's time for another episode on island time! For the second week of our spring break, we are dissecting a group of travelers at…

Chair Hoggers At All-Inclusive Resorts (Spring Break: Episode 1)

Apr 08, 2026 1h 4m

Grab your sunscreen and your chicest pair of flip flops, because we're taking you on vacation! For the next four weeks, we're coming to you from our very own personal spring break trip in Mexico! In…

The Songs That Changed Us

Apr 01, 2026 1h 16m

This week we're diving deep into some songs that have changed our lives for the better, including Waterfalls by TLC, the Les Mis soundtrack, and Lana.  Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No…

We Need To Save Boston Market

Mar 25, 2026 1h 6m

You already guessed it: we're talking fast food. Burger King is over. White Castle is for your lowest moments. And we need to get really serious about reviving Boston Market. Wake up with clearer…

Working On A Banana Farm For 88 Days To Become Australian Citizens

Mar 18, 2026 1h 6m

Did you know this was happening? This week we're going bananas. From banana bread to stale commentary on Punch the Monkey to the reality show that will change everything. This episode is all about…

2020, Eating Disorders, and The Friends We Made Along The Way

Mar 11, 2026 1h 4m

This week, we're going back to the beginning: 2020. Let's go on a journey of body image issues, eating disorders, and the most beautiful apartment of all time, all the way to the very beginning of…

Becoming Who You Wanted To Be In Middle School

Mar 04, 2026 1h 3m

This week, the boys discuss their dream jobs as children, and how to get back to living those dreams today. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays…

We Should All Be Playing Video Games

Feb 25, 2026 1h 8m

In 2006, it was Halo 2 and a Mountain Dew Code Red. In 2026, it’s Fortnite and an OLIPOP Shirley Temple. Some of us play video games on first dates, some play Video Games by Lana Del Rey, but we all…

A Critical Analysis of Frozen (2013)

Feb 18, 2026 1h 5m

This week we dive into our notes app and are led down a glorious path including: the entire plot of The Hobbit, a chicken recipe, and a deeply personal analysis of Frozen. Join us on Patreon! No…

S6E31 Exploring Kinks On Valentine's Day

Feb 11, 2026 1h 3m

This week, we're tackling kinks (and Valentine's Day) with a brand new perspective. Whether you're a bull or a sub, this episode has a little loving for everyone! Blissy is offering 60-nights…

Stop Asking Gay Kids To Shovel Snow

Feb 04, 2026 1h 10m

DONATE TO MINNEAPOLIS MUTUAL AID HERE: https://linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&amp;ltsid=ce7bcf2f-68b5-472f-b01d-b26818bd2e13 This week we're talking the slow and steady…

Blowing Out Our Sphincters

Jan 28, 2026 1h 4m

This week, join us for a Patreon Original episode where we discuss the current states of our stomachs, our relationship to food, and our sphincters.  Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants…

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