Halal Cartels

Halal Cartels

Halal Cartels

Episodes 102
Avg. Duration 55m
Activity Sporadic
Apple Rating 4.8 (51)
Since Jun 2021
Latest Episode Nov 2025

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Every 2 Weeks
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Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire. hosted by Gabe Pacheco Sameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the children IG: @gabepac1 IG: @sameermon Contact: [email protected] twitter: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels Intro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege

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S3E1 Veteran's Day USA, Homegrown Zetas at Fort Bragg, and Skyscapers to Nowhere Boomerang Time

Nov 12, 2025 53m

What's up with holiday travel in the times of crumbling infrastructure, climate change, and government disfunction. Let's become passport bros and move to Mexico. How did suppressing the Zapatistas…

S2E10 Istanbul's international airport is like a casino you can't leave and we go to South Africa to see if there is a White Genocide happening

Aug 21, 2025 41m

Recent travel experiences adventures in France, Istanbul, and South Africa. We gain new cultural insights, the uniqueness of various museums, and the contrasts between different cities. We talk about…

S2E9 The borders are in your mind, soak up the culture, live life like a traveler w/Courtney Fearrington

Jul 18, 2025 58m

We talk art exhibits in NYC, Black Listed at New York Historical, Black Dandies at the Met, the Khajistan Archive exhibit at the Sculpture Center. Discussion topics also include the Red Scare,…

S2E8 Put Bezos, Diddy, and Oprah in Alligator Alcatraz and a realistic remake of the Truman Show where the FBI radicalize kids in mosques

Jul 05, 2025 54m

Jeff Bezos has an extravagant wedding in Venice. The laws keep changing but good and evil stay the same. The police state is booming. Geo Corp and Core Civic need to find new ways to keep putting…

S2E7 Inner Space: Acts of Service, Bi-Polar Disorder, and Manic Tales w/ John F O’Donnell

Jun 09, 2025 47m

We are joined by John F. O’Donnell to talk about living with mental illness. We talk about bi-polar disorder, acts of service, Pee-Wee Herman, 3rd Wave Alternative Comedy, Tulsi Gabbard, self-care,…

S2E6 An Ex-Gangster for Capitalism, a Former Guerilla for Peace,and a T-1000 walk into a bar

Jun 03, 2025 46m

In this episode, we chopped it up talking about Gabe’s folks visiting town, the Lower East Side and Alphabet City, and Zohran's campaign. We touch on the legacy of war hero, gangster for Capitalism,…

S2E5 2+2=5? w/ Luisa Diez

May 24, 2025 1h 9m

In another Why You Mad/Halal Cartels crossover, Luisa and Gabe Pacheco discuss a recent trip to Havana, Cuba, a vibrant, complex, society full of public life and community engagement.Topics include…

S2E7 Holiday in Cuba! Alternative Realities and Possible Futures

May 20, 2025 54m

Experiences and observations from a recent trip to Cuba, discussing the etiquette of air travel, cultural differences, and the unique societal structure of Cuba. Contrasting the experiences of…

S2E6 NYC is a Ghost Town, Zohran for Mayor, and Tankies saved Cambodia: With Davidson Boswell

May 03, 2025 1h 9m

In this episode, Davidson Boswell joins the hosts to discuss a range of topics including urban planning, the impact of American politics on tourism, and the increasing paranoia surrounding…

S2E5 Creepy Crawling Apocalypse with a Sam Jackson Voice Over While We Put the Chipotle on Layaway

Mar 25, 2025 50m

In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer explore various themes ranging from the experiences of comedians on the road to the societal implications of modern consumerism and entertainment. They discuss…

S2E4 Green Card Deportation to a WeWork Detention Center in Damascus

Mar 11, 2025 43m

In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer explore the intersection of passion, business, and ethical consumerism, reflecting on the rise and fall of WeWork and the implications of corporate control over…

S2E3 French Connections, Oval Office Roasts, and Fly Coach with Parachutes

Mar 03, 2025 1h 3m

In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer discuss the current state of the U.S. government, reflecting on the perceived dismantling of social safety nets and the implications of recent political changes.…

S2E2 Space Travel or Three Hermanas

Feb 25, 2025 43m

In this episode of Halal Cartels, hosts Sameer and Gabe engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics from the launch of Gabe's new child-friendly historical podcast to the challenges of…

S2E1 Eating Credit Cards for the Microplastics and Watching the Superbowl for the Commercials

Feb 09, 2025 51m

Gladiator 2, microplastics, American diets, cinema critique, Nosferatu, community art, Pakistani catfish incident, media critique, journalism, global politics, grassroots activism.In this engaging…

S1E88 The US and France Are Having A Racism Contest!

Sep 23, 2024 55m

This episode features Mehdi Walker, a stand up comedian living in Paris, France. Ever want to know what it's like to be a comedian in Paris right now? How about a brief history lesson on how France…

S1E87 Faking pregnancies and breakdancing like kangaroos for clout

Aug 13, 2024 48m

A prank pregnancy announcement to promote a comedy show. The Olympics and the controversies surrounding it, including France banning athletes from wearing hijabs and the unsanitary conditions of the…

S1E86 Marseille is better than Paris, Turkish Delights, and the Panopticon State

Aug 01, 2024 49m

It's a vibe. We brought the music back for this one. Israel's grapes of wrath, fun times in Turkey and Marseille. DO cop camera's help? Are Electric Vehicles going to save us? We should all have…

S1E85 Copa America, Argentina's Chainsaw Economics, and the Multipolarity Express with Davidson Boswell

Jul 16, 2024 1h

In this episode, Gabe Pacheco and Davidson Boswell discuss the Copa America, political situations in France, Argentina, and Colombia. They also touch on the history of political instability in…

S1E84 Makruh Mukbang with Hanan Issa

Jul 12, 2024 52m

In this episode of Halal Cartels, Gabe, Sameer, and guest Hanan Issa discuss various topics, including the extreme heat in New York City, the recent political developments in France, the upcoming…

S1E83 Godzilla Minus One and Your Annual Father’s Day Work Noose

Jul 09, 2024 53m

In this conversation, Sameer and Gabe discuss various topics including the importance of context, the frozen identities of individuals, the impact of first impressions, the movie Godzilla Minus One,…

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