HARKpodcast

HARKpodcast

HARKpodcast

English Comedy Music Explicit
Episodes 414
Avg. Duration 44m
Activity Highly Active
Apple Rating 4.6 (20)
Since Jan 2015
Latest Episode Apr 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Every 2 Weeks
Format
Episodic
Consistency
99%
Hosting
rss.libsyn.com

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About This Podcast

Your hosts Ian & RJ review and rank every Christmas, Hanukkah, winter, holiday, et cetera song. All of 'em. Even the bad ones. Especially the bad ones.

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Recent Episodes

Episode 409: Maypole Sitta

Apr 29, 2026 53m

In honour of International Workers' Day on May 1st, we're listening to two songs about the plight of those who have to work on Christmas Day. First up is an epic song about an achingly mundane world.…

Episode 408: Dashing Through the Weed

Apr 15, 2026 50m

It's April, all. And I know you depend on us, annually, to deliver only the best winter holiday songs about marijuana. Well, good news: we have not let you down. So grab some cookies, sit back,…

Episode 407: Death and the Opposite of Death

Apr 01, 2026 51m

Just in time for Easter, we're covering two Christmas songs that are, uh, maybe kind of appropriate? The first song is about death, but also kind of about everlasting life: "I'm Spending Christmas…

Episode 406: Linguistic Noodles

Mar 18, 2026 54m

As the vernal equinox approaches in our hemisphere, we are saying goodbye to winter with two snow-themed songs! First, by listener request, we hear "50 Words for Snow" by Kate Bush -- a real…

Episode 405: A Warning, An Apology, A Promise

Mar 04, 2026 42m

Inspired by the approaching time change, we spring forward into two songs about winter sunlight and, specifically, Seasonal Affective Disorder. We expect a spooky twist from Lemon Demon's "SAD", but…

Episode 404: Episode Not Found

Feb 18, 2026 1h

ERROR: WE RECORDED AFTER 8PM CAUTION: Only listen to year-round holiday podcasts from people you trust. Ian and Jam listened to two versions of a song called "S.A.N.T.A. Dot Com". Do you wish to…

Episode 403: A Family Can Be a Belgian Women's Choir and Two Guys

Feb 04, 2026 54m

It's almost Family Day here in British Columbia, and to celebrate, we've got a tenuously connected episode theme! By request, we listen to "Christmas Must Be Tonight" as performed by SCALA and…

Episode 402: A Homeopathic Amount of Grinch

Jan 21, 2026 52m

Of course we wouldn't let January pass us by without celebrating our second-most-cursed annual tradition, Grinch Rap Granuary! But, unfortunately, this is the last one. For real this time. We're…

Episode 401: If I Were a Slowking

Jan 07, 2026 52m

As the twelve days of Christmas come to a close once again, we're celebrating Epiphany with two songs about three men. By listener request, we check out "We Three Slow Kings" by Electric Santa, a…

Episode 400: The Piss Tangent of It All

Dec 24, 2025 1h 20m

In this milestone episode, Jam and Ian add the 799th (???) and 800th (!!!) songs to HARK's massive, unruly list. Jam aims for the top of the list with a near-classic and the hosts talk about Jesus…

Episode 399: Chanukah, Take Me Home

Dec 10, 2025 51m

Hanukkah is fast approaching! And to celebrate, we have two songs... well, OK. We have one song about Hanukkah, and one song about Not Christmas. "Chanukah in West Virginia" by Scott Simons wraps a…

Episode 398: Support Your Local Ugly Sweater

Nov 27, 2025 50m

You may be wondering why this episode is going up on a Thursday instead of a Wednesday. Well, first of all, it's technically still Wednesday in our time zone, and this episode is all about going…

Episode 397: Birthday Boi's Choose Your Own Adventure

Nov 12, 2025 1h 3m

It's Jam's birthday! To find out the first song they selected, go to Paragraph 2 (P2). To skip ahead to the ranking music, go to P5. P2: It was "Yule Shoot Your Eye Out" by Fall Out Boy! For their…

Episode 396: Dr. Victor Kelce-stein

Oct 29, 2025 52m

It's that time again! Gut that pumpkin and fill it with eggnog, because we're listening to EVEN MORE Christmas/Halloween crossover songs. Not only have we not run out of these, we've still got a few…

Episode 395: Big Sincerity

Oct 15, 2025 53m

After a short delay, we're back! And just in time, too. Because it's... the time of year... well, you get it. We are, after ten years of doing this dang show, finally covering "It's the Most…

Episode 394: One Must Imagine It's October 3rd

Sep 24, 2025 52m

We may never run out of holiday music, but sometimes we do run low on holidays that are funny to talk about. So in this episode, we're celebrating (by a loose definition of celebration) two holidays…

Episode 393: Skanukkah Skatember

Sep 10, 2025 47m

Nah, just kidding, we're not starting another annual month-long theme. Can you imagine? I mean, sure, yes, we can imagine. But we've apparently run out of ska-punk Hanukkah songs already. Until…

Episode 392: Our Podcast Got Run Over by Jesus, Who Took the Wheel

Aug 27, 2025 49m

Buckle up everyone, it's the final AGROBAR episode of 2025, and the guy that they put at the wheel for this one most definitely does not have a license. That's right, we're doing two Jesus-adjacent…

Episode 391: Our Podcast Got Run Over by the Grandma Cinematic Universe

Aug 13, 2025 1h 1m

Unforunately, our annual tradition is back! We once again listened to two "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"-related songs, this time exploring Dr. Elmo's own sequels, "Grandma's Spending Christmas…

Episode 390: Birthday Boy's Abdication of Duty

Jul 16, 2025 51m

It's Ian's birthday, and he is over it! He has passed along his birthday-boy-song-picking duties to our backlog of listener requests. At least we got to listen to an "all time weirdo" track in "Happy…

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HARKpodcast has published 414 episodes since January 2015, covering topics in Comedy, Music.

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