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Helen’s Log is a weekly audio diary from Helen Bauer - a 30-something-year-old Londoner trying (and often failing) to make sense of life. It’s a space to catch up, ramble, overshare, and document the weird little things that make up her week.
From deep dives into Ancient Greece to holidays in Alicante. From Helen’s latest obsession with essential oils to rewatching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the hundredth time. Think of it as a diary without the hand cramps or spelling stress.
Don’t be surprised if friend, family or foe decide to drop in to keep Helen on her toes, or just laugh at the latest entry in the Log, but this is mostly about Helen logging life as it comes, with all the tangents, distractions, and mild existential crises along the way.
It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and it’s one day destined to be studied by social scientists - or at least re-listened to by Helen on her deathbed.
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S1E40 Ep 40. Butchers, Bakery Boys, Butt Cam with Nish Kumar
It’s the final episode of season one, so we’re finishing off with a bang! We have the fantastic Nish Kumar with us and even better we have him in a Goofy hat. Thank you for being with us for this…
S1E39 Ep 39. Flirting, Finger Sluts, Fear with Ele Mckenzie
It’s our penultimate episode of Series One and Helen’s learning to flirt. Here to help is comedy’s biggest stud, Ele Mckenzie! This is truly a gift of an episode so please enjoy toileting at home,…
S1E38 Ep 38. Lush, London Zoo, Lena Dunham with Alice India
Helen’s had a dream takeaway and we’re discussing dream jobs, first jobs and Gelato. If you love London zoo you’re in for a real treat as our wonderful guest Alice gives us the inside scoop on lions,…
S1E37 Ep 37. Birdwatching, Burps, Botanical Gardens
Helen’s back in the UK and flying solo today. She’s had the time of her life in Oz but thankfully is back for her dear logs. Get ready to hear all about why watching a horror film in a middle seat…
S1E36 Ep 36. Bleeps, Behind, Better
Gather, gather because it’s the safety episode! We recorded this a million years ago in case Helen was ever stuck in a cave and couldn’t make it to the studio. It’s the Wild West of an episode, we…
S1E35 Ep 35. Snail trails, Sydney, Superbass with Olga Koch
Helen had a revelation in TK Maxx and the wonderful Olga Koch is here! If you’ve ever wanted to listen to a podcast that talks about Russian food and nipple hair in the same breath, today's your…
S1E34 Ep 34. Thongs, Town Elders, Togas with Pierre Novellie (The Return of)
Helen’s wearing a thong for the first time since she was a teenager to celebrate the fact that our words of wisdom history expert, Pierre is back in the studio! We’re finally breaking the silence on…
S1E33 Ep 33. Condiments, Capitalism, Costumes with Desiree Burch
Helen’s heading to Bilbao but before Fleet goes on tour we have the incredible Desiree Birch with us! It’s time to get stuck in to stuffed crusts, credit cards, body shelves, dismantling systems,…
S1E32 Ep 32. Balloons, Bags, Barefoot
Helen’s still not smoking so we’re celebrating with hypothetical party bags. Grab one and join us for today’s topics: the G spot, night outs, new comer competitions, Tooting Common, getting older and…
S1E31 Ep 31. Pencil cases, Pocahontas, Paris with Stevie Martin
Why do we bow in church? And what exactly is a boob spot? Just two of the important questions discussed in this week's episode. We’ve got such a brilliant guest with us and naturally Helen and Stevie…
S1E30 Ep 30. Collagen, Cigarettes, Cartilage
It’s a spring solo ep and Helen’s brought in a collagen sachet and has a nicotine patch firmly attached to her boob for the occasion. No better way to start talking about quitting, asthma, screen…
S1E29 Ep 29. Hamilton, Hymens, Hairwash with Rosie Jones
It’s a glorious day because we have longtime fan of the pod and dear friend, Rosie Jones in the studio with us. It’s a wild ride of an episode so hold on to your hats. Expect accidental product…
S1E28 Ep 28. Pedro, Princess Diaries, Potatoes
Today we have a bit of everything, from Helen’s History corner deep diving into unhinged historical romances to an impromptu chat with the fantastic Sean McLoughlin. Get ready for the roller coaster…
S1E27 Ep 27. Disney, Drama, Duets with Chloe Petts
Helen has a stye but she’s had a posh omelette and to top it off the sweetest angel to have ever lived, Chloe Petts, is with us today so things are looking up! This episode is a real treat for the…
S1E26 Ep 26. Breathing, Broth, Bibs with Phil Wang
This week we’re discussing Helen’s mouth breathing and who better to do that with than the wonderful Phil Wang. Get ready for a whirlwind as we deep dive into interactive museums, Shutter Island,…
S1E25 Ep 25. Hearts, Hangovers, Houses with Andrew White
It's Valentine's week, Helen’s hungover and we have a very special guest to mark the occasion. Get ready as we pull on your heart strings and discuss Omaze houses, risky texts, soft play and the…
S1E24 Ep 24. Boleyn, Boys, Brushing with Ed Night and Huge Davies
Helen announced the morning of the record that this week there’s not one but TWO guests. It’s a whirlwind of baby boys, witches curses, trips to the dentist and rating which of Henry the VIII’s wives…
S1E23 Ep 23. Singing Kettle, Sarcophagus, Spaghetti with Chris Macarthur-Boyd
Helen’s prepared some questions. There’s more googling than sense in this episode and frankly it is the perfect level of chaos. We have the fantastic Chris Macarthur-Boyd with us teaching us about a…
S1E22 Ep 22. Facebook, Flannels, Fanny Flutters with Tamsyn Kelly
What a wild ride of an episode, we have the wonderful Tamsyn Kelly with us and there’s even a (telephone) appearance from the infamous Micheal Bauer, otherwise known as Helen’s Dad. This week we’re…
S1E21 Ep 21. Therapy, Takeaways, Thailand With Sunil Patel
It’s cold. We want to be at home and cosy but we’re here recording because we’re FAITHFULS. To keep you warm we’ve got the one and only Sunil Patel, otherwise known as Helen’s ex-housemate, to give…
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