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Welcome to "High" Functioning — the unfiltered audio diary of a 31-year-old wife, cat mom of two, and certified pothead just trying to make it through life one random thought at a time. Whether I'm overthinking the universe, ranting about daily chaos, or deep-diving into why my cats are probably judging me, this is your cozy corner for high thoughts and functional living. Light one up, chill out, and let's vibe through the weird, the funny, and the surprisingly profound moments of day-to-day life.
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S1E11 Episode 11. Questionable Decisions, New Pets, Theater Kids, + WEED!
My older sister joins me as we unpack the deeply questionable decision of getting new pets like we’re emotionally responsible enough for that (we’re not). We wander into childhood theater kid chaos,…
S1E10 Episode 10. Dad Jokes, Too Many Tokes, The Best for Last + WEED!
We’re high, we’re laughing, and somehow my husband thinks he’s a comedian now. Join us for dad jokes gone wrong, too many tokes, and one last joke that might actually break us.
S1E9 Episode 9. Overwhelmed, Over It, Over the Hill + WEED!
In this episode of High Functioning, Melissa gets blazingly honest about feeling overwhelmed, developing “grandma problems” at 31, and rethinking Thanksgiving one edible at a time. It’s chaotic,…
S1E8 Episode 8. Then Vs Now, Newlywed Game, Functional Relationship + WEED!
In this episode, we get blazed and look back at who we used to be versus who we are now — for better or worse. Then we put our marriage to the test with a hilarious Newlywed Game and chat about what…
S1E7 Episode 7. Ghost Hunting, Open Enrollments, and "higher" Perspectives + WEED!
This week, we’re ghost hunting, surviving open benefit enrollments (the real horror), and exploring “higher” perspectives on life, love, and the afterlife. Expect stoner philosophy, haunted giggles,…
S1E6 Episode 6. Married, Baked, Autumnal TP, + WEED!
Husband+Me=CHAOS. Discussing married life, going on weed-fueled tangents, and hitting on some really interesting topics. 🍁💨 Listener discretion advised: strong language, weed talks, and pumpkin spice.
S1E5 Episode 5. WEED, "high" nice to meet yah, WEED + more WEED!
My Stoner Aunt & the Gospel of the Good Green
S1E4 Episode 4. 31, Halloween, Autumn Activities + WEED!
31 candles, haunted knees, and weed-fueled tangents—welcome to autumn chaos!
S1E3 Episode 3. Vacation Recap, Come-to-Jesus Moments, Swordfish Sucks + WEED!
Vacation stories, life lessons, and high thoughts—sprinkled with laughs (and a little swordfish slander). 🍃✨
S1E2 Episode 2. Vacation Prep, Family, Chaos, + WEED!
Join me as I get happily ripped, hit the bong, and rant about the dreaded yet exciting chaos of vacation prep. I’ll spill my hopes that this trip will top all the past disasters, share some laughs…
S1 Episode 1. Who, What, Where, When, and WEED!
“Being an adult is hard. Being high functioning is a whole vibe.” Welcome to High Functioning! In this intro episode, I share who I am, what this podcast is about, and what you can expect — comedy,…
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”High” Functioning has published 11 episodes since September 2025, covering topics in Comedy, Improv.
”High” Functioning is currently dormant with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 27m.
