HOLD THE DECORUM

HOLD THE DECORUM

Jennifer Elson & Kyle Ewan

Episodes 17
Avg. Duration 48m
Activity Sporadic
Since Mar 2025
Latest Episode Nov 2025

Publishing Details

Schedule
Monthly
Format
Episodic
Hosting
media.rss.com

About This Podcast

We're a best friend duo who loves to yap. We chat about anything and everything without a filter. Laugh with us or at us; either way, we're thankful that you're listening.

Podcasting 2.0 Features

episode location medium season

Explore Statistics

Recent Episodes

S1E17 Screen time in the nursing home

Nov 27, 2025 47m

This week we're talking putting Hilary Duff back on the map, Uggs with heels, wtf do athletes carry in their bag, our wish lists, the Wayfair scandal, and so much more.Expression of the week: three…

S1E16 Let's go Blue Gays!

Oct 31, 2025 44m

This week we're talking men celebrating, the Louvre heist, Kyle updates us on the tween drama, reality tv being inhumane, phone peeping, the Clarisonic, credit card scammers, recently used emojis and…

S1E15 Celebrities trying to make a buck

Oct 02, 2025 53m

This week we're talking the Rapture, a Laneige class action, Lisa Barlow, Craig Conover being a slug, noise cancelling being a public safety issue, peeing your panties and so much more. Expression of…

S1E14 Kids these days

Sep 09, 2025 56m

This week we're talking Mount Rushmore (again), Crumbl CEO, kids birthday parties, the phonetic alphabet, Cardi b and so much more. Expression of the week: All my eye and Betty Martin

S1E13 Momma I'm fuku'd

Aug 23, 2025 45m

This week we're talking performative outfits, date horror stores, wedding speeches, locking up Larsa Pippen's injector, Mount Rushmore 2.0 and so much more. Expression of the week: Hoist with his own…

S1E12 Did you settle?

Aug 14, 2025 44m

This week we're talking nothing being TMI, morning shed, new Kelly Clarkson lyrics, build a bear, couples settling, and so much more.Expression of the week: She's feeling no pain

S1E11 Wtf is hypergamy?

Aug 08, 2025 55m

We're back and we're boring! Think of this as us warming up our vocal cords, but rest assured: we’re ready to start gracing your ears weekly after our hiatus.This week, we're talking crazy couples,…

S1E10 Get PETA on speed dial

Jun 12, 2025 50m

Disclaimer: The video might only make it to tiktok. Sorry not sorry.This week, we’re introducing a new segment: Dragging Our Husbands. We're chatting about ChatGPT’s climate impact (what is it?),…

S1E9 Bring back crazy frog

Jun 05, 2025 59m

This week we're talking frogs, toe fungus, WAGS, hemorrhoids, Bridgerton, dollar store pregnancy tests, The Chrisley pardon and so much more. Expression of the week: The still frog sees the ripples…

S1E8 Emptying our cheeks

May 28, 2025 51m

This week we're talking emptying cheeks, AI knowing us more than we know ourselves, religion, fall down Fridays™️, botox emergencies, and fashion police.Expression of the week: Cut the Gordian knot

S1E7 Little Miss smart dumb trouble

May 21, 2025 1h 1m

This week we're talking no shave summer, Raising Cane's film festival, ketchup as salad dressing, Omegle, and so much more. Expression of the week: Don't take any wooden nickels

S1E6 Kim Kardashian's butt crack

May 12, 2025 40m

This week we're talking catholic schools, adhd, the Met Gala, high schoolers, punchable people, how to parent, and more.Expression of the week: Throw a cat among the pigeons

S1E5 Rumor has it that Kyle is in line to be the next pope

Apr 29, 2025 43m

This week we're talking travel woes, bad uniforms, the passing of the pope, yoga voices, our red flags (very few), and smelly people.Expression of the week: Teach your grandmother to suck eggs

S1E4 A little Easter funny

Apr 20, 2025 34m

Happy 420 or Easter!! Whichever you're celebrating.This week, we learn a new expression, chat golf, Katy Perry’s “ride,” rave daughters, Google-style interview questions, celeb lookalikes, and some…

S1E3 What does decorum even mean?

Apr 14, 2025 1h

Sorry for last week's hiatus- we were battling the flu, but we're back and better!This week we briefly transitioned into an educational pod, and then quickly got back to our roots. Jenn needs to put…

S1E2 When the vacation makes it out of the group chat

Mar 31, 2025 40m

This week we're talking all things vacation prep, uber eats on bikes, viral TikTok, breakouts, and some other stuff.

S1E1 TLE

Mar 23, 2025 42m

TLE - Took Long Enough! A wise person once said that perfection is the enemy of success, so we’ve had enough of our test runs- let’s just put something out for our two listeners (thank you!).This is…

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does HOLD THE DECORUM have?

HOLD THE DECORUM has published 17 episodes since March 2025, covering topics in Comedy.

Is HOLD THE DECORUM still active?

HOLD THE DECORUM is currently sporadic with new episodes monthly. Average episode length is 48m.

Similar Podcasts