How Are We Still Married?!

How Are We Still Married?!

Ted Ishler and Beth Albright

Episodes 25
Avg. Duration 29m
Activity Sporadic
Apple Rating 4.8 (21)
Since Jan 2026
Latest Episode Jan 2026

Publishing Details

Schedule
Hourly
Format
Serial
Hosting
feeds.buzzsprout.com

About This Podcast

From Hollywood to New York to Alabama and everywhere in between, Beth and Ted have lived all over the US pursuing their TV, acting and writing dreams. Married 35 years and moving 35 times, the crazy stories of their life together will keep you laughing as they try to figure out 'How Are We Still Married?

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Recent Episodes

S2E3 Season 2, Ep. 3: A Dog-Chase Through Traffic and Roadside Fisticuffs!

Jan 11, 2026 34m

More zany moving escapades --  Lexi takes an early exit from the moving truck – in 8 lanes of traffic! A thwarted fistfight on a rural road, meeting the neighbors three years too late, and a burrito…

S2E2 Season 2, Ep. 2: Sleep Battles, and Do Real Women Pump Gas?

Jan 11, 2026 25m

Beth and Ted probe the pressing questions – what is the threshold for ‘high maintenance’ and do real women pump gas? Also, the battle of who sleeps worse, and does the ghost of Beth’s mother haunt a…

S2E1 Season 2, Ep. 1: We're Back! And Back on the Move!!

Jan 11, 2026 25m

New episode! After a year and a half hiatus, Beth and Ted have more crazy stories to tell. Another cross country move, a new house with a creepy questionable past, and some 40 year old ‘love coupons’…

S1E20 Episode 20: Mini Golf Fiasco and a Co-worker's Fightin' Words

Jan 11, 2026 27m

***(Season 1 now exclusively available wherever audio books are sold)***Beth and Ted take to the little links and trouble ensues. Plus, QR-code menu mayhem and a co-worker’s eye-opening insight that…

S1E16 Episode 16: Moving Mayhem Part 1

Jan 11, 2026 30m

Chasing a dog through 4 lanes of traffic, smoldering bikes, an AWOL cat stuffed in a mattress, and other moving nightmares.  Why didn’t Beth and Ted pack it up after this much trouble?!! Support the…

S1E6 Episode 6: There's A Mother-In-Law On Your Couch!!

Jan 11, 2026 24m

Beth and Ted laugh about their high maintenance baby, another new city and Beth’s mother sleeping on the sofa… for five months! A broken Hollywood promise, a motor attached to the baby crib and a…

S1E5 Episode 5: A Narcissistic Doctor's Plunger, a Cheezy Radio DJ and a Baby!

Jan 11, 2026 28m

A bad luck song sets the stage for the craziness to come!  A plea at New York City night court, a move from LA to LA (Lower Alabama), ridiculous jobs at small-town radio stations, a harrowing birth…

S1E2 Episode 2: From Metropolis to Demopolis???

Jan 11, 2026 31m

Beth and Ted’s epic adventure continues. From sneaking onto the New York NBC TV network sets to take kissing photos, to moving to rural Demopolis, Alabama and running a low-power TV station (and…

S1E1 Episode 1: The Wild Ride Begins!

Jan 11, 2026 36m

How Beth and Ted came to be. How we met as rival interns at the CNN New York Bureau, to our crazy wedding in Alabama (car engine sardines are involved) and our unbelievable escapades back in the Big…

S1E15 Episode 15: Diet Disasters and Hillbilly Go-Carts

Jan 11, 2026 28m

Beth and Ted discuss their latest failing attempt to lose weight, a not-so-kind podcast critic,  another move -- this time to Tennessee,  home shopping network hi-jinks and a hillbilly go-cart…

S1E14 Episode 14: Smoking Ghosts and a Move to Nothing

Jan 11, 2026 27m

Beth and Ted discuss a ghostly bedroom visit, and an apparition with a nicotine habit. Plus a 2000 mile move to Hollywood for a job that didn’t materialize leads to some intense marital turmoil. Oh…

S1E12 Episode 12: Acting Up and Acting Out!

Jan 11, 2026 29m

Opening a children's acting school, Dousing unsuspecting kids with a fire extinguisher, bugs for breakfast and behind the scenes career battles. A masterclass for spouses on how NOT to work…

S1E11 Episode 11: Special Edition: Sardine-gate!!

Jan 11, 2026 24m

Beth and Ted investigate new information about the infamous 'sardines on the car engine' wedding incident (discussed in Episode 1). Digging for the truth about the fishy situation, they grill their…

S1E9 Episode 9: Psycho Neighbors and Fire Ant Attacks!

Jan 11, 2026 30m

Moving across the street from psychopathic hillbillies. Ted’s neighborly visit with a sleazy centerfold model. Beth and Ted’s attempted weekend getaway. Another long-distance move, and what not to do…

S1E7 Episode 7: Chipmunk In The Living Room And Laundry On The Curb

Jan 11, 2026 28m

New baby, new jobs, new city. A chipmunk-chaser hurtling through the living room, a cross-country move that had to be un-done, an overheated elephant, and Beth's city-wide broadcast about Ted's…

S1E3 Episode 3: A Ghost, A Butterknife and the Mafia

Jan 11, 2026 35m

Disembodied spirits in their Baltimore townhouse? A phony job offer from a kid in his basement? A radio station run by organized crime? Beth and Ted's crazy marital trek continues!Support the show

S1E21 Episode 21: Move-In That Morning. House Fire That Night!!

Jan 11, 2026 34m

Just another move, so what could go wrong? How about a fire on the first night in the new house! A harrowing tale, yet also -- ridiculous! The discussion turns from flames and firefighters to shoes…

S1E19 Episode 19: Creepy Neighbors and a House That May Explode

Jan 11, 2026 30m

Spying on a weird neighbor burying something in his yard at 2AM, another eventful cross-country move, a new house that smelled like gas and Beth’s less than enthusiastic response when she sees/smells…

S1E18 Episode 18: 36 in 36!? Oh my!!!

Jan 11, 2026 22m

A July 2021 anniversary (#36) and bam, another move (#36)!!. The unexpected upheaval throws Beth and Ted’s life into a fiasco – competing bidders, missing moving trucks and another ghost??  Support…

S1E17 Episode 17: Moving Mayhem Part 2

Jan 11, 2026 38m

After a moving hiatus (that will be described in later episodes) Beth and Ted are back with more tales of moving mayhem. A cross country trek that involved dead horses, a broken foot, and a smoking…

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does How Are We Still Married?! have?

How Are We Still Married?! has published 25 episodes since January 2026, covering topics in Arts, Comedy.

Is How Are We Still Married?! still active?

How Are We Still Married?! is currently sporadic with new episodes hourly. Average episode length is 29m.

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