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S2E9 ACAB includes our HOA
This week we’re telling you all about how White America is Under Attack By The Gays and also about what it’s like to just um, not buy groceries I guess?
S2 Sad tradwife summer
This week’s main episode is up (FREE) on our patreon because it’s a gosh darn bummer, so if you’re in the mood for THAT, go give it a listen!
S2 The NFL apron tier list - part 2!
Wow lucky you it’s a free ticket to a “live” podcast recording! We’re finishing up our tier list for the Hadley & Bennett NFL collab aprons on this most sacred B week
S2E7 Sleeptalking
This week, we are both catching up on how getting our circadian rhythms under control is going (and checking in with The Sleep Prescription), and also are very very tired. Thanks for being here!!
the NFL apron tier list - Part 1!
Welcome to the first annual edition of B week! this week we're fucking around and reviewing the officially licensed NFL aprons from Hedley & Bennett aka the ampersand aprons that all the social…
S2E6 … is this anything??
We’ve unlocked the secret to happiness this week and it might just be eating and sleeping? Dunno we’ve never actually tried that shit it sounds like it’s for nerds. But fr the sleep prescription…
S2E5 Spring Break Recap Pt. 2 - Beach Brawl Edition
It’s finally here the content you’ve been waiting patiently for, the beach brawl episode! Also listen to the end for our update on The Sleep Prescription by Dr. Aric Prather and Penelope’s New…
S2E4 The Spring Break Recap Pt. 1
This one’s for the hardcore sickos who want to know the mundane details of our road trip to Myrtle Beach, SC. Check out part two for the real wild content you normally come here for.
S2E3 How to fix everything
This week Penelope recommits to the sleep cult as we discuss The Sleep Prescription by Dr. Aric Prather, and we discuss what the heck Martha would’ve been up to, as well as the afterlife and why…
S2E2 How To… juice your house
This week we’re finishing up our review of The Mindful Child, plus talking a big furniture rearrangement, doghouse jail, and a special guest appearance from The Eldest.
S2E1 How To… make a pretzel out of headphone cables
We’re back for Season 2! And we’re talking mindfulness, including The Mindful Child by Susan Kaiser Greenland. Please send us your suggestions for what we should cover next!
S1E12 Spring Equinox Hiatus Announcement! 🌷
Well folks, we need a couple weeks to get our bearings together here so we can figure out what’s next! Season 2 of How To Have It All coming SOON!! 😘
S1E11 Daylight Savings can suck my nuts.
With all due respect to DST, I hope it gets eliminated forever. This week we’re calling time of death on the Martha’s calendars challenge and planning for the next big thing. Get in touch with us on…
S1E10 Get me pictures of a well-organized house!
so, apparently the calendars are bullshit? Come along with us on another week of figuring out that this book is a lie!https://youtu.be/Z9tciU1shIA - BBC Archive guy from 1975 talking about how life…
S1E9 ACAB includes that lady at the grocery store
What a week folks, what a week. Tune in to hear about our bowling adventure, passing as fascists, and more!
S1E8 “I’m gonna type every word I know!” - Benjamin Franklin, probably
Buckle up and hold on to your butts, dear listeners, this is a LONG one! We actually did some of the things on the calendar this week, and even for some of the things we didn’t do, there’s LOTS to…
S1E7 Satan is real and he loves us
This week on the pod we’re talking the big game (and absolute annihilation of the cheeks), the increasing buildup of tasks on the calendars, and we’re finally revealing whether you CAN “have it all.”
S1E6 I’m a crack enjoyer
CW: lots of collapse of civilization chat this week, so listen with caution if you’re trying to protect your inner peace! Otherwise we are chatting how the first month of the calendars challenge…
S1E5 Anyone can do anything for three weeks
This week we didn’t do anything from the calendar, but we have plenty to discuss! Matt reveals that British people commonly eat both mashed and roasted potatoes in the same meal, we talk about The…
S1E4 Nobody outside of Philly has ever heard of the Constitution
This week we talk the money cost of “having it all” for 20 days, our Amish country vacation, and we reveal the private, personal details of our two cats.
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