How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel
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A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way.
Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.
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Recent Episodes
How To Survive Carpenter Bees & A Car Accident (w/ May Darmon)
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive wood-chomping carpenter bees, and May Darmon joins us to share her story of a West Hollywood car crash!👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps…
How To Survive Elder Scams
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive scammers targeting the elderly.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for…
How To Survive An Affair & A Bear (w/ Brendan Smith)
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a cheating spouse, and Brendan Smith returns to share his recent experience with a wild bear!👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you…
How To Survive RV Living
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive RV LIVING!👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus…
How To Survive Hantavirus
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive rat-borne hantavirus.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes…
How To Survive Hot Flashes & Crowd Warm-Up (w/ Allan Murray)
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the cursed hot flashes, and comedian Allan Murray shares his experiences as a warm-up comic for television.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and…
How To Survive An Alpine Divorce & Doin' The Deed (w/ Anne Gregory)
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an alpine divorce, and Anne Gregory returns to share a very "The Pitt"-esque way to lose one's virginity.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and…
How to Survive Fear of the Unknown & a Mystery Illness (w/ Jane Borden)
This week: what it feels like to live with a mystery illness that doctors can't figure out—and how to survive the fear that comes with not knowing.Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the fear…
How To Survive Frozen Water & Frozen Shoulder (w/ Will Hines)
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ice cold water and Will Hines joins us to share his experience with frozen shoulders!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…
How To Survive Dry Eyes, Long Flights, & Losing Your Glasses!
This week, Danielle, Kristine, and Garon return after a week off to dish on international fllights and lost luggage, they wonder why Jen Aniston keeps her dry eyes a secret, Garon loses his glasses…
How To Survive A Bonus Episode Sneak Peek!
This week Kristine is away to Germany but that means you are getting a special sneak peek at the type of Bonus Episode you get when you join our Patreon! This is a shorter version to get a glimpse of…
How To Survive The Boston Molasses Disaster & Comedy Scene (w/Brian Kiley)
This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, Danielle dives into one of the stickiest disasters in history: the Boston Molasses Flood — yep, slow as molasses IS an oxymoron.We break down…
How To Survive Terrible Neighbors (W/ Scott Langteau)
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive having a terrible neighbor, and Scott Langteau shares his tale of navigating the nightmare next-door neighbor.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show…
How To Survive Birth Control & A Vasectomy (w/ Jeff Lewis)
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive various kinds of birth control and Jeff Lewis joins us to share the experiences he had with getting a vasectomy.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show…
How To Survive A Heated Rivalry
This week, Danielle and Kristine are talking about how to survive rivalry- heated and otherwise. From the show Heated Rivalry, to siblings, marriage, and the workplace, rivalries are everywhere and…
How To Survive Smoke Inhalation & Getting Fired (w/ Todd Levin)
This week, Danielle and Kristine delve into the flames, with tips to keep you safe from smoke inhalation. Then, one of our favorite guests, writer and comedian Todd Levin, returns with a tale many of…
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How To Survive A Fer-De-Lance & Famous People (w/ Greg Proops)
This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we learn how to survive the fer-de-lance viper — one of the deadliest snakes in the world — and just as threatening? Meeting famous…
How To Survive Losing A Limb & Losing Your Teeth (w/Macey Isaacs)
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the loss of a body part and Macey Isaacs joins us to share the time she lost her front teeth!👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you…
How To Survive the ER, Urgent Care, & Oscar Talk (Patreon Sneak Peek)
This week, on How to Survive, a little treat for you! A sneak peek at the kind of bonus episode you get when you join our Patreon! From ER visits to Oscars talk, we dig deep (emotionally, not…
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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine has published 243 episodes since September 2021, covering topics in Comedy, Comedy Interviews.
How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine is currently highly active with new episodes weekly. Average episode length is 1h 10m.
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