I Love You I Kill You

I Love You I Kill You

I Love You I Kill You

Episodes 26
Avg. Duration 24m
Activity Dormant
Since Aug 2020
Latest Episode Jul 2025

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Every 2 Weeks
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Episodic
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About This Podcast

If you crossbreed a Murder podcast with a Relationship Podcast you get 'I Love You I Kill You'. A loving couple joke about all the funny ways we'd murder each other! We are joking about wanting to kill each other. But, when you are with someone a long time there is always something that annoys you enough to want to kill your significant other. Like when your boyfriend is obsessed with making ice, don't you want to freeze him in a bath filled with ice cubes? Or when your girlfriend is obsessed with buying house plants. Oh wow, don't you wish you can put her in giant pot surrounded by Venus Flytraps? So, really it is like any other podcast where the people who are dating are the hosts. A true boyfriend girlfriend comedy podcast. A funny show about death. There's a lot of the comedy podcast about murder stuff out there, but when have you seen a comedy show where the hosts want to kill each other? So if you are wondering "How would you kill your boyfriend" this show might be for you.

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Recent Episodes

Give Up the Need to ALWAYS Be Right

Jul 11, 2025 57m

We got Danny Z on the pod. This guy is an up and comer on the scene. If you are listening you might be asking, who is this Italian man I am listening to. Well, guess what, he may sound like some…

Grown Men Don't Care about Birthdays

Jul 03, 2025 1h 17m

Amer hangs out with old reliable Joel Slavik. They talk some good stuff. Two good old boys talking about the world's troubles and a bit of their own. Enjoy!

Dentist HORROR STORIES!

May 04, 2024 31m

This episode is all about the grossest and worst dentist stories. You forget the poor dentist has to look INTO our mouths when they work. Not all of us have pretty little holes in our heads. Some of…

Tragedy at a Music Festival

Apr 19, 2024 33m

HELLO ROCKERS! We talked about Gabriel's outing to a Queen's of the Stoneage concert so we made this episode all about death at a concert! Gabriel tells a story about the death of Meredith Curly…

What would it take to K*LL a Co-Worker?

Apr 10, 2024 41m

This is all about murder in the work place. You know how you have annoying coworkers that keep on stealing the yogurt you were saying for lunch? BANG! What a way to get fired am I right? This is a…

Choking on Eggs over Easter Weekend

Mar 29, 2024 35m

Welcome and Happy Easter everyone! This is a great episode, you're so lucky to hear it for the first time, ever! We talk about crimes commited over Easter weekend. One of which is the 'Easter Sunday…

Is Voyeurism such a HORRIBLE crime?

Mar 19, 2024 31m

We talk all things voyeur in this episode. Gabriel got himself a pair of binoculars and he can't stop spying on the neighbors. If he continues on this path he might end up seeing something he wish he…

Getting Sloppy on the Slopes of Aspen

Mar 12, 2024 30m

We talk about a murder on the ski slopes on this episode of I Love You I Kill You. We love skiing so we think about creative ways we would kill each other while shooting down the mountain at top…

Bored to Death watching Dune 2

Mar 05, 2024 24m

One of us wants to get into Dune and the other would rather die than get into Dune. Isn't an audiobook of the classic Sci-fi novel where every character has their own voice-over artist sound…

The Engagement ring dipped in Poison (First episode back!)

Feb 26, 2024 32m

We are back after a 2 and a half year break! This episode is all about murderous spouses and couples. There killer old grannies, vanishing brides and the engagement ring I bought for my fiancé dipped…

My Valentine Murder - ILYIKY 16

Feb 14, 2021 18m

Happy Valentine's Day! In this ep we talk about what we would do on our perfect Valentine's Day and how it would end in MURDER! Thanks for listening. If you want to watch video versions of ILYIKY I…

What's for dinner? - ILYIKY 15

Jan 30, 2021 23m

Doesn't it get you angry when your partner can't make up their mind what they'd like for dinner. Does it make you so angry that you want to murder them? Well, come on in, grab a seat and enjoy this…

Shower Murder is Sexy - ILYIKY 14

Jan 07, 2021 21m

SORRY! It's been a hot minute since the last episode. We know there are plenty of young boys and girls who wanna hear their favorite Aunt and Uncle murder each other while drinking a glass of…

Hank Hill is going to get you! - ILYIKY 13

Nov 24, 2020 18m

SEND us an email! We want to read them on the podcast! [email protected] Your favorite murder stories! King of the Hill is the topic of this episode! What is more spookier than Hank…

Can't cook to save your LIFE - ILYIKY 12

Nov 14, 2020 14m

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! We were so busy we couldn't record any eps. We promise that will never happen again! Please enjoy this episode about how I stink at cooking so much it could murder a…

He loves his bird more than he loves me! - ILYIKY 11

Oct 25, 2020 17m

We talk about how I am obsessed with my pet bird. He's a cute little guy and I have a great time with him. Claire is very jealous of this bird because she has to spend all her time alone in her room…

Your voice is a torture Device - ILYIKY#10

Oct 19, 2020 17m

OMG WE MADE IT TO 10 EPISODES. We know this one is late. We promise to be on time from now on. This episode is about how Claire and I are trapped in the same apartment 24 hours a day due to our…

So fresh and so Clean -ILYIKY #9

Oct 09, 2020 23m

One thing that really bugs Claire is how I never put my toothbrush away after using it. I'm not sure how one would murder with a toothbrush. Perhaps we should asked someone in Prison. They are…

Murder at IKEA! - ILYIKY #8

Oct 04, 2020 24m

Everyone likes IKEA. Some people love IKEA. And some people are obsessed with IKEA... Claire is obsessed. Going to IKEA is her favorite outing. If it were up to her, every weekend would be spent…

Eating a Packet of Bacon a DAY - ILYIKY #7

Sep 25, 2020 27m

So, while Claire was away in Jolly Old England. I had a lot of time all by myself. What I decided to do was to eat everything that was in the fridge and everything that was at the grocery store. The…

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