I Wish You Were Dead

I Wish You Were Dead

Mike, Gavin, and Fia

Episodes 197
Avg. Duration 1h 1m
Activity Active
Apple Rating 4.5 (10)
Since Dec 2020
Latest Episode May 2026

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Schedule
Every 2 Weeks
Format
Episodic
Consistency
82%
Hosting
anchor.fm

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A podcast about things that used to be alive. With Gavin, Mike, and Fia.

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Recent Episodes

Ep. 180: This Podcast Is Extinct (Final Episode)

May 06, 2026 51m

After 1976 days, we have reached the final episode of this podcast. Mike, Fia, and Gavin talk about what they've learned over the last roughly 5 and a half years of podcasting together.Fia's webinar…

Ep. 179: Today and Tomorrow: The Holocene Epoch

Apr 17, 2026 1h 4m

For our penultimate episode, let's talk about today, this moment right now; the Holocene Epoch. This is basically when all of recorded human history takes place and boy have we recorded a bunch of…

Episode 179 Delayed

Apr 15, 2026 1m

Due to some health stuff this episode will be out on Friday hopefully. Thanks for your patience!

Ep. 178: Actually Yesterday: The Pleistocene Epoch

Apr 01, 2026 1h 5m

We have some sad news to share....but also a great episode about the most recent slice of Earth's history; the Pleistocene Epoch a.k.a. The Ice Age.Fia's webinar series:…

Ep. 177: Spinosaurs, The Weirdest Dinosaurs

Mar 18, 2026 1h

Some groups of animals become popular memes for their weirdness. No group of dinosaurs have been the main character of paleontology memes (or discourse) than the Spinosauridae, and Spinosaurus in…

Episode 177 Postponed Until 3/18

Mar 04, 2026 0m

Your lovely hosts are all very busy with visiting in-laws and other fun family business, so this episode is postponed until 3/18. Take care everyone!Donate to Archive.org if you can:…

Ep. 176: Crabs; The Perfect Life Form?

Feb 20, 2026 58m

Crabs. The stars of memes all across the internet. But are they really as *optimized* as the memes say? Let's find out!Donate to Archive.org if you can: https://archive.org/donateFia just published a…

Episode 176 Postponed Until Friday

Feb 18, 2026 0m

Scheduling issues happen to adults sometimes. But we get to talk about crabs this week, so it's okay.

Ep. 175: The Magic of Stable Isotopes

Feb 04, 2026 1h 5m

Fia teaches us about the magic that can be done with stable isotope analysis, and Gavin tries to give us a little hope.YouTube videos Gavin mentions:Technology Connections:…

Ep. 174: Animal Noise (Bioacoustics)

Jan 21, 2026 59m

Animals make a lot of noise. Presumably, ancient animals also made lots of noise. How do we study it? What kinds of noises did they make? Let's talk about it!Donate to Archive.org if you can:…

Ep. 173: Stegosaurs

Jan 07, 2026 1h 5m

Stegosaurs are weird dinosaurs. They're asymmetrical, they have weird legs, and they have a part of their body named after a newspaper comic from the 1980's. Confused? Don't be! Learn with us what…

See You in 2026!

Dec 24, 2025 1m

Gavin goofed on the schedule, so we'll see you in 2026! From Mike, Fia, and I, happy holidays!Donate to Archive.org if you can: https://archive.org/donateFia just published a new paper! Check it out…

Ep. 172: Basically Yesterday: The Pliocene Epoch

Dec 10, 2025 48m

There are a lot of slices of Earth's history. Almost none are as short or as recent as the Pliocene Epoch. How similar was it to today? How many tusks did the elephants back then have? How much did…

Ep. 171: Domestication

Nov 26, 2025 58m

Humans have domesticated hundreds of species of animals, plants, and fungi. But what does that mean exactly? And are we alone in our ability to control other animals? Let's find out!Donate to…

Ep. 170: An Episode That Doesn't Actually Exist

Nov 12, 2025 34m

Mike tells us about a variety of things that don't actually exist, from ancient times to the American Revolution, to his mute button.Donate to Archive.org if you can: https://archive.org/donateFia…

Update on Episode 170

Oct 30, 2025 1m

Fia's on vacation, Mike's busy, and Gavin's sick. Next episode coming 11/12.Donate to Archive.org if you can: https://archive.org/donateFia just published a new paper! Check it out here:…

Ep. 169: Jane Goodall

Oct 15, 2025 55m

Jane Goodall is one of the most famous scientists and activists of my lifetime. Sadly, she passed away a few weeks ago, so Gavin thought that this would be a good time to talk about her life, her…

Ep. 168: Wood

Oct 01, 2025 47m

Wood is the most useful material that humans have ever discovered. We use it for everything from paper, to houses, to fire. But what is it? Where did it come from? Let's find out!Donate to…

Ep. 167: Monotremes (mammals that lay eggs!)

Sep 17, 2025 52m

Mammals are (in Gavin's biased opinion) the best vertebrates, but some are mammals are weirder than others. Monotremes are without a doubt the weirdest mammals and it's not even close. But what are…

Ep. 166: Birth (Viviparity)

Sep 03, 2025 1h 16m

Since Gavin ('s wife) just had a baby, he thought it would be a fitting time to do an episode about birth! Live birth is a thing that mammals are most famous for, but a *ton* of other animals do it…

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